A/N: Meh, I don't even KNOW what a wongle is, the name just popped into my head and I had to use it, the whole last chapter was based on that word so… But here's how I see it, a wongle is basically candyfloss, with eyes. Or it could be miniscule Styrofoam peanut-like things. I'm not really sure, I mean that's been and gone, now let's get on with THIS chapter.
EH? What's that? You ask if I am a blonde? Yes! HA. I win.. Am I british? OHH. Well no. *Sighs*. Well, did you write Harry Potter? No. You're depressing me, let's move on.
PS: Sorry for the distasteful and weird disclaimer, I'm kind of running out of ways to say that I AM NOT JK ROWLING!
Seamus had wandered off to change into Luna's robes, Luna was content with sitting there in a towel, because she said she 'Liked to be free'. Everyone was quick to assure her that they didn't want her to be completely free, and while she looked hurt, she did refrain from going 'Au Naturale.'
They were all waiting impatiently for Seamus to return, mainly for the laughs, but they also wanted to get on with the game.
Everyone looked up as a completely relaxed looking Seamus walked in, wearing Luna's 'dazzling' outfit. He looked down at himself and grinned,
"No wonder Luna's so awesome, these robes feel great!"
Luna looked up, a wistful look on her face as she smiled rather shyly at Seamus, and pulled the towel closer around her.
The group were completely silent for a few seconds before they completely burst out laughing. Ron looked about to wet his pants, and tears were streaming down Dean's face. Even the girls were cracking up.
Seamus shushed them with a frown,
"Don't disturb the wongles!"
He looked dead serious, and this only made them all laugh harder. Although they hushed greatly when Luna, dragging her red towel behind her rushed over to Seamus and began awkwardly kissing him, somehow refraining from touching the robes. Seamus responded with a grin, dragging her into the next room after quickly breaking away to point at Hermione and gasp,
"Pretend you're me, just carry on as if it was your dare."
Hermione looked a little offended at having to pretend to be Seamus, but nodded briskly.
Only to add to the laughing fit still taking place, was Neville calling out to Seamus,
"Remember to keep your robes on, you still have to carry out the dare you know!" Knowing that his dare had backfired, Neville was annoyed, and didn't want Seamus getting laid as the result of his punishment.
To everyone's utter amusement, Seamus yelled out,
"It's called foreplay you fool! This is PERFECT!"
There was a muffled giggle from Luna and everyone sat there looking astonished. When had Seamus turned into Luna? What kind of foreplay was that?
"Man, they're gonna be a weird couple,"
Ron muttered, but was only reminded of his own dare and groaned loudly.
Hermione looked at him, baffled, muttered something about downers and sat there thoughtfully, ready to continue the game.
A/N: I know, disgustingly short right, I just wanted this to be all Seamus and Luna, and I didn't want to go to far into it. I hope you enjoyed it and that it turned out all right. Next chapter's going to be pretty long I think and a bit more Seamus and Luna romance, and pretty soon we'll get on to the Romione, which is basically what I live for. If you're enjoying this story, you should check out some of my other's because I think they're pretty good and quite similar too. As always, read, review, and I will read, review your stories in return. Oh and I know Seamus isn't acting like Seamus, but love does that to ya, so….
SEEYAS all, probably never, but hope to hear from you, if you have any queries you can always PM me and I will answer no matter how stupid your query is. Is query a word? OK, Imma go now, bye.
OH AND LUNA IS NOT A SLUT, SHE'S JUST WEIRD, THAT'S ALL.
