The Necklace: Chapter 2
Summary: It was a joke, that's all it really was. Until it became serious, then everyone was heartbroken. Especially Sasuke. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi, and enough cusses to feed the starving penguins in Artantica.
Warnings: Yaoi (As in boy X boy), OOC-ness, cross-dressing, cussing (And lots of it), explosive farts, cuddling, OC retards, sucky writing, non-sense, and enough pie to go 'round.
Naruto woke up in the middle of the night, breathing hard and sweating. Nightmare… damn… Naruto thought, shaking off the panic. Reflecting back on his dream, it didn't make and sense at all (Being eaten by giant pies makes sense in my world…). That's dreams for you. Naruto looked around, his eyes adjusting to the dark. He actually kind of wished he could talk to someone, he didn't feel like going back to sleep. An idea popped up in his head.
"Sasuke?" Naruto whispered out into the dark. AND…
…nothing happened.
"Sasuke?" Naruto whispered louder. AND THEN…
…nothing happened.
Naruto sighed. I knew it was just a dream… Naruto thought. Throwing common sense away (As in ignoring the fact that he thought that he had imagined Sasuke), and tried one more time. Clearing his throat…
"Sasuke? Are you there?" Naruto asked out to…
…nothing…
…darkness…
…AND THEN…
…nothing. Naruto sighed. He laid back down and was throwing himself into the ocean of sleep until-
"Yes?" Sasuke asked.
"There you are!" Naruto said, switching on the lamp on his bedside table. Both Sasuke and Naruto squinted in the sudden light.
"You never told me what I should call you…" Sasuke said, moving to sit next to Naruto on the bed.
"Oh?" Naruto asked, processing the words. "Oh. My name is Naruto…"
…Silence…
"Is that what I should call you?" Sasuke asked, yawning.
"Yeah. You should call me by my name." Naruto said, as if it was obvious for Sasuke.
"Okay." Sasuke said.
…Awkward silence…
"What did you want, ma-Naruto?" Sasuke said, catching himself.
"Oh… I woke up from a nightmare. That's really all. I just didn't want to go to sleep, so I wanted someone to talk to." Naruto said, feeling stupid.
"You afraid of going to sleep? I am sometimes. When I go back… into the necklace, that is… I sleep. That's what I do. And… I get scared that one time… I might not wake up." Sasuke confessed.
"Oh. Well, it's not that, at all, really." Naruto said, feeling even more foolish.
"How about I sleep with you? I'll scare all of the nightmares away…" Sasuke suggested, not knowing how that could've sounded. Hey, he's an innocent boy in here.
"…What?" Naruto asked. "I mean, I'm tired, I can't really think that well."
"I mean, it's like, I sleep next to you or something, and then you won't have nightmares. I'll be there for you…"
…Awkward silence…
"Okay. That works… I guess…" Naruto said, shifting to lay down. Sasuke laid his head on Naruto's chest after he had settled and cuddled up to him. Well, this is certainly awkward… Naruto thought…
…Awkward silence…
"See, I'm here." Sasuke mumbled, drifting off to sleep. Naruto smiled. Sasuke really was innocent, wasn't he?
It was an annoying noise, Naruto concluded as it continued to pound against his ears. He looked down at the devise. Damn, it was making that noise. If it didn't stop, the pie might just find him. Stop it, STOP IT! Naruto tried to will it with his mind. He looked to his right, a button right there, just within his reach. Leaning over to hit the button, he felt a weight on him. What the hell was on him? And what was it pressing him into? He stayed in his place, reaching with his arm to push the button, but the noise grew louder. Naruto panicked. How the hell could he hide from the vicious pie when the device in his hand was creating that noise? He heard a little grunt, but from what?
"What's that noise?" A voice asked. Well, great, now Naruto was going crazy and that pie was going to find him at any moment.
"Naruto? Can you make it stop?" The voice asked. Naruto recognized that voice. But who, WHO was the owner of that voice? "Naruto?" It asked again.
Naruto turned around, coming face to face with the pie. Naruto was ready, fork and knife at the ready, he was about to lunge at the pie, until…
…Naruto opened his eyes, his alarm pulsing and resounding in his ears, Sasuke was now sitting up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Naruto looked to his bedside table (On the right) and pushed the snooze button, and not the 'volume up' button, like he had when he had been asleep.
Naruto sat up after Sasuke stood up off of the bed. What the hell is up with all of my fucking dreams about pie? Naruto thought, rubbing his eyes, looking at the clock.
"SHIT!" Naruto exclaimed, startling Sasuke.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"I'm almost late! I- uh, I need to get ready!" Naruto said, thoroughly panicked. "Uh… Sasuke…" Naruto started to ask. How do I ask him to go back into the necklace?
"I'll leave now, then. How about that?" Sasuke asked, cocking his head and smiling, disappearing into thin air (Why not thick air? (Don't answer that, I already know why.)). Naruto quickly got ready and hurried off to school, making sure to place his necklace around his neck.
"I'M NOT LATE!" Naruto exclaimed as he entered the classroom, the tardy bell ringing.
"I believe you." Kakashi replied, burying himself in his book again.
