(Stage is orange instead of blue. It's full of Halloween decorations and there are two seats instead of one for the guests. 'Thriller' by Michel Jackson plays)
Ellie (dressed as a pirate): Welcome everyone, and Happy Halloween!
Pleakley (dressed as a vampire): We have Tallest Miyuki and Spork as our guests today!
Red: Where are they?
Ellie: They'll be here in just a-
(Miyuki and Spork materialize in the seats)
Ellie: They're here
Miyuki: It's my episode! Yay!
Spork: Hey, how about me?
Miyuki: Oh, yeah, his too
Ellie: So, we've got everyone favourite dead Tallests this week! Let's just begin with asking these guys what it's like to be dead, since I think me all want to know...
Miyuki: Dead sounds so harsh... I prefer deceased...
Ellie: Okay. So, what's it like to be deceased?
Miyuki: When you used to be the Tallest... pretty dull...
Spork: It's weird, really. I mean, you don't have any organs, so you're not hungry, but you also not full. It's so annoying
Ellie: Of course he talks about food -_-"
Spork: I'm talking about it indirectly. I didn't say the word 'food' at any point until now
Ellie: Uh huh... so, let's begin with the questions! Spork's going to asked first, but if there's any questions for both of our de... I mean deceased Tallest, we'll ask them in the first half
Pleakley: Okay, so, to begin with, we have two questions from invadercat
*evil laugh* hi my tallest! to spork: how you die? i forgot!
wait...didnt zim kill you?
Spork: Yes... he and that blob of his... grrrrrr
Miyuki: Where is Zim?
Dib: Oh, don't tell me he's hiding again!
Ellie: He is, but I think we should teleport him here to make things interesting...
(Zim appears)
Zim: Wha?
Spork: You... you piece of elephant diarrhoea! You killed me! (demon-like ghosts appear and chase Zim around)
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ellie: No hurting the main character! Do you what to end up hated like Red and Purple? Hated by Zim extremists?
Spork: Argh... no... (demon-like ghosts disappear)
Ellie: There we go... let's have some peace...
Spork: (mumbling) Stupid Zim, stupid, blonde freak, stupid peace, stupid fans, stupid blob...
Pleakley:
anyway 2: um...hu...DID YOU LIKE BEING TALLEST?
Spork: For as long as my reign lasted, yes...
Pleakley: Next is Zim'sMostLoyalServant
Well, in that case, first a question for Spork: How long were you Tallest after Miyuki got eaten? Because in the script for "The Trial" it seems like you just came to power, even though it looks like it's been a while since Miyuki got eaten.
Spork: In your Earth time: barely two weeks
Oh, and a lot of fans think that you somehow manipulated Zim into making the blob, so that it would eat Miyuki and you could become Tallest (only for it to eat you, too). Do you confess to or deny that?
Spork: Neither
Ellie: Does that mean you confess it?
Spork: I didn't say that
Pleakley: So you deny it?
Spork: Maybe
Miyuki: Come on, Spork, you can tell me!
Spork: (stares at Miyuki for a few seconds) Nah... (looks away)
Pleakley: If he didn't do it, he'd deny it, so I think he did it
Spork: If I did it, I'd still deny it because I wouldn't want Miyuki to know
Pleakley: But you're dead. You have nothing to lose
Spork: I'd lose whatever dignity I have left and be hated by her and every other Irken for the rest of eternity
Pleakley: True, but I don't think Miyuki would hate you forever; she seems nice
Spork: Never judge a book by its cover
Pleakley: What is it with people and that saying?
Spork: B)
Ellie: Did you indirectly kill Miyuki or not?
Spork: ...I'll leave it to you guys to answer that question...
Ellie: And if we say you killed her?
Spork: So be it. But it didn't come from my mouth and, therefore, is unconfirmed
Ellie: You're so frustrating!
Spork: Yes, I am...
Pleakley: I think he killed Miyuki
Spork: Good for you one-eye
Miyuki: Um... You didn't really kill me did you, Spork? You're just kidding, right?
Spork: Whichever makes you happy...
Miyuki: Oh... um... can we move on?
Pleakley: Okay. The ALMIGHTY Invader Zimhas a question...
hello. its me again. sorry for semi-accidently killing you with my monster...
Spork: -_-"
Pleakley:
heh heh... anyhow. ONTO THE QUESTIONS!
1) Spork: I need to know one thing about you. Are you sure you arent taller than myuki? You hunch over a lot while Myuki stands straight.
Spork: Nah, she's taller than me
Pleakley: Here's one from invader kit, for both of you:
SPORK! MIYUKI! are you mad at zim for what he did to you? if not, do you like him?
