For mattyfresh, Greys has become my life, someWhereinRoma (x2, because I skipped her last time somehow), blaue-banane and DoRaM. Thank you so much for your continued support! I love that you're as invested in this as I am! And most especially for traceit, without whom I would have made a huge mistake in this chapter.

Alas, my friends, now shall ye reap what ye have sown! I had planned to post 19 and 20 together because 20 is so short, but you got 19 early so...

20

Keeping Tabs… The Tabloid Keeping Tabs On The Stars!
12.01.09

Norah Castle Exposed!

Multi-platinum recording artist Norah Castle has often been praised for her poise in the spotlight and her absolute insistence on personal privacy. As a very successful woman in the arts, she is looked up to by young girls and seen as a role model, and of course she cultivates this persona. So it's only natural that the world was shocked by KT's exclusive steamy pictures of Castle en flagrante with married Ohio high school teacher William Schuester in his office on campus. Interviews with sources close to both Castle and Schuester reveal the true extent of Norah's deceit. KT is keeping tabs on it!

Who Is William Schuester?

According to one anonymous source, identified only as a colleague of Schuester's, the handsome Spanish teacher and glee club director is not only married, but his wife of five years was actually expecting their first child. "Apparently the stress of this horrible discovery has caused her to miscarry. It's a real tragedy."

Reports on Schuester are conflicted, with the source stating "There have been rumors about him and a co-worker here for over a year. Her engagement to another teacher ended abruptly a few weeks ago and everyone knows he was the cause. There have also been some whispers about his inappropriate closeness with his female students. Ms. Castle is just one in a long line of women to fall for his smarmy, greasy-haired charm."

However, according to sophomore Rachel Berry, 16, who is a member of the glee club and one of Schuester's protégés, everyone has the story all wrong. "Mr. Schue is an inspirational teacher, and his support is the main reason we were able to defeat our competition to win Sectionals. Well, and my years of extensive training of course."

The anonymous source is not convinced. "Of course she'd say that, she's in love with the home permed lothario." According to several reports, Berry and Schuester sang the ballad Endless Love together "very convincingly" in October.

"I'm just saying that she was seen leaving Mr. Schuester's home late at night on at least one occasion, and she gets every solo. So maybe she's not such a victim, either," the source reveals. Officials at William McKinley High will no doubt wish to investigate such claims.

Norah Castle's Callous Ways!

Edrington frontman Elliott Edrington, who rumor once romantically linked with Norah Castle, is inclined to give the teacher the benefit of the doubt. "I'm certain Norah pulled her usual tricks and seduced him, ruining his marriage and possibly ending his wife's pregnancy. She has no empathy and no respect for anyone's feelings."

Several reports seem to confirm Edrington's accusations, including one from Lima, OH native Beatrice Shaw, a close friend of Castle's recently-deceased mother. "That girl simply broke Prudence's heart! She left one night when she was only 16, without a word to anyone, and everyone was frantically searching for her for months. Finally a little friend of hers received an insulting postcard from her, so at least we knew she was safe."

Mrs. Shaw added "Prudence never saw or spoke to her daughter again, even though it was her dying wish."

Funeral director Mortimer Huckston, also of Lima, OH, sheds some additional light on the subject. "I was the one arranging her mother's funeral, so I called her to discuss the details. After I explained several different options, she simply shouted 'Just put the body in a box and put the box in the ground, how hard can it be?' and hung up on me."

Other sources at the Garden City Christian Union Church, where Ms. Castle's mother was buried, claim she didn't even attend the funeral. "She wasn't here," one church member stated flatly. "Believe me, I'd have noticed Norah Castle!"

Castle's rep had no additional comments, saying only "Ms. Castle does not discuss her private life with the press."

Just know that we're on to you Norah, and so are your disappointed former fans!

TBC