Author's Note: First off Thanks again for the great reviews! I love hearing feedback from ya'll so if your confused or have questions keep em coming :) I'll try to answer them the best that I can. Second, there will be an A/N at the end of the chapter for those that want to get into my twisted mind. It's more answering some asked and possibly unasked questions on Jasper's Character. So if your interested, check it out! Enjoy :)

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BPOV

"Well I think we had a successful night." Said Charlotte, coming in to sit next to me on my bed.

"Speak for yourself," I mumbled into my pillow, "Your not the one in trouble."

"Oh please," Charlotte scoffed, "I'm just as screwed as you are when The Major and Peter get back. Maybe we should start on a plan for OSMW for when Jasper gets back."

"The only thing I can see working out for me is if I jump his bones the second I see him. So if you want to help have 'Save a horse, ride a Cowboy' playing in the background for me." I told her rolling over onto my stomach.

Laying down next to me Charlotte rolled me onto my side, facing away from her. She pulled me into her arms while running her fingers through my hair. "Go to sleep Bella, we have twelve days to come up with some kick ass plan to save our asses. Literally. Plus you have to get up soon for our detention tomorrow." Snuggling in closer to her I closed my eyes and sighed deeply. Her cold, marble body pressed against my back reminded me of Jasper and it gave me a sense of ease. She was right, we had twelve days. Twelve days of sucking up to Jasper and formulating a plan.

With that thought I drifted off to sleep with thoughts of OSMW running through my unconscious mind.


"This is cruel and unusual torture." I complained. It was hardly nine o clock in the morning and I was already having the worst day ever. After experiencing the Major's wrath yesterday I went to bed guilt stricken, and this morning his phone call was brief, he just wanted to make sure I was up and getting ready for my oh so fun day of detention that he so graciously arranged for me, so I didn't get a chance to apologize to him again. Then Charlotte thought it would be funny to wake me up with a fog horn. A fucking fog horn. I'm guessing Emmett left it behind. After she blared the damn thing, I screamed and fell off the bed onto the floor, hitting my head on the side table on my way down.

But I got my revenge. Even if it wasn't intentional. Apparently Charlotte didn't factor in the point that her hearing was about a million times more sensitive than mine, and the second the fog horn went off, she dropped it, covered her ears, and screamed out a string of profanities that would have put Ozzy Osbourne to shame.

"Aw, come on Bella, it's not that bad," Said Charlotte glancing up at me, "Although maybe we should make being locked in the slammer an annual thing." I rolled my eyes at her before picking up a discarded Snickers Bar wrapper and putting it in my garbage bag.

We were in orange poncho's, because of the freaking rain, outside by the baseball field picking up trash that was left over from last nights game. Unfortunately so were all the other delinquents of the school.

"We have eleven days Bella, I'm sure we can formulate a plan for OSMW by then." She said kindly. I wasn't fooled though. She was evil. All she had to do was lift the car and run. How hard would that have been?! I gave her my best glare before replying, "No Char, I don't think seducing him is the way to go this time. I was thinking more of sucking up or kissing his ass."

"Have some self respect Bella," Said Charlotte admonished, "Don't suck up because then he will know that you know what we did was wrong, even though it was just a mistake. Seduce the man dammit! If not for yourself do it for your ass!"

Boy, she was really worked up about it. "Nope, not going to happen, get the pry bar because that's what your going to need to pry my lips off his ass." I told her walking away. She made it too easy to mess with her sometimes.

Before she can reply our warden comes out to get us. "Back inside kids," he says, "We have four bathrooms that need a good cleaning and each one has about twelve stalls, so we need all hands on deck."

I keep walking with Charlotte right behind me, "Remind me to take that fog horn and blow it up your ass when we get back." I say to her under my breath, I know she can hear me. I heard a quiet chuckle behind me as we walked back into the school. I think it's safe to say The Major's warning has been received. Answer when he calls. Got it.

Three agonizingly long hours later, Joseph picked us up and brought us back to Carlisle's house. Luckily he was at the hospital so I didn't have to sit through a lecture from him. Yet. But Esme was home. I knew she was upset with me but she also knew that Jasper would be taking care of it too which is probably why she didn't say anything.

"Hey girls," she said, giving us a hug as we walked in. I'm sure I looked like hell. "Bella, I have lunch at the table for you, why don't you eat that then go on up and get a shower." I gave her a weak smile and made my way to the table. I was starving! That reminds me...

"Char," I call out, "Don't you have murderers or rapists that you need to rid the world of?" I asked her. I sure as hell wasn't going to feed her. Unless... "Wait," I say before she can answer, "Come here real quick! Hurry!"

I get up and make my to the cabinet and grab chunky peanut butter. Perfect.

"What the hell are you up to Swan?" Charlotte said from right behind me, making me jump about a foot in the air.

"Jesus! Stop doing that!" I demand. Taking a deep breath to try to get my heartbeat back to a normal pace, I face Char. My BFF. My accomplice. My about to be bitch. Time for some real payback for that stunt she pulled this morning.