KIT!
Miyuki: I don't like holding grudges but Zim isn't on my good books...
Spork: I hate him. It's hard to like someone who killed you
Zim: I didn't mean it!
Spork: I still hate you
Pleakley: TimIsaFunSucker has a question...
Spork & Miyuki: Did you know Zim was the one who made the blob-thing that killed you? If not...oops...
Miyuki: I knew that Zim made the blob and I knew it killed me, so, when Spork died, I told him why there was a blob to begin with. You should've seen his reaction when he found out he was deceased
Spork: Let's not talk about that...
Pleakley: Next is Invader Zak
Tallest Spork what were your intentions when you became Tallest
Spork: I was hoping to start years of huge invasions, taking over dozens of planets
Ellie: Like Operation Impending Doom 1 and 2?
Spork: My Invasion would've done better...
Red: I doubt
Spork: Don't threaten your dead predecessor!
Red: Yeah, yeah, whatever...
Pleakley:
for both Tallest Miyuki and Spork how do you feel about me being the second in command of the resistys and leading Irken Rebels to form a new Irken government called the Irken Republic
Miyuki: Well... I can't say I'm completely happy...
Spork: Doesn't affect me. You can do whatever you want. I'm dead anyway
Pleakley:
And this comment is a totally diffrent thing and it is for Dib, {Dib if you want the Irken Empire to stop from invading your world then you must help me form the Irken republic, so I can form a diplomatic treaty with your race, but you must do three things for me}
1. stop trying to expose me and my brother as aliens.
2. stop trying to spy on us and I will make sure my brother does not try to destroy your world
3. Join the resistys and help us hack into Imperial computers.
{If you do not agree and I can't ensure the safty of your race. Invader Zak signing off}
Dib: Why would I try to join the Resisty? It's full of freaky aliens – and how do I know you aren't just trying to trick me?
Ellie: You're so paranoid, Dib
Pleakley: LordSilen has a question
Spork: how did you do on your day as tallest before being killed by the blob thing?
Spork: That day went pretty smoothly, I was having a great time, ticking away the boxes on my to-do list, being worshiped and all... but that didn't last long... (glares at Zim)
Zim: I'm sorry my Tallest... I didn't mean it!
Spork: Oh, shut up!
Pleakley: Next is Ebony3111
Yeah, Halloween special! Cause it IS special! Wow, time seems to be flying by...
Ellie: So true...
Pleakley:
Anyway, questions!
Spork:
1) What's your favorite method of transportation?
Spork: First class on the Big
Ellie: The Big?
Spork: What ship do you think inspired the creation of the Massive? The Small?
Ellie: O_o
Pleakley:
2) When's your birthday?
Spork: In Earth time: January 16th
Ellie: Imma gunna note that down... (takes out Birthday calendar)
Pleakley:
3) Random Q! Can you sing? WILL you sing?
Spork: Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm quite the Tenor...
Ellie: Really?
Spork: Yes, do you want me to show you?
Lard Nar: No
Spork: I wasn't asking you!
Ellie: How about we leave it to the fans to make up fanfics for that?
Spork: -_-" You don't believe me, do you?
Ellie: ...kinda...
Spork: Why don't the reviewers have a say in this? If you want me to sing, type 'Spork ROCKS' at the end of your review!
Ellie: Fine. If we get at least half of our new reviews saying that, we'll have an episode where you sing...
Spork: B)
Pleakley: Uh... (clears throat) Moving on, there're to questions from Invader Nav
Spork, what did you think when you saw Chtuhu coming for you?
Spork: I was thinking of something along the lines of: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GIR: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOOPEEE! (starts dancing to the Caramelldansen)
Spork: ...
Pleakley:
Which Tallest inspired you the most?
Spork: I don't know. I don't get inspired easily
Pleakley:Th next set of questions from Invader Elze
Spork
Miyuki was better.
Spork: Hmph... I didn't even get a chance to show how much better I would've been as a Tallest than her
Miyuki: Hey! Spork!
Spork: It's true...
Pleakley:
what is with your:
-Eyes?
Spork: My eyes are a bit small, but the girl Irkens in the Academy said it's tiny-ness made me look cute
Ellie: ...Seriously?
Spork: -_-"
Pleakley:
-Voice?
Spork: What's wrong with me voice?
Pleakley:
-head?
Spork: It's normal!
Pleakley:
-existence?
Spork: Oi! Now that's just mean! I feel so unloved...
