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BPOV

If they taught a class 'How to please your Vampire Mate 101' I would be the first one to sign up, and I would sign Char's name right next to mine because there's no way in hell I would go through that humiliation alone. You would think after living with vampires for 17 years I would have learned something, and not just the sexual things either, but the whole dominating male thing. Was I really that fucking clueless?!

But according to Charlotte it just seemed worse because I had a military man, and apparently Jasper was more strict and overprotective because I was still very breakable being a human. Well I had one suggestion to that. Change me! Then let me be in charge! I would make a ridiculous rule for Jasper, then make sure he broke it, then I would take him over my knee. Then with my crazy newborn vampire speed I would run like hell and pray he didn't catch me until he calmed down. Okay, maybe not.

About a week after our shopping trip I finally mustered up the courage to ask Charlotte some questions about the "lessons" with Jasper. Why were they called lessons in the first place? It wasn't school. Although I guess it did seem like it, if I was attending some adult film making class or something. And I did learn a lot in those two lessons. It was with my little talk with Charlotte that I came up with my big idea. Operation- Seduce Major Whitlock. Or as I like to call it in private; OSMW.

Flashback

"I just don't get him sometimes Char, one minute he is kind, and loving and the next he's domineering and fierce, yet I can tell that everything he does is with love. It's so confusing!" I exclaimed. We were sitting on the bleachers in the gym waiting for the bell to ring to go to lunch. "And what's worse is that I-I like it. I feel proud that I can please him you know? When he's happy, I'm happy and..and..." I trail off, I can't even describe my feelings right now I'm so confused.

"Oh Hun, of course, that's the way it should be." Said Charlotte putting her arms around me in a hug. "He loves you and only wants what's best for you. You must never forget that. Even when he disciplines you, he's doing it out of love. But when he seems more dominant than usual, that's the animal inside of him needing to claim his mate. It's more of him reassuring himself that you still belong to him, believe it or not." She said with a sympathetic smile.

I stared back at her like she was shitting me. "You must be mistaken," I said, "He has yet to claim me and it's been almost two weeks! And on top of that he should know that I'm his. He's all I want and need. Is there something more I should be doing to show him this?"

Before she could answer, I had a brilliant idea. I'm sure my face lit up like a Christmas tree because Charlotte eyed me speculatively. "Whatever your planning, keep me out of it," she said, "I'd like to keep my bum intact, thank you." I gave her a dirty look while I thought through my plan. "Listen Char, this will be all me, I swear, but I need your ideas, and don't worry this won't put our bums on the line." I said.

End Flashback

"Ugh." Who the hell turned on the sun? Didn't I just fall asleep? I remember Jasper and I getting out of the hot tub and I had a headache so I went to sleep early, but that was like a minute ago wasn't it? God, I was really out of it.

I tried clearing my throat and it felt like a fire was blazing in my mouth. My body was achy and my head was still pounding. I fell back into the pillows and a minute later Jasper burst into the room. "Damn Isabella, what the hell happened?" he asked concerned. "I can tell you feel like shit, are you sick?"

I looked at him and slowly nodded my head, I didn't want to try talking yet.

"Okay darlin', hang tight, I'm going to call Carlisle and have him come check on you, in the mean time try to go back to sleep, I'll send Charlotte in." he said hurriedly. He was talking really fast and pacing in front of the bed. He looked genuinely worried. If I didn't feel like hell I would have laughed. The man faced and sometimes killed vicious vampires without thinking twice about it but I get sick and he flips the lid.

I gave him a weak smile and a small nod. He came over to my side of the bed and kissed my forehead gently before sweeping from the room. I had just rolled over onto my side when I felt the bed dip behind me. Turning back over I saw Charlotte looking at me through narrowed eyes. "Is this part of OSMW? Cause let me tell you that's not funny, poor Jasper is out there having Carlisle take time from the hospital to come check you over." she said.

I felt bad that Carlisle would be taking time off work but a part of me was excited to see him too. "Yes Charlotte, this was my plan to get Jasper to sleep with me. See, what I was going to do was get him in bed and then right before we did it, I planned to puke on him. I heard that guys just can't resist that." I told her trying to talk softly and my voice coming out raspy, rolling my eyes.

Char gave me an evil glare then came to lay down next to me. "Well, I think you may want to re-think that plan hun. Sounds revolting."

I gave a small nod and closed my eyes.

"Well Jasper, looks like she has a cold. There's nothing you can do, it just has to run it's course. I would say light food every couple of hours, and a hot bath if she's sore. You can give her some Tylenol for her fever too, but let her sleep as much as possible." I heard Carlisle say.

I opened my eyes and saw Carlisle looking down on me. "Hey," I whispered holding out my arms to him for a hug. "I've missed you." Carlisle gently put his arms around me and gave me a gentle squeeze. "We've missed you too Bella," he said fondly. "Once your feeling better you need to come visit and stay for dinner, Esme is dying to cook for someone again."