Naruto approached his group of friends, who were, at the moment, conversing among each other. Max stopped mid-sentence, looking at Naruto.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"You're wearing the necklace." Max said.
"No shit, Sherlock." Naruto said sarcastically.
"YOU ARE A GIRL!" Max exclaimed, laughing.
"I'm not. If anyone here is it's-" Naruto stopped mid-sentence. He was about to say Sasuke, but they didn't know who he was. He tried to think of someone to accuse of being a girl. Ivan looked like one, but he would kill him if he called him one, Nathan was way out of the question, Izak looked more like a yak than anything else, and Mia… well, she was a girl, but she sure as hell looked less like a girl than Sasuke. So, Naruto went with the most obvious escape.
"You." Naruto finished after his hesitation.
"Wow. That was quite some pause. Something wrong, Naruto?" Ivan asked. Ivan was the shortest of the class, blonde, emerald-eyed, was wearing a hoodie and a jacket, and was worse than Sweeny Todd being the only barber in town when you REALLY needed a shave when he got angry.
"Nothing's wrong." Naruto said.
"Yeah, Naruto, you're really out of it." Nathan said. Nathan was slightly taller than Naruto, had black hair, black eyes, and such a scary face that it nearly made me shit my pants when I first drew him.
"No, I'm not." Naruto denied the accusations.
"What happened last night, Naruto? You slept with someone last night or something?" Max asked.
In a way, Naruto thought to himself. "No, Max. I didn't." He said harshly.
"What crawled up your butt and died, Naruto?" Nathan asked. "You're usually kinder than that."
"I think the Naruto doth protest too much." Max said.
"I don't." Naruto said, protesting.
"Well, what did happen last night?" Ivan asked.
"Well, I had a nightmare and I woke up, wishing for someone to talk to, so I called someone up," Naruto started, leaving Sasuke out of it, "and we talked, then I slept again. I had another dream, a nightmare, I was trying to get the device in my hand to stop making the noise," Naruto said, really getting into it, "which the noise ended up being my alarm clock, but I couldn't get up until Sasuke woke me up-"
"Who's Sasuke?" The group asked in unison. Shit… Naruto thought. How could I have been so careless?
"No one…" Naruto said.
"You DID sleep with someone last night!" Max said, amused with the turn of events.
"No- I- NOT LIKE THAT! He just slept on my chest, that's all…" Naruto said, mumbling, but, unfortunately, Max understood him.
"REALLY? Where did you meet this Sasuke, and how long have you been hiding him?" Max asked.
"I haven't been hiding him. I met him last night." Naruto said. Max was stacking the straw a bit too high on this camel.
"Prostitute or something?" Max asked, cocking his head to the side.
"NO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH HIM!" Naruto yelled.
"That sounds like a mighty interesting conversation. Mind if I tune in, Naruto?" Kakashi asked, taunting him. "Keep you're voices down."
"ARGH!" Naruto moaned, that was the last straw.
"Whoa, sorry Naruto. I just really want to know who this Sasuke person is." Max said.
"Can we meet him?" Nathan asked. Naruto thought about it for a moment.
"No." He said.
"Why not?" Max asked.
"Because I think he'd go crazy and commit suicide or something if he met you guys. Besides, he's asleep right now." Naruto said.
"How do you know?" Nathan, Max, and Izak asked.
"When the hell did you get here, Izak?" Naruto asked.
"I… don't know…" Izak said, looking around. "WHERE AM I? I SWEAR, IF I'M IN CUBA, I'M SCREWED! I HAVE DIARRHEA AND THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER HERE!" Izak exclaimed.
"You're at school, you're not in Cuba." Ivan said. Izak has brown hair that stuck out every-which way, but it was flattened out on the top. He had brown eyes, was wearing a pink long-sleeved shirt and blue jeans. He was a failure of a football player, and, as said before, he looked more like a yak than anything else.
"Yeah, I have diarrhea too. I know, SEXY, right?" Max stated.
"I didn't need to know that." Ivan said.
"HEY! What does this BIG GREEN BUTTON do?" Mia asked, pointing at a small red button. Mia had blue hair, blue eyes, was wearing a blue dress, was a cheerleader, and she just happened to be Izak's sibling.
"Don't press it, please." Ivan asked calmly. Nonetheless, Mia pressed the button.
"Self-destruct mode has been set. The premises will self-destruct in t-minus 60 seconds." A female robotic voice sounded from the speakers.
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" Mia asked. Ivan sighed.
"I told you not to press it." Ivan said.
"T-minus 40 seconds."
"Damn. I'm leaving." Max said, heading for the door along with Ivan and Naruto.
"T-minus 20 seconds."
Now outside, the school's windows leaked out poisonous green gas, being Izak's fart. Naruto silently thanked God that he was out of the school, when it spontaneously blew up. Naruto sighed.
This is going to be one hell of a day.
A/N: YAYZ! I BLEW UP THE SCHOOL! REVIEWS TAKE THE DIARRHEA AWAY! If you don't review, I'LL SEND IZAK TO YOUR HOUSE TO FART ON YOU! Oh, yeah, the chapter names are still MCS (Motion City Soundtrack) song titles, listen to them and you will love them. Except for prologue, that's not a song. YOUTUBE THEM!