Pleakley:
Zim, destroy Earth. See if I care. I still worship you. I really don't even like earth all that much. and no rant today. I'm gunna try to keep my co- GOD DAMMIT YOU PUPPY! ! ! ! *gets jumped upon by playful dachshund* HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? *zaps dog with lazar eyes* YAHHH! ! ! *silence* I'm more of a cat person, actually.
Ellie: I like cats, by they hate me for some reason O_o most dogs like me, though, so I'm a dog person for that reason
Pleakley: And, lastly, Invader Jix
Hi Invader Jix here,
so Spork what was it like to lead for only like 2 seconds before Zim's Blob ate you? *i was there*
Thanks,
Invader Jix Signing off...
Spork: My reign was the best part of my life, even though it was short
Pleakley: So that's it for Spork!
Spork: Seriously? That's it?
Pleakley: Yeah, pretty much
Ellie: Then it's time for a break! See ya guys!
Robo-mum: (Spins arrow) Look at it gooooooooooo!
(Arrow passes Dib's name then stops at: Miss Bitters! Wait...)
Everyone: Oh... crap...
(Miss Bitters appears in a thick cloud of smoke)
Red: She's Tallest for the day?
Miyuki: I'm getting a bad vibe from her... (hovers up to Miss Bitters) Hello, I'm ex-Tallest Miyuki. It's my episode!
Spork: Hey!
Miyuki: Oh yeah, and his too. You're apparently Tallest for the day, and I just want to congratulate you for having control over the whole of one of the most powerful and strongest alien Empires in the whole Galaxy-
Miss Bitters: You remind me of Dib; he's always talking about aliens...
Miyuki: Really? Oh, well, that's interesting, maybe-
Miss Bitters: Dib's annoying. Someone get her away from me!
Irkens: Yes, Tallest Miss Bitters!
Miyuki: Huh? (is teleported away)
Miss Bitters: And throw Dib into a Black hole
Irkens: Yes, Tallest Miss Bitters!
Dib: What? No! Miss Bitters, pleaseeeeee! (is dragged off by some Irkens)
Miss Bitters: Hmmmmm... strange green people are obeying my every word... Heh heh... I want Earth's sun to be engulfed in a metal capsule so that I can go outside and not burn!
Irkens: Yes, Tallest Miss Bitters! (walks of)
Miss Bitters: And I want to release 3 billion Tasmanian Devils and 1 billion rabid Honey badgers all over the world to terrorise all humans. After that, I want all Halloween legends to come true. Halloween is going to be properly done this year
Irkens: Yes, Tallest Miss Bitters!
Ellie: Not the Honey badgers! NOOOOOOO!
Pleakley: Honey badger? That's the least frightening name for an animal I've ever heard
Ellie: Indeed...
Miyuki: Thank Heavens I'm not in that Black hole! Poor Dib! He seemed nice... for someone with such a big head
('MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!' echoes around the stage)
Everyone: ...
Pleakley: So, uh... invadercat's questions for Miyuki are next...
to miyuki: y r u the only girl tallest?
Miyuki: I'm not sure, it's just luck that there's more male Tallests than females
Pleakley:
2: do you hate zim now? or do you think it was all that goo monster's fault?
Miyuki: He did create Chtuhu, but I guess he mans well...
Pleakley:
3:if i bring you to life, somehow, can you rule over the empire again and let me um...lets say takeover red *puppy eyes*
Miyuki: If you wish
Red: Hey!
Pleakley:
*evil laugh* BYE BYE *hits red*
Red: I WILLMAKE YOU PAYYYYYYY!
Ellie: You say that every episode, Red
Red: Shut up!
Spork: Heh, loser... can't even defeat a reviewer. (sarcastic) What a great and powerful Tallest you are...
Red: (embarrassed) Well... Screw you!
Pleakley: Next we have Zim'sMostLoyalServant
Miyuki: Did you hate Zim too? I know he'd already caused some problems by the time he made the blob that ate you, but in the script you didn't really seem to care about him.
Miyuki: I never really thought an Irken that short would have such a big role in my death, so I sort of ignored him...
Pleakley:
Also, there's a small amount of fans (including myself) who like the idea of you and Zim having been a secret couple before you died; any truth to that?
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Miyuki: Well, I can't really say that's true, but you can believe it if you want to
Pleakley: The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim has a question:
2) Myuki: You better watch out. Spork is onto you with the height part.
Miyuki: Don't worry, we're both deceased, we don't actually give damn about height anymore
Pleakley:
Okay! I have only one more thing to say!
Ellie: I felt the need to tell you that invaders do wear undergarments. It's just that Sizzlor and Skoodge were too large and the pants didnt go up to those sizes. This is shown in The Nightmare begins when I drill the thingy into the ground, and then run behind the firehydrant. I dont really have to many questions... so yea... sorry... em... INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF!
Ellie: Oh, okay! I see! I guess since most Irkens are freakishly skinny it's hard to get extra large underwear. And for those of you who're wondering... Sizz-Lorr's still having some problems with the couch...
Pleakley: Next, we have Sienna1997
I have a really random question for Miyuki (That's how you spell it right? I hope so...)
Miyuki: Yep, that's how you spell it
Pleakley:
Are you Purple's mom? I've always thought you were. Okay, I'm gonna go mow, bye!
Purple: No, she's not
Miyuki: We Irkens don't have parents, or any form of family, for that matter. We're born from Capsules, so I can't be his mother, sorry
Pleakley: Next is Invader Zak's question
Tallest Miyuki how do you feel about the resisty
Miyuki: It's proof that the Empire's rubbish at invading these days; all of those aliens escaped us!
Red: Hey, we're not that bad at invading!
Miyuki: Oh, please, you're just ruining the Empire with your selfish and lazy behaviour!
Red: No we're- (those same demon-like ghosts come back and chase Red around) !
Spork: Red just got owned xD
Pleakley: Next, we have LordSilen
Miyuki: what do you think of the current tallest and their actions about the irken army?
Miyuki: I turn in my gooey grave because of the state of the Empire. It looks strong and everything, but it's cheating with its invading and earning the title of the least honourable Empire in the Galaxy! I'm so embarrassed!
Purple: Heh, sorry...
Miyuki: I don't want your apology, I want the Empire to go back to the way it was!
Spork: She has nostalgia problems...
Pleakley: Ebony3111 has some questions...
Miyuki:
1) How long was your reign?
Miyuki: 15 Irk years, which is about 150 Earth years
Ellie: That's wayyyyy longer than Spork's
Spork: (mumbling swear words in Irk)
Pleakley:
2) Were you a better leader than Red and Purple? (Probably)
Miyuki: Yes, I was
Red: (still trying to avoid the ghosts) Oh, come on! Enough with the hating!
Pleakley:
3) Random Q! If you were attacked by mutants, what weapon would you use to fight them off?
Miyuki: A XM312 50 cal machine gun. Or poisoned muffins...
Ellie: I'd go with the poisoned muffins :D
Pleakley:Invader Nav's question is next
Miyuki, were you the only girl Tallest? You're my favorite! I wrote a story with you in it! (I'm just am not logged in)
Miyuki: Nah, there were a few others before me, and I'm happy that I have a fan :) ^^
Pleakley: Here's some questions for Miyuki from Invader Elze
Miyuki
You are the greatest tallest EVER!
Miyuki: Aww thanks!
Pleakley:
What is your favorite:
-Color?
Miyuki: Cyan
-food?
Miyuki: Chocolate :)
-pastime?
Miyuki: Reading
-current tallest? not counting tallest 4 a day.
Miyuki: Purple, he's not so disrespectful toward me
Purple: Yayyyyyy!
Pleakley: Finally, here's the last question from the new reviews. It's from Invader Jix
Invader Jix again,
So Miyuki *sorry if i spelled it wrong its hard to spell* how was it to be the leader of the Scientists? *i would of loved to do that...but i wanted to be an Invader more =)*
Miyuki: I was actually the leader of the Empire. And it was a lot of fun to rule over something as big as that :)
Ellie: And now, the final question for both you guys: What type of music do you like?
Spork: Pretty much anything, I'm not picky with music...
Ellie: Okay. How about you Miyuki?
Miyuki: (suddenly has spiky red hair, black, torn, clothes and a guitar) Metal! (goes mad on guitar)
Ellie: Wow, um, didn't see that coming...
Pleakley: So, I guess that's it!
Ellie: Yep. Have a great Halloween, guys!
Miyuki: Yeah, I hope you get lots of candy!
Spork: And then send it to me... ;)
Ellie: Don't forget to say whether or not we sound get Spork to sing! And Gaz is next, so, for those who haven't asked her a question yet, ask away! See you guys!
(Miyuki plays 'This is Halloween' by Marilyn Manson on the guitar as the show ends)
A/N: (singing) This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Halloween, Halloween. Halloween, Halloween!
I hope you guys have a spooky, horrifying Halloween! And remember: whether you're Trick or Treating, watching a scary movie with some pals, or just doodling pumpkins on your hand, make sure you get scared while doing so!
Happy Halloween! =D