"Hey, what do you say to a little dare?" I ask her holding up the peanut butter. I hope she's never had this as a human otherwise this wouldn't work. "And what do you have in mind?" She asks, I can tell she's intrigued. Perfect. I wish I had an evil laugh like those villains on T.V. I would totally do it right now.

"I dare you to eat a spoonful of peanut butter." I tell her. "It's really not that bad, Emmett did it once." I didn't bother to mention that because it was so thick it took him four days to hack it all back up. "Now why would I do something stupid like that?" She asked, "What's in it for me?"

Crap. This might be harder than I thought.

"Bragging rights." I tell her confidently, "You can tell Peter and Jasper that you did it and then we can try to get them to do it." Maybe not the smartest idea to involve The Major though. Apparently Char was thinking the same thing. "Oh no Sugar, if I'm going to do this than you have to do a dare in return." I was so busy concentrating on Charlotte I didn't see Esme come into the kitchen to witness our little skit.

"Don't you think you've girls have done enough?" She asked us gently, "Why don't you both try to stay out of trouble until the guys get back?"

"Aw, it's not going to get us in trouble," I tell her, "It's just a small dare." Plus she'll hack it back up way before the boys return, they'll never have to know." I say confidently. "What's my dare?" I ask Charlotte.

"When Jasper gets back and he's lecturing you on what happened last night, whenever he demands a response from you, you have to respond with 'Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie.' " She says.

Oh. Fuck. No. Has she fucking lost her mind? It's suicide, it's wrong, it's....really tempting.

I heard Esme gasp then start laughing like crazy. Obviously she knows that she didn't raise me to be a complete idiot. "Char, you are ridiculous. My dare isn't going to cause you get punished at all, and yours is going to cost me my backside. You know how long it would take to be able to sit if I said that to him?" I shrieked.

"Oh come one Bella, do you really think I would make you do that if I thought you would get into trouble for it?" She asked, "He does have a sense of humor."

"I bet he does, but not when he's trying to have a serious conversation!" I retort. Why was I even considering this?! "You know what? I'll do it." I say suddenly, giving Char an evil smirk. Her facial expression falters for a split second before her poker face is back on. Ha. "But when I do and he gets mad, I get to tell him that it was a dare from you, and that you said that he would find it funny."

She looks at me for a second then sticks out her hand. "Deal."

"Oh Good Lord Almighty. Bella!" I jump at the sound of Esme's voice, I forgot she was standing there for a second, "You two are idiots. You are supposed to be thinking of ways to stay out of trouble, yet here you two are plotting ways of getting each other into more trouble. I give up." She says exasperated, throwing her hands into the air.

Laughing I take the top off the peanut butter and grab a spoon. "Here you go." I say to Charlotte sweetly.

I watch her as her nose wrinkles and she stops breathing. She slowly dips the spoon inside and pulls out a glob of peanut butter. Inside I am laughing my ass off, but I know it's only a matter of time before it will be my turn to follow through on the dare she has picked out for me.

She opens her mouth then quickly shoves the peanut butter inside before chewing rapidly. Her eyes are squeezed shut and I can tell she's trying to swallow the peanut butter. Damn, where's my camera? I could have You Tubed this shit.

"Holy Fuck, what's in this shit?" She yells.

I can't even answer her I am laughing so hard, I look over and Esme looks like she's trying not to laugh but is failing miserably. "Maybe you should go hunting to get it down." I suggest between chuckles.

Charlotte doesn't even answer, but instead takes off out the back door at vampire speed.

"Oh Bella," Said Esme still laughing, "I was worried about you at first, going off to be the Mate of 'The God of War', but now, I'm actually afraid for him." I laugh with her and nod my head before heading up the stairs to take my shower. You know, I might get in a lot of shit once I follow through with my dare, but as long as I can picture Charlotte's face like that when I'm getting punished, it will be worth it.


"I miss you to darlin, but we are right on schedule so we'll be back tomorrow night to pick you two up." Said My Jasper. We had been talking every day, sometimes twice a day and texting throughout the day but damn I was really missing him. If I had my way he was NEVER going to do something like this again. I would hide myself in his suitcase.

"Okay Major, I can't wait." I told him. We had been talking now for almost an hour so I knew he was going to have to go. "Love you, I'll text you tomorrow on my lunch break."

"Love you too baby, have a good night." He said before hanging up the phone. Now he hangs up before I can. Apparently he doesn't like it.

I sighed and then closed my phone before crawling into bed next to Charlotte. So far there have been no more incidences between us, which to be honest, led to a rather boring week. Although it was pretty funny when Charlotte was getting ready to hack back up the peanut butter.

Flashback

"Bella! This shit isn't funny! What did you put in that nasty, muddy cow's ass shit?!" Charlotte yelled at me. I was laughing too hard, it had been three days and she still hadn't gotten it back up yet and she said that she's been trying, but it gets stuck in her throat halfway out and chokes her, so she has to swallow it back down.

"It'll pass tomorrow, it took Emmett four days to pass his." I told her trying to keep a straight face.

"You fucking tricked me Swan. I'm going to die! This is tragic! I can just see it now, I'm going to go down in Vampire History for being the first vampire to die from freaking peanut butter! Oh dear God, Aro's going to write a book about this-" I cut her off before she could get any more dramatic. Really? Choking? It's not like she needed to breath anyways.

