Please note that the Names in bold: Indicate who is speaking, and the words in italics indicate what is being said. Words in normal type indicate narration or extra information.
Also please note that Hera's name changes sporadically, sorry.

Theogony 2: 1:3 Crisis at the Pantheon

1:3:1 Irene's Grace

Irene is a very gracious goddess. One day, Prometheus, recently freed by Heracles, came to Irene: Please, O goddess of peace! Bring my mother and father back from the domain of Tartarus! I will be ever so grateful if you do, and we both share mother Themis! Pity me, for I have just been saved by my hero, Heracles, from that liver-hungry eagle, who ate my liver every day! I will also be eternally grateful if you free my brothers: Atlas and Menoetius. Mount Olympus can hold up the sky. Please heed my beggings of you, for I, a god, have been humbled by my punishment. Irene, stunned by the beggings of Prometheus, said: I will heed your beggings, my half-brother! So Irene freed Atlas, Menoetius, Themis, and Iapetus. They all, with Irene, Prometheus, and Epimetheus, and Heracles went to their new house in Rome. All was well.

1:3:2 Gaia's Letter

HeraDeus and Athena sit on their lofty thrones: What will be our first course of action, Heradeus, my Metamorphosed One? HeraDeus, Metamorphosed One: We shall turn all man-gods except for Apollo, Bacchus, and Prometheus into nymphs. Athena: Why not those three,HDMO? HDMO: Because Apollo is smart, Bacchus brings us wine and fertility, and Prometheus thinks ahead. We need all of that. Heradeus: Electroencephalographic-G! Tartarus Eurysklevei: I have a message from Gaia, the Great Pleasure Bring— aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Tartarus Eurysklevei drops his envelope and runs away as he turns into a nymph. HDMO: Hahahahahahahahahahhhh! Look at all the man-gods turning into tiny, girly little nymphs!

Iapetus, Themis, Prometheus, and Apollo are running towards the Pantheon Palace: Apollo, when you find the bastard that did this to me, I want you to kill them! Prometheus: I know who it is! We are going to find Hera, whose name is now Hera Deus Metamorphosed One, or HDMO for short. Anyway, she did this to every man-god except for Bacchus, Apollo, and me. Also, Gaia is coming. Apollo: We need to find out what is happening! They arrive at the Pantheon, and HDMO (HeraDeus) is laughing mad with power. Themis, gesturing toward Iapetus: Hera, have you done this? HDMO: My name is H-D-M-O, my darling. And yes, I did turn every man-god except for you two and Bacchus into nymphs. Themis is ready to slap HDMO: How could you? Athena: Hēdēmeo! You should really read that letter from Gaia.

Hēdēmeo: Yeah, whatever. Hēdēmeo opens the Letter and narrates it:

Athena, my associate

As you well know, with Zeus, my close colleague, in the throne, I was able to have much influence in the ways of the Pantheon. Unless I have this necessary power, the drasticity of the change your actions will bring to the Pantheon will surely lead to the downfall of the whole world. I, being goddess of the world, would be most affected by this downfall. However, if Zeus were to be restored to the throne, the order of the world and my influence upon it will realign to a its former better existence. I urge you to reinstate Zeus as King of the Gods, for the world's sake. If you do not reinstate him, I will have Tartarus Eurysklevei come personally and take you into his domain. However, if you decide to do neither and give Apollo the place of King of the Gods, I will be merciful and will allow you to live your life as a mortal.

Apollo and the rest overhear this, and his party quietly flees into the Roman Olympopolis to gather an army against HDMO.

Continuing:

I hope you make a wise decision,

Gaia

Hēdēmeo: Good thing I nympified Tartarus Eurysklevei.

1:3:3Gaia Plots a Takeover

Asher Destroyer rushes in from somewhere outside: Great Gaia! I have just received intelligence that Tartarus Eurysklevei has been nympified! Gaia: Oh my Zeus! I have to get a wellness elixir!

Gaia ran to get the wellness elixir, but she got lost. She ended up in Japan. Gaia started to have a seizure because of the lack of Tartarus. Just then, an earthquake occurred. Her eyes rolled backward. The earth split in two. Gaia died. The earth burned.

The End

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: DON'T MESS WITH THE EARTH.

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ANCIENT ROME IS COMING SOON!