What is your full name and age?

Neville Longbottom, I'm 27

Luna Lovegood-Longbottom, I'm 26

Describe yourself.

I'm pretty much a dork, I have dark hair and green eyes.

I'm rather crazy, I have long blond hair and large silver eyes.

Where are you?

You don't want to know, trust me.

Yeah, you do not want to know.

What are your likes?

Plants, gardening, Luna, our parents.

His gran, magical creatures, proving that the ones I talk about exist, Neville.

I think we forgot something.

What? Oh yeah, the kids.

Yes, we definitely like our kids.

What are your dislikes?

Death Eaters, the thought of something happening to Luna, the kids, or Trevor.

People who call me Looney, unless they're calling me that affectionately, and when people say Nargles, and Wackspurts, and Crumple Horned Snorkacks don't exist.

And Rolf Scamander

(Shudder) ooh don't mention him.

What are you thinking right now?

Again, you don't want to know.

Now I'm curious, what are you thinking?

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Why Neville!!! I didn't know you could talk dirty.

What is your favorite memory?

Our first kiss.

When everyone admitted their love for each other and it helped defeat Voldemort.

Tie

Who do you dislike the most?

It would have been Bellatrix Lestrange after what she did to my parents but as I defeated her and the Dementors got to deal with her, and my parents recovered. I'd have to say Rolf Scamander.

STOP MENTIONING HIM!!!!

Sorry sweetheart.

How long have you known you were in love with each other?

I've probably been in love with her since we met, but I didn't realize it until about the beginning of my 6th year.

I know I've been in love with him since we met, I realized it at probably the first D.A. meeting.

But we never really did anything about it until just before Voldemort invaded Hogwarts.

Would you rather eat nargles or have married/watched Luna marry Rolf Scamander?

Eat the nargles!!!

I'd hate to eat nargles, but Rolf Scamander is worse, much, much, much worse.

What if Luna had married Rolf Scamander?

I'd die. I know they say you can't die of a broken heart but I would.

I'd be the one who was dead, he'd kill me slowly and not even realize it, the idiot!!!

What is the last thing you do in the day?

Get the kids to sleep.

Kiss each other goodnight.

What do you wish you could change?

Um, maybe that we could have met sooner, and that I could have met Luna's mum.

That's pretty much it.

Have you ever kissed your best friend?

Yeah every day, we are each other's best friend.

Maybe she means Ginny.

Kiss Ginny and have Harry kill me? No thank you.

I love Ginny like a sister, but I'd rather not kiss her, this isn't six pack, you know.

Gentle or passionate?

Neville and Luna aren't going to answer that question because they're…. err… they've stopped paying attention to this questionnaire.