"Char, why don't you go see Carlisle and see what he has to say? He is a doctor and he may know of something you can do....If not, I'm sure he will be more than willing to bring you some blood back from the hospital as a last meal sort of thing." With that said I high tailed it to my room, and just in time. Her shoe beat me to the door but luckily she missed me and hit the wall. Jeez, some people are so touchy, I thought before slamming the door shut.

End Flashback

I gave a small giggle before turning over so she could spoon me and play with my hair. "What's so funny?" She asked. "I was remembering the peanut butter." I told her still giggling. "Oh god," she groaned, "I don't want to talk about it. Go to sleep. Tomorrow we'll get to see our men and then it will be your turn to follow through on your promise." She threatened. "Oh," she added quickly, "I have a really weird feeling about tomorrow so don't leave my side please, I don't know if anythings going to happen but I don't like this feeling I have."

"No problem." I told her before closing my eyes.

The next morning I took longer than I anticipated in the shower and now Char and I were running twenty minutes late. Rushing into first period, we sat down in our seats right as the bell rang. Sweet.

Halfway through the lesson though is where it all went wrong. I didn't have time to do one of my human things this morning and now I had to go. Immediately. I wrote Charlotte a quick note letting her know I was going to the bathroom right across the hall, but I couldn't wait for the class to end. This was the one teacher that didn't allow two students out of the room at a time, so I knew Char wouldn't be able to go with me.

She gave me a quick nod and I ran from the room looking for my little porcelain throne.

Finishing up I stepped up to the sink to wash my hands when I saw Lauren in the reflection standing right behind me. Oh shit. Lauren had been bugging Charlotte and me lately about Jasper doing a 'hit and run' on me and it was really getting on my nerves.

"Well, where's your little body guard now?" She sneered at me. Oh if only she knew just how true her 'body guard' statement was.

Instead of answering her I brushed past her to walk out the door. Before I could make it to the door though, Lauren spun me around and pinned me to the wall knocking my head into the concrete. "What's the matter slut? Are you missing your pimp? Did he finally realize that you weren't worth it and go off to find himself a real woman?" She taunted.

I quickly called Charlotte's name under my breath so Lauren wouldn't hear then brought my fist back and swung as hard as I could into her jaw. That was my biggest fear, was for Jasper to find another vampire and then realize that I wasn't worth his time, and this bitch just made my fear all that more real to me.

She dropped to the floor, effectively letting me go, but all I could see was red. I straddled her waist and kept throwing punches on whatever body part of hers I could reach. I didn't even notice it when she got one good lick in to my lip.

Before I could get up and start kicking the bitch, two cold arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me off Lauren effortlessly. "Bella! Calm down!" Charlotte yelled over my promises of death to Lauren. Lauren was on the floor sobbing and I was struggling against Charlotte trying to get in one more good punch.

"What is going on in here?!" Said a voice from the doorway. I quit struggling and Lauren's sobs got louder. What a fucking wimp. I looked up and I swear my heart stopped beating. There in the doorway was Principal Green glaring daggers in my direction.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again," whispered Charlotte in my ear while the Principal squatted down to look over Lauren, "We are so screwed."


OK, so if your reading this then that probably means you have some questions :) Let me start by saying that I will probably lose some readers over this but I can't please everybody. Jasper is Dark and Dominant. He is going off his instincts. That will NOT change. This story is very male dominated, meaning the males hold all the power. It deals a lot with Domestic Discipline (DD) which is actually a lifestyle that a lot of people in the world partake in to this day. In the real world if you are in a DD relationship, the punishments are done out of love, not hate and it is certainly not considered abuse by either party. It's consensual.

I try to portray that into Jasper and Bella. While Jasper seems abusive or cold hearted, in all actuality he isn't. This is just how he is. He is the Dominant in their relationship and with that comes certain responsibilities. The male has the right to punish his Mate the way he sees fit, and in this particular story his particular method just happens to be spankings. I don't like the idea of him using pleasure as a punishment because then that could send mixed signals to Bella later on when they finally move foward to that final step in their relationship.

I am most definitely not trying to make him come across as if he doesn't love Bella. He punishes her because he loves her and after every spanking I try to help you, as the readers, understand that. Bella feels loved and cherished and protected afterwards. Not Abused in any way. I will not have her feeling that way. Yes she is confused because this is all new to her. She has never been spanked before. Neither will I have Jasper cross the lines and take her punishments too far, or cause her permanent damage. In the real world if your in a DD relationship it's because you want to be. You put all of your trust into your partner, and the same applies to Jasper and Bella-If Jasper were to cross the lines with Bella then yes it would be considered abuse and there would be no turning back because the trust she had in him would be gone. Therefore there would be no more story lol.

I really hope that answered some questions because a lot of you were asking the same thing and instead of just answering one by one I figured this would be the best way to get the word out there :) If your still confused or have more questions please let me know! Again, I want to know what you guys think whether it's good or bad. I am open to ideas and critisicm. That's it for now :)