What is your full name and age?

Augusta Eve Longbottom, I'm 16.

Describe yourself.

Fortunately for me, I look exactly like my mum except for the hair. I even have my mum's big silver eyes. I have my dad's dark brown hair. I also have his slightly crooked front teeth, but you know what? I like it. My dad's actually rather cute despite being a dork.

Where are you?

In my bedroom at home. My parents clearly had quite the time decorating the house, the walls are all different bright colors, and there's pictures of toads everywhere, my dad says his pet toad Trevor wasn't too thrilled at the time, but he got used to it. We also have a giant really impressive garden, but what do you expect? My dad teaches Herbology at Hogwarts, he loves plants. It just took him a while to get mum to stop going on about animals that are attracted by those plants. He insists that they are imaginary animals, but mum, my sibling and I know they're real.

What are your likes?

Let's see. Plants, gardening with dad, mysterious animals people think are fake, going on expeditions with mum to find those animals and prove they're real. I like my siblings, my parents, and the rest of my family (including people I'm not related to but are practically my family.) And Daniel Weasley, I really like Daniel. Mmmmmmmmm.

What are your dislikes?

People who don't believe in the animals mum tells me about, dad doesn't believe us, but at least he believes in us. I also dislike people who insult my family and friends.

What are you thinking right now?

That I really hate wackspurts.

What is your favorite subject?

A tie between Herbology (even though my dad teaches it,) Care of Magical Creatures (what? My mum's a naturalist,) and Charms (its fun.)

Who do you spend the most time with?

My siblings, my parents, my grandparents, and just about all my Weasley "relatives."

How crazy do you think you are?

Very crazy, mum says we aren't really all that crazy but I definitely am. Look who I have for parents, and I hang out with the children of the Weasley twins, and Ron Weasley's kids, and Ginny Potter's kids, and Teddy Lupin for goodness sake, I'm waaaaaaaay crazier than mum is and than people think I am.

Would you rather stop being insane, or never see Daniel again?

I couldn't stop being insane, it's in my blood, but never see Daniel again? I'd die! Neither!!!!

What if there was no such thing as the creatures you believe in?

I don't know, but it's a moot point because they do exist! Any that mum doesn't find I will!!

What's the last thing you do before bed?

Kiss Daniel! No, I wish though, I actually say goodnight to my plants and my creatures.

What do you wish you could change about your life/your family/your appearance?

Nothing really. My life, family, and appearance are pretty perfect. The only two things I'd change would be to make it so that my original answer to the last question was true and so that my grandmother, Selene Eve Lovegood (which is where my middle name comes from) hadn't died when mum was ten. I would have loved to meet her, according to mum Grandma Selene used to say that, "Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end." I hope she's right so that I can meet her.

Have you ever had a crush on anyone other than Daniel?

Oh my gosh!!! Daniel's right outside my window he's singing God Only Knows to me!!!

Friendly kiss or make out?

Make out! That's what I'm going to do with Daniel right now!! Have a good long session of make out time!!!!!!

Augusta ran off to snog the daylights out of Daniel.