MEDIA THAT DIB WOULD HAVE BEEN IN
City of Ember-
Sol put the hardhat on Dib's head, "You have a big head!"
"MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" Dib yelled.
Harry Potter-
"You're a wizard, Harry." said Hagrid.
"OH YOU THINK I'M INSANE? IS THAT IT? SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME BY TELLING ME THAT SH-"
Back to the Future-
"GREAT SCOTT!" yelled Emmett Brown.
"Who's Scott?" asked Dib.
Pokémon- Battle Frontier
This takes place in the very first episode.
When Dib saw the ghost pokémon, he started taking pictures like crazy.
"Uh, Dib, what are you doing?" May asked.
"GHOSTS ARE REAL! FINALLY PROOF THAT EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN SAYING IS TRUE!" Dib continued taking pictures.
Invader ZIM
"Wait, I'm already on this show!" Dib said.
Sorry.
Code LYOKO
Dib looked around him, "Am I just on this show because it's mostly known for the characters having huge heads?"
"Yup." said the cameraman.
"I quit." Dib walked off the set.
Star Trek
"ALIENS!" Dib yelled when he saw Spock.
Ed Edd n Eddy
"ALIENS!" Dib yelled when he saw the Eds.
Star Wars
"ALI-" Dib got shot with a tranquilizer dart and was dragged off the set before he could call Jar Jar Binks an alien.
Transformers
"...My car is a giant yellow android..." Dib said, and then, without warning, he took pictures like mad just like in Pokémon.
2010: The Year we Make Contact
Dib narrated the end dramatically, "And so, in that year, children of the second sun were born, and children of the first sun would tell the children of the second sun of how-" then Dib sneezed, "Sorry, can we do that over?"
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Dib picked up the first segment of the Staff of Ra and burned himself, he didn't feel anything because it wasn't made of sh-
Terminator: Judgment Day
Dib spazzed out when the Terminator fell into the lava.
The Iron Giant
Dib put a piece of metal next to a log but the sun got in his eyes and a censor noise came from his mouth.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Any questions?" asked Willy Wonka.
Dib began a long list of questions "How is it you have enough heating energy to make the chocolate river so "light and frothy" as you call it, and why exactly did you waste money buying a plane ticket to go to 'Loompaland' when you could just do research online first? Also, you said there were thousands of rooms in this factory, so how do you even maintain them? The bills must be very long as well, and it doesn't seem you would be able to pay for food and bags and-"
THE END