"I will." I promised before the sleep pulled me under.

As Carlisle promised after a couple dips in the jacuzzi/bath and a few rounds of Tylenol, I was feeling almost back to normal. Poor Jasper though, he was so worried that he kept projecting it on everyone, including me. I finally kicked him out of the bedroom so that I could sleep without feeling anxious for no damn reason. It was on the second day though that I felt almost back to normal and wanted to get out of bed.

Looking around I noticed that neither Charlotte nor Jasper were in the room with me. I made my way to the bathroom to shower and brush my teeth, and from the looks of myself in the mirror I needed to do some major damage control. I looked like shit.

I took my time in the shower re-shaving everything and scrubbing my hair before making my way to the sink. Giving myself one last look in the mirror, I turned and headed to the bedroom to get dressed. It was really amazing how much better you could feel just from a shower.

I decided to go comfortable today and picked out a gray pair of pants with a pink tank top. And this time, my super awesome cotton boy shorts. I missed these damn things!

I really thought Jasper or Charlotte would have been up here by now, but since they weren't I would go find them. I stepped out into the hallway and immediately heard Jasper's voice and he sounded beyond pissed. I couldn't make out the words though. Hmm to listen or not to listen? Who was I kidding, there was no question about it. I slowly walked closer to the study and crouched down. Last time Jasper caught me, but I wasn't sure if it was because he heard me or could smell me or what. This time I was hoping to be like James Bond or something. Or a smooth criminal!

Damn, I should have like rolled on the floor to the door in a really cool somersault/gymnastics move, with my fingers in the shape of a gun, then I could finish it off with a split right before...

"Are you fucking kidding me Aro?!" Jasper's voice quickly brought me back to reality. It's just as well though, I probably would have gotten stuck halfway through my somersault and Jasper or someone would have had to come and disentangle my body.

"No, you have five right now, I see no reason for you to need anymore so soon." He said. Guess Aro wasn't happy with the vampires Jasper sent back.

"You WILL NOT send me anymore newborns right now! I will tell you when you can send in the next batch, but I am busy with things here, I don't have time for your shit right now." I take it back, Jasper was not mad, he was livid.

Did I really want a pissed off 'God of War' finding me eavesdropping on his conversation? Negative Ghost Rider. Deciding maybe I would find Charlotte in the kitchen I started crawling towards the stairs. Maybe I could slide down the banister on my stomach! That's pretty James Bondish right? Before I can think over that thought though I heard the four most deadliest words coming from behind me.

"Isabella, My study, NOW." Still on my hands and knees, my ass facing The Major, I slowly turn my head so that I am looking at him over my shoulder. Giving me a last glare, he turns his back and walks back into his study. Fuck. There's no chance that OSMW could come into play is there?

Getting to my feet I followed after him to the study. He's standing by the door waiting for me to enter into the room. Taking a deep breath, I step inside and walk to one of the leather chairs. I hear the door shut and lock behind me. Definitely NOT good. Turning around I look up at Jasper and see that he is staring at me with a scowl on his face.

"There's no way we can take this into the bedroom is there, Major?" I ask him meekly.

"Isabella, what were you doing by the stairs, and listening in on MY conversation?" He asked, ignoring my question altogether.

I lowered my gaze from his studying the carpet, I knew that there was no way out of this one. "I was feeling better so I was looking for you." I whispered.

"Why didn't you knock on the door?" he said standing in front of me and lifting my face to look into his black eyes.

"I-I...I don't know." I said lamely. I was busted again. This being human thing while everyone else is a vampire really sucks ass sometimes. I am at a complete disadvantage.

"Because you were eavesdropping, Isabella." He said while walking over to his chair and sitting down. "That is completely disrespectful. If I want you to know something, I will tell you, you will not try to go behind my back for information. Now come stand in front of me. NOW!" He growled.

I could feel the blood leave my face and I'm sure I looked scared as hell. I felt scared as hell. Does being scared also bring on a bout of stupidity though? Because the next words that left my mouth were pure stupidity.

"Now wait just a god damn minute Jasper! Not to eavesdrop, is not a rule, therefore I didn't do anything wrong. As far as I'm concerned this is all just a misunderstanding, now I know that I am not allowed to listen in on your conversations so this wont be an issue in the future, which doesn't seem very fair to begin with seeing as how you were yelling and I could hear it from outside the door anyways!" I yelled. I was so mad my hands were shaking.

"Isabella, you are only making this harder on yourself. You do not make the rules. I do. Now, come and stand in front of me." He said, his voice so low that I barely heard him. I think I prefer it when he yells, or is firm. When he talks soft he sounds even more dangerous.

Knowing that there was no other option I slowly made my way to stand in front of him. Great job Bella, I thought to myself. You really are a fucking moron. Some James Bond I turned out to be.

