Author's Note: "…So guys been awhile, huh?" *nervous laughter* "How's life been treatin' ya?" "How's your moddah doing?" "That's good. So about the delay in this chappy, well what had happened was-" *ducks for cover behind the computer screen as neglected readers throw rotten vegetables at me* "No, not the hair! Okay, Okay! I think it's, Review time!"

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Lilly Tagloft- Yay! That sucks, how did you get back on? Thank you. Yep I hoping it was Gothic enough. I knew they were adowable huh? Yes jocks get a bad rep but the ones I knew are nice but a lot of people seem to prefer emo looking guys lately. Pssht. Kinda late, sowry 8(

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A/N: *Picks a piece of cabbage out of my hair and crosses arms over.* "Well guys maybe I would have updated sooner if I got any more reviews then three." *Huffs*

I figured since Raven was coming over I might as well head out to open the door for her while I was on the way I grabbed a flashlight. Knowing her she would be in all black and ninjafied making her hard to see at night.

"Hey Raven! About time you got here!" I called out after a waiting like an half-an-hour out in the cold.

"Whatever, Trevor." Raven said scowling. I went over to her closing the distance between us so I could see her rarely seen make-up less face. She really looked kind of... sweet without all that black spray paint on.

She made that cute little frowny face at me she does sometimes that she isn't aware of, "Let's just go inside and get this over with." Mmm, I also noticed little black spaghetti top she had on showed quite a lot of cleavage she must be not aware of. And like any self-respecting dude would do, I took full advantage of the opportunity, staring at it until she caught me. Rave smacked me on my am, but it didn't hurt that much at all. I just gave her a flirty wink and then she huffed an started walking away. I knew she hated losing, but I loved winning just as much.

"Whatever you say sexy monster girl." I ran up and continued our conversation from earlier showing I had paid somewhat attention to her. I walked backwards in front of her giving her my trademark "sexy smirk" it is a magnet for all the fine females out here. But Raven just rolled her eyes and I smiled some more. Hey, all guys love a challenge. When we got to the door I extended my arms to open it for us Raven scowled but headed to it anyway.

The night would have been perfect.

If weird Goth boy hadn't shown up.

"Raven! Raven!" We looked behind us the figure was all dark a few feet away from us on the street. I pointed my flashlight at it and it ducked and sheilded it's eyes away from the light but I could just make who it was.

Long and behold the voice belonged to that freak Alexander. Wow. Stalker much? Or does he only come out at night because any direct sunlight might kill him.

I scowled and I saw Raven squint beside me, "Alexander?"

"Raven? Hey listen about our date-" He said walking up to us I groaned can't the guy take a hike somewhere?

"No Alexander there's nothing to talk about."

Do I sense… tension? Trouble in freak show paradise? Well this might be a good opportunity for me I smirked, "Hey pal. Real sorry to interrupt; But Raven and I got to go inside. Like now. But hey, feel free to go away. Maybe walk around the cemetery. I heard the tombstones are really nice to look at this time of night."

Seriously, why was this dude at my house?

Then I just ignored him turning my back on him and putting my hand loosely around Raven to lead her to my house. It wasn't that big of a deal, honestly. But this guy Alexander must be on something because he yelled "Hey! Don't touch her!" Seriously, what wrong with this guy? I've known her longer than him but he's acting like her dad or something.

"Hey!" Alexander yelled back at me again. I paid no attention to that loser. And shock beyond shock, the freaked pushed me to the ground. ME! Trevor Mitchell!

"Alexander?" I heard Raven yell at him. I smiled; Raven was really taking my side, for once? Hey, maybe she doesn't have that much of a bad taste in guys after all?

I got up quickly and stand next to an embarrassed and angry looking Raven. I brushed myself off looking for his pasty, sickly-looking white face, "You just made one big mistake creep." But really I was more in shock than anything. Alexander was like a stick, all bones. How on earth could Alexander tackle ME successfully? I may be a jock but I know I have way more muscle mass then him. It should have been way harder for him to pull me down.

"Lucky shot. You shoved me when I wasn't looking you're a little punk you know that?" And I would be bashing his face in if Raven wasn't there in the middle of us. And I wasn't the one looking innocent to her right now.

He was glaring at me with creepy eyes and I am trying my best to stare him down. But there was something... off about him. All his family living on Benson Hill gave me a weird vibe I just couldn't put my finger on. And he was acting really strange too...

I felt like laughing in his face as I realized it, I was taking Raven. That's what he thought, and that's why he's so acting like such a crazy stalker?...

Well who could blame me if I wanted to? She was my monster girl long before he showed his ugly face.

And it still might have been a good night.

If he hadn't hit me.

Again, I might add.

This was just getting ridiculous. Why was he trying to act like such a tough guy? I pulled Raven away so I could beat up this little punk. My jaw wet slack when I saw glowing red eyes in the dark and long sharp teeth like fangs.

Pasty skin.

Red eyes.

Strong.

Fangs.

Year hearing Raven obsess over vampires paid off and I realized what he was.

... It was actually kind of funny in an ironic sort of way, Raven just had to find out of all the people living in Dullsvile, the vampire.

I was more scared then I ever been, "You-you're a vampire."

"Alexander!" Raven called out, "Let's just go!"

I guess I should have been relieved and happy. Weird monster girl and boy were leaving my home. But damnit she was my monster girl and she was supposed to hang out with me tonight! Not this unnatural freak.

"Hey! Raven doesn't have to go anywhere. I invited her and we are supposed to be taking care of our baby now. But you can get the Hell off my property before I get Buffy on your ass." Zing! I'll be damned if he humiliates me.

He hisses at me and I flip him the bird. Like a normal person would. He gets in my face with his black hair hanging over his creepy red eyes like a mop and we are both grunting at each other I smile as I notice I'm taller.

"Alexander! Trevor don't! What are you guys crazy?"

Alex surprised me when he actually knew how to give me a punch it hit me in the gut, this time it was harder he didn't try to hide any more of his vampire strength. I chocked and coughed on the ground.

He's smiling victoriously and before he could go anywhere I go for a low blow kicking him in the balls. Surprised he has any to begin with. Dick wad.

I smile and get up grinning.

"Trevor! That was a low blow! You could have really hurt him!" Blah Blah, Blah. Hey, I don't claim to being the nicest guy in the world, and he started it.

"Well your little Goth boy started it! And why weren't you making such a big deal of it when he hit me?"

Me and Raven we're fighting, going back and forth like usual us and I kind of forgot Alexander was there.

"Ow!" My ear! Like really? Why don't you just bite me! Ugh, forget I said that!" Now he's grinning at me with those freaky fangs around Raven like he won. And I clench my jaw and I feel my face turn red with anger. I walk over quickly and poke him in the eye with two fingers.

Hey, it is an effective move because his eyes changed colors so they were somewhat normal looking and Raven ran over to him on the ground like he's some innocent baby and not a bloodsucking creep.

I grab my flashlight that landed on the ground earlier, "Die, Dracula! Die!" I yell and point it at him, nothing. Well that sucks. I guess it ionly works if its real light.

"That's it!" Raven announces, "You all are done fighting over me! Alexander come on, I'll take you home."

"B-Bt you can't go! The baby, I need-"

"I'm sure it's asleep by now Trevor." She's glaring at me and holding onto Alexander like he's fatally wounded.

I just can't win with her!

Before they're completely out of sight Alexander turns his head around and winks at me!

A/N: Sooo, how did you like it? Awesome fight scene right? Ha-ha-ha. Anyway, the next chapter I think you guys are going to love I've already started working on it and it's nice and long and Trevor finally wins a little!