disclaimer: idon.
title: redheads.
author: drabbleocity.
pairings: Minato/Kushina.
note: short. like, really, really short.
note2: 99.99% dialogue.
Chapter 2.
R E D
H E A D
because...
"Mmmm, harder Minato!"
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"Like that! Oh yesssss…"
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"Thrust harder!"
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"Deeper..mmm, fasterr, harder! Ahhh…"
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"Kushina."
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"You're almost there Minato, faster! Mmm…."
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"Kushina, can you please stop making inappropriate noises when I'm trying to unclog the toilet?"
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"I'm just cheering you on baby cakes! No harm done, right?"
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"Minato, the toilet just sprung a leak, now you're all wet. Want me to lick you dry?"
"You should try going to the gym once in a while, Minato. You're getting…chubby."
"Wha-"
"Pff. Please, look at your arms. All flabby. Your cheeks! So cute, come here let me pinch them."
"Kushina, get your hands off my face."
"Okay."
The hands attached themselves to his chest. And moved. Up. Then Down. Repeat.
"Kushina, what are you do-"
"Hmm, you still got some nice abs here and there. But really, go work out more. I refuse to be with a weakling. You already look so feminine! Hell, you almost look as pretty as me!"
Almost.
"Minato…I want a baby. Maybe a girl, so I can pamper her with..you know, girl stuff. Not sure about a boy though, but it'd be nice if he turned out to be as sexy like you."
"Kushina, we're only 20. We're not even married."
"I know that, stupid! …But I thought you loved me! You always said my hair was beautiful too!"
"I do love you Kushina, you're my little redhead."
. . .
"No, but really, I want a baby."
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"Come on Minato…Let's run away and get married in Vegas."
"Kushina, stop groping me while I'm trying to do some paperwork."
"Che, you know you love it anyway."
"I'm busy, go visit Mikoto or something. I'll pick you up when I get off from work."
"Fine, I'm going to go to the nearby stripper club with the girls. I got hired as a stripper yesterday, see yo-"
"You are not going to a stripper club."
"Yes, I am. If you don't want to entertain me, then I'm going to go have fun with the girls. By giving other men lap dances."
"…Lap dances?"
"Yeah, lap dances. With nothing on but underwear. Like, maybe a thong. That should get them hard. 'Cause I'll be honest, baby, Kushina likes turned on men."
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Minato left earlier than usual that day...
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This is the great Uzumaki Kushina's voicemail, I'm currently unavailable right now, please leave a message after the beep!
BEEP!
"Kushina, come to my house for dinner. I want another lap dance. Oh, but leave your pants at home...And your shirt. Actually, don't bother wearing a bra or underwear, they'll be gone soon anyway."
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...And the days after that.
...she's in control.
A/N:
Edited: August 12, 2011.
Honestly, I don't know.
This was supposed to be a lot longer, but then word froze...
Two-thirds of the chapter wasn't recovered, and I was too lazy/couldn't remember the rest to type it again. Mehehhe.
Oh, and updates won't be quick like this. Well, maybe the first few weeks in Feb. I'm busy from March til the end of the school year. (Like, June.)
After February, maybe every week or every other week. Unless I'm in the mood. :D
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P.S.
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