A/N This is not to be taking seriously. I was bored and I had writer's block so I wrote this. :P
Ps. I'm not completely sure how to pronounce Thaila so my haiku might be wrong...
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Entertain
"But, sissy I'm so bored!" Apollo cried.
"Don't call me sissy, and I don't care. Under no circumstances are you allowed to "flirt" with my huntresses. I don't care if Thaila is "hot" and Brittany has great legs, stay away from them!" Artemis ordered her brother angrily.
"Then what else am I suppose to do? I'm so bored!" said Apollo.
"I don't know go entertain yourself! I have lots of work to do." Artemis replied while walking away to her tent. Apollo angrily stomped to his chariot. He was so mad at his sister. All those single girls and he wasn't even allowed to talk to them? He needed to vent out his anger, he needed to express himself, he needed to… write Haikus!
Artemis my sis,
Let me talk to the hunters,
They're so hot, like me
Thaila grace honey,
Leave Artemis and the hunters ,
And have fun with me
Jade don't waste your life,
You can have very much fun,
If you come with me
Apollo sighed. It wasn't the same. He moped around for a few minutes with a sad, dejected look on his face. Then he remembered the Ms. America pageant is happening right now. The thought of fifty beautiful girls in bathing suits snapped him out of his self pity and he quickly sped off to pick up more girls.
The End