Author's Note: Sorry this took so long!!! You would not believe the things that have been going on lol. No more dawdling though. This chapter is all about FUN for our terrible duo before the drama kicks in once again. So..... Read and Enjoy! :)

Special thanks to Elfinka- this was her idea for this Chapter, I just put it into words.

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*SM owns everything*

BPOV

"Again."

I turned around and shut my eyes, putting my shield back up around me. I had this! I know I did. I could feel Reggie's presence from behind me a split second before I felt him run into my shield. I turned back around to see Reggie, one of Jasper's Guard, laying flat on his back.

I looked up and grinned at Jasper excitedly. "I did it!" I squealed, running at Jasper and throwing myself into his arms.

"Yea you did." He laughed. "I think it's safe to say that you have managed to master your shield power." He stated, smiling proudly.

"Bout effing time!" Peter exclaimed.

"Shut it." I said, not taking my head from Jasper's chest, shooting Peter the finger instead.

"Now that you have learned how to control all three of your powers, I think it's safe to say you are one dangerous vampire, darlin." Jasper said, holding me closer to his chest.

"Yea I am." I boasted proudly. And Peter had it right, it was about effing time.

"Now if you don't mind, Peter and I have a very important business call we can not skip out on." Jasper said, tilting my chin upwards and placing a gentle kiss on my lips. I pouted for a second, hearing that he was leaving me again, but brightened instantly as he promised to make it up to me later.

"So, what do you want to today all powerful powder puff?" Charlotte asked, now that the boys were gone.

"I'll show you powder puff." I hissed playfully as I tackled her to the ground.

Charlotte somehow managed to escape my grasp and took off running towards the front of the house, me following hot on her heels.

"You can run but you can't hide." I taunted her in a sing song voice.

"Watch it Isabella," She teased right back, "Or I'll go Hannibal lecter on your ass."

"You can try," I laughed still chasing her, "But the force is strong with this one." I said pointing to my chest, even though she wasn't looking back at me.

I heard Charlotte laugh harder before I stepped up my game and lunged again, bringing her back to the ground on her stomach.

"Omph!" She moaned as she hit the ground, "You evil whore!"

I just laughed and dragged her ass back to me quickly before she got any crazy defense moves in her head. At the last second though she turned over and kicked out, knocking me in the stomach and sending me flying. I saw her figure get further away as I flew through the air. The next second I felt my body hit something hard and felt glass trickle all around me. If that wasn't disturbing enough though it was the sound of metal bending and scraping around my body that made me tense.

I just hit a fucking car. Now the question was who's? I'm pretty sure I put mine back in the garage. I did right? Oh shit. I closed my eyes and began praying to the vampire god. If there was one.

Please do not have just let me damage the Major's car. But if Char's terrified gasp was any inclination, I would say that yes I did just in fact fly through The Major's car. I was royally fucked.

"You. Are. Going. Down." I hissed at her, finally opening my eyes to inspect the damage done.

I gently extracted myself from the side of the car and faced it. All the windows were busted out, the entire right side was smashed and the car was on it's side. It looked like someone turned the damn thing inside out.

There was no possible way I could get into trouble for this right? I mean, Charlotte was the one that kicked me after all.

"Oh my God, Bella." She said, coming up and standing beside me, "We are going to be in so much shit."

"Ya think?" I hissed.

There was no time to think about this though. "Follow me." I whispered, picking up the car and running like the devil was chasing me. If there was any way I could get out of this then you can bet your ass I was going to at least try.

"Are you fucking crazy?" She yelled after me.

"No. I suffered brain damage after being slammed into my Mate's car." I retorted, trying to keep my voice down. God, did she want them to find us? I could hear Charlotte muttering behind me, but I could only catch a few words here and there. Something about a raccoon and a rabid bird... How the fuck was that supposed to help us?

I came to the edge of the property facing the woods and set the car down carefully.

"There's no point in being gentle now." Charlotte snorted.

"Shut it tramp. In case you haven't noticed, I'm trying to save both our asses here." I said not looking at her, "Now help me figure out where to hide this thing."

We both looked around and sighed in defeat. It was going to have to go into the woods. Jasper and Peter would find it easily. We were fucked.

"Well, maybe they won't find it for awhile." Char said, "You know, buy us a little bit of time. Give you enough time to sex The Major up."

Hmm sex Jasper up. I could do that. I could start off by kneeling at his feet, which I know for a fact he loved, then I could slowly slide off his jeans, watching as his beautiful cock would spring free from it's confines, then I would trail my tongue over his shaft before suck- NO! Focus Bella! Damn it!

"Oh thank God." Charlotte panted, "I thought I was about to have to jump you."

Oh damn. I just projected my lust onto Charlotte. How embarrassing.

"Well I think it's safe to say OSMW is back in motion." I said dryly as we both picked up the car and ran for the woods.

After we found a small cave type thing to set the car in we got to work covering it with branches and leaves and other nature type things to help it blend in to it's surroundings.

"I think it's safe to say that...this is not going to work." Char said ever so positively.

"Just wait until Jasper makes Peter pay him for half the car, since it was half your fault." I told her. "That's what? Roughly two hundred fifty thousand dollars?"

Charlotte just groaned and nodded her head. "Come on, let's get back and help you prepare for OSMW." She relented.

I laughed and ran after her out of the woods. I wouldn't mind seducing The Major at all. I mean after all, it was for a good cause. The 'save our bums from being busted' cause.

JPOV

"Oh Major. Maybe you better look away." Peter laughed.

Peter and I had just looked out the window to see Isabella and Charlotte run with MY car into the woods. Right after they destroyed it! Just what the fuck did they think they were doing?

"What. The Fuck. Was That?" I hissed at him, not looking away from the spot where Isabella and Charlotte vanished.

"I think that was your mate destroying your car." He replied, clapping me on the shoulder and laughing.

"If I recall correctly, your mate pushed her into the car and she is ALSO an accomplice in helping her bury it!" I shot back. "Your paying for half."

"She is so dead." He groaned.

Suddenly I got a wave of mischief off Peter which caused me to face him, cocking my eye brow up in his direction. Just what was he planning?

"They don't know that we saw the whole thing." He stated, "We could use this to our advantage."

"So deceitful." I said with a smirk, "I like it. What are we going to do?"

"Well I'm pretty sure Isabella is going to try to seduce you in hopes that you'll either forget about the car or not care, so what do you say to a little bet?" Said the all knowing, fucking Yoda.

"Bet." I confirmed, "Just what kind of bet?"

"A no sex bet." He laughed, "Play Isabella at her own game. She's going to be doing her damnedest to seduce you, so stop her. Don't have sex with her, let her get sexually frustrated."

"Hell no." I replied, "That means no sex for me either then. I'm not that selfless."

"If you can go one week, I'll fucking buy you a new car." He challenged.

"And what about you?" I asked, "Your mate helped her hide the evidence! This can't go unpunished." I pushed.

"I'll punish my Mate up front. She doesn't use sex as a weapon like your precious Bella." He said. "I just thought that this would make things more interesting."

"For who?" I asked, heading towards the door.

"Me."

I rolled my eyes but agreed, "Okay. One week. No sex for Isabella, if I do it, you buy me a new car, if I don't then you only have to pay for half."

"Deal." He agreed quickly holding out his hand to shake on it.

After I shook his hand and left the room my phone beeped catching both of our attentions. New text message, the front screen read.

Your going to have your work cut out for you. -Alice

I just laughed and closed my phone. Of course she wouldn't tell me the outcome of the bet. Where would the fun in that be?

"The psychic?" Peter guessed.

"Yepp, but she didn't say who would win, just that I would have my work cut out for me." I reassured him.

"When are you going to let her come back to see her family?" He asked.

"It wasn't my idea for her to leave in the first place." I reminded him. "I don't talk to her but every once in a while. She still keeps a look out for Isabella, and it was her tip that helped us find her when Aro took her." I reminded him.

Peter still had a hard time coming to terms with Isabella's sister, Alice. He felt that she should have seen that it was Aro that took Isabella. But I didn't blame her at all. She helped us, and still does for that matter. But she left because she was afraid that Isabella would come to rely on her too much as a sister and friend. We both agreed in the end that Isabella needed to come to rely on me and trust me as her Mate, and confide in me, not Alice.

It was a hard decision for Alice to make, but in the end she reassured everyone that this was going to be for the best. She said that she saw if she stuck around our relationship wouldn't grow the way it needed to. Isabella loved her and trusted her too much that it would have over-shadowed our Mating Bond.

But now that our relationship had moved on and Isabella was changed and the Mating was now complete on both sides and not just mine, Alice was getting ready to return home.

"True." Peter grumbled quietly.

As soon as we walked outside the girls were coming out from the woods.

"Hey Major!" Isabella said from across the field. She ran at her vampire speed and was at my side within a second. "Missed you."

I chuckled and pulled her into my side. "Missed you too, darlin." I replied. I had to force my anger down and fight every urge to just put her over my knee. The only thing saving her bum right now was knowing that Peter was going to be buying my new car.

"Hey baby, let's get out of here." Peter suggested. I could tell by his emotions he was pissed about having to pay for half if not the entire car. He was going to take care of Charlotte now.

I nodded my head slightly at him before they both ran off.

"Everything okay sugar?" I asked Isabella innocently.

"Yea. Great." She replied quickly. I felt a wave of guilt and fear roll off of her before she covered it. She definitely had better control of her powers now. "How about you and I go on up to our room, Major?" She purred in my ear, pressing herself to me.

Fuck. My jeans immediately felt tighter and she barely touched me. The things this woman could do to my body without even trying. I was doomed, there was no way I was going to be able to follow through on this stupid fucking bet.

"Sorry darlin," I replied, gently extracting myself from her grip, "I need to go hunt. But I'll be back tonight. If you leave take Charlotte." I reminded her before darting off. Every part of me was screaming to claim her and mate with her. To give her what she wanted. To let her show me just how sorry she truly was.

Fuck! Just what the fuck was she thinking hiding my car in the woods like that? Did she really think that I wouldn't notice my own fucking car missing any time soon? I know she wasn't that dense.

Maybe I could punish her for seven days, then on the last day, spank her, then fuck the shit out of her. If I managed to last the entire week there was no way in hell we were going to be leaving our bedroom any time soon after.

I was an idiot. There was no way I could do this.

With that thought I closed off my mind and ran into the nearest town. I needed to hunt, maybe afterwards, I would have a better outlook on this whole situation. I came up to a well known local bar and waited in the alley. I could hear the music, and smell the adrenaline, lust, and drunken stupor of most of the occupants inside. A drunk bitch is just what I needed tonight. Someone that wouldn't put up a fight.

Two women and one man later I was running back to the house, and just in time too seeing as how it was now early in the morning. I didn't need to kill the man, but I knew I was also going to need every ounce of strength I could get if I was going to be thwrating Isabella's sexual advances.

I came to the edge of the forest and watched as Isabella, Charlotte and Peter all sat outside in the morning light. The diamonds coming off all of them was enough to catch anyone's attention. They were all laughing at something and looked genuinely happy. I smiled at the thought of all of us together, equals at last. Now that Isabella was a vampire, things had definitely changed. For the better in my opinion.

I ran up and slid in next to Isabella, wrapping her up in my arms, nuzzling my face in her hair.

"Missed you." I told her, repeating her words from earlier.

"Missed you too Major." She laughed.

We all spent the rest of the day outside until Peter and Charlotte went to hunt. Isabella claimed that she left something in our room and ran upstairs. That left me alone, so I walked to my study