Before I even get to the spot he directed me to Jasper reached out to me and had me over his knee. This time though he dropped my pants and panties to my knees. There would be no 'warm up' spankings as he once called them. Shit.

I felt the air from his hand before I felt the sting from the slap. "One" I grunted.

SMACK. "Two"

He continued to spank me, alternating cheeks. I was so mad! How was this fair in any way? This was utter bull shit! It wasn't a fucking rule to not eavesdrop. It was just a little rude. Yea the swearing, I shouldn't have done that but seriously if he was going to treat me this way couldn't we agree on a less painful method? By 6 I was kicking my legs, screaming, promising to never disobey him again. By 10 I was motionless and down right bawling, my words incoherent.

He paused after 10 and I thought that was it. I had never been more wrong. Instead he moved his slaps to the backs of my thighs. The first one caught me off guard. "Oww! Holy mother of Shit!!" I screamed.

After that little ourburst Jasper picked me up to face him, "Isabella," he said angrily "One more swear word from you and I will make it so that you don't sit for a week! Don't you think you are in enough trouble without pulling that shit?"

Without waiting for an answer he flipped me back over his knees. Like with my cheeks, he alternated his blows on my thighs. I could barely whisper the numbers anymore. The fight in me was gone and I couldn't even feel angry at him anymore. At 10 he stops and gently pulls back up my panties and pants while rubbing his hands up and down my back. I'm still crying but my sobs are starting to slow down.

"Take your time Isabella." he said gently. It wasn't until he said something that I realized I was still over his knees, ass in the air. I noticed I still had a firm grip on the arm rest of his chair. Trying to calm myself down I thought back to what Charlotte told me. He does this because he loves me. He was taking the time to correct me. I instantly thought back to what brought me here in the first place.

Judging by his tone of voice on that phone call I knew he wasn't happy. I should have been trying to make him happy, not getting into trouble and causing him distress. At that moment I felt so guilty and so low, which brought on another round of tears.

Jasper, no doubt sensing my guilt, pulled me up and cradled me to his chest. "I know your sorry darlin', and I forgive you. This is a learning process for you. I don't expect you to be perfect. I love you the way you are, just without the sailor mouth." He whispered into my ear.

I noticed that the fire in my throat was back but I couldn't bring myself to care. I didn't want to leave his arms.

I looked into Jasper's eyes and leaned in and kissed him. "I love you Jasper." I said. It was the first time I told him directly that I loved him. His eyes lit up and he crashed his lips back on mine, pulling me closer to him. I tentatively stuck my tongue out to touch his bottom lip. He let out a low growl before sucking my tongue into his mouth.

I reached up and ran my fingers through his wavy hair. Jasper dropped his face to nuzzle my neck and I turned my head to give him better access. He licked my pulse point and began to suck gently. After a couple of moments he pulled back and looked at me.

Before either of us could say anything there was a knock on the door. "Come in." Jasper growled. Damn, right when we were having a moment.

The door opened quickly and Peter stepped in, cell phone in his hand. "Major, sorry to bother you, but Aro is on the phone and he refuses to hang up until he speaks with you. It's really important."

"Very well," said Jasper standing me up so that he could stand up. "Please have Charlotte take Isabella back to our room and have Big Mama send up some lunch for her." Then he turned his gaze to me. "Isabella I will come see you in a little while."

I leaned up and gave him another kiss on the lips. "Okay Major." I said softly. Just then Charlotte came in and grabbed my hand taking me back to the bedroom.

After lunch had been sent up I gently sat down beside Charlotte on the bed, wincing. Damn, this was worse than the last two times! Taking the tray I saw two Tylenol sitting next to the plate of food. Thank you! The water helped with the fire in my throat and I was thankful that lunch was chicken noodle soup.

Charlotte had been looking at me sympathetically since we sat down. "I'm fine Char." I said in between spoonfuls of my soup. "Actually, to be honest I'm confused. During that...that punishment, I got angry. No, not angry, I was down right pissed off at him. But then I just kept telling myself that he does it because he loves me and he's helping me....." I trailed off. "I don't even know where I'm trying to go with this. Forget it." I said looking down.

"No Bella, it's fine." She cut in. "Your confused, that's normal. He does love you and you know it and that's why you stopped being angry, because deep down you know that he was in fact punishing you to correct you. He wasn't doing it maliciously."

I looked back at my tray and thought about what she said. I knew he loved me, I was just confused with the way I reacted around him. I loved him more than anything and I hated the fact that he had to punish me when he was already in a bad mood. I guess I was still feeling guilty about it. Before I could think about it any longer the door burst open to reveal a once again pissed off Major.

"Pack a bag Isabella," he said roughly, "You too Charlotte, your both going to go stay with the Cullens for a little while."