THE FAERIES' RUIN…chapter 16

Setting: The ruins of Faerieland. Hanso has stolen one of the artifacts and is using it to absorb Xandra's attacks.

Brynn: Hanso! What are you doing?

Hanso: Being awesome.

Brynn: Besides that.

Hanso: Just keep running. I have a plan!

Brynn: What kind of plan?

Hanso: The only kind of plan I ever come up with. Something that will recklessly put my life in danger and inevitably make me a hero.

Xandra: Give me the artifact, Hanso! You know what needs to be done.

Hanso: Shutting your pie hole, that's what needs to be done.

Brynn: Ooh, dissed.

Xandra: HOW DARE YOU—

Hanso: I've come to a stunning realization…you are COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND.

Brynn: A little too much time alone with your books and not enough time with real people?

Hanso: Of course not, Brynn. Xandra doesn't have any friends, har har har.

Xandra: I'll have you know I've got over 20 close friends in my guild on World of War—

Hanso, Brynn: NERD.

Xandra: Fine. Think what you will. You're just jealous I'm LEVEL 58. *summons Oblivion*

Hanso, Brynn: Ah, shit.

Xandra: OBLIVION!

Oblivion: Rawr.

Xandra: Oh come on, be a little scarier than that.

Oblivion: Raaawr.

Xandra: Okay, just…deal with the Kougra. *faceplam*

Brynn: You're no match for my sword and its AWESOME SOUND EFFECTS—*KLANG*

Xandra: *hands start to glow* Well, Hanso? Are you just going to let her die?

Hanso: Are you going to keep blabbering?

Xandra: I'm serious! I'll do it! I'll kill your love interest!

Hanso: She can take care of herself. Looks like I'm not doing so bad either. Are you sure you're an expert magician?

Oblivion: GROAARRR!

Brynn: EXPECTOOO…

Hanso: Maybe you should find your glasses before you try to hit anything with your fancy magic, Xandra.

Xandra: No way. My supporters agree that I look way better without them.

Brynn: …PATRONUMMM!

Oblivion: GRUNT.

Brynn: What the he…who says 'grunt'? Honestly?

Oblivion: SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT. :(

Xandra: Enough of this! You WILL die, Hanso, and Neopia will be better off under my rule!

Hanso: Not if I destroy your precious artifact!

Xandra: Wait, wha—?

Hanso: HANSO SMASH—*stabs the artifact's lens with his knife*

*EPICALLY BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT*

Brynn: *standing over Oblivion* By the power of Grayskull!

Oblivion: Oh noes. D=

Brynn: *stabs Oblivion in the chest as the dark clouds hanging over Faerieland begin to dissipate*

Oblivion: WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD…*dissolves into nothing*

Brynn: *looks up at the sky* Hanso, you did it! You did…Hanso? Where's your smartass remark? Hanso?

(Brynn looks over and sees both Hanso and Xandra turned to stone)

Brynn: Oh, crap. Now what do I do?

Narrator: Um…at least they're frozen in cool poses?

Brynn: Too soon, man. Too soon…

Chapter 16, end…?