THE FAERIES' RUIN…chapter 6

Setting: The whole gang has been reunited and is currently gathered 'round a campfire in a nondescript part of the Haunted Woods.

Hanso: *tied to a tree* I honestly didn't see this coming. Oh WHY didn't I see this coming?

Jazan: Ha! See? I told you he was up to no good. I knew it from the second I laid eyes on him.

Hanso: Why don't you just go ahead and do your victory dance there, Jazzy boy?

Jazan: And send all my fangirls into ecstatic comas? I think not.

Xandra: I agree with Jazan…not about the fangirls thing, but, you know, about Hanso being up to no good.

Hanso: Nerdy know-it-all.

Xandra: Shut your mouth, thief! We should've never trusted you in the first place! He stole from me, in case any of you have forgotten.

Altador: Yeah, we stopped caring like, two chapters ago.

Jazan: Yeah, and he also stole a good portion of my fanbase! He'll pay for that. *sexy hair toss*

Brynn: He also led us to Nox.

Guard #1: And the ice cream room! *omnomnomdroolnom*

Altador: And the Usukis! :3 *plays with a Prom Queen one*

Jazan: …*hides a Beautiful Bride Usuki behind his back* That's not the point. He let Nox escape and we all ended up trapped in that villain's castle!

Hanso: I already told you, he threw a crystal ball at me! :(

Jazan: Oh, well that changes everything.

Hanso: Really?

Jazan: No. I'm still feeding you to the Chasm Beast. :/

Hanso: But-but-but…Brynn and I freed you thankless jerkwads!

Jazan: I'm sure that was mostly Brynn's doing.

Hanso: Aw hellz naw…no woman is taking credit for a man's work! Brynn, tell this fool.

Brynn: *look of sheer inner turmoil*

Hanso: I don't like that look on your face. ._.;

Brynn: *turns away* I'm sorry, Hanso. I can't help you this time. You've pushed things too far.

Hanso: TRAITOR.

Jazan: Excellent! So it's decided. We'll take care of this crook and then go after Nox.

Old Ogrin: Jazan, have you ever thought it might be unwise to derive happiness from the misfortune of others?

Jazan: I'm just doing what must be done. I'm not happy about it.

Old Ogrin: Don't be playin', nigga.

Jazan: *sadistic grin* Okay, but just a little. ;D

Altador: Let us turn back to the task at hand. What we need to figure out is where we should begin to look for Nox.

Hanso: Uuuh, excuse me? *is ignored*

Brynn: He can't have gotten too far. Maybe we should split up and search here in the Haunted Woods?

Jazan: Yeah, because we had such fabulous luck when we were split up inside Hubrid's place.

Hanso: I hate to interrupt but—*still ignored*

Xandra: Would it be more likely that he'd flee to a secret location? Somewhere we'd never think of looking?

Old Ogrin: What if he were attacked here in the Woods and replaced by a doppelganger impostor?

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Old Ogrin: It was just a suggestion, jeez.

Xandra: Lol, old people.

Hanso: Please, would somebody—

Brynn: HANSO! Could you please stop interrupting?

Hanso: I'd be happy to—not—but, well…just look for yourselves. *motions to the sky*

(SWEET BORI ON A BAGEL FAERIELAND IS ALL DARK AND PURPLE AND SHIT. IT'S SO COOL, MAN.)

Brynn: Is that…Faerieland?

Jazan: No, it's Tyrannia.

Brynn: What's happening? Oh, the horror!

Altador: I'm no expert, but, perhaps with the faeries in their current state, their magic has started to weaken. Whatever the reason, time is of the essence.

Hanso: While I doubt any of you are particularly interested in my opinion, I think we should fight.

Jazan: Good idea. I've wanted to beat your ass since I first laid eyes on you. *cracks knuckles excitedly*

Hanso: DO NOT WANT.

Brynn: Fight whom? Nox has disappeared, you idiot.

Hanso: Why don't you look behind you?

Brynn: Say what now?

Evil Shadow Brute: Hey, 'sup? We're like, evil 'n stuff.

(Cue epic battle and the cliffhanger ending)

Chapter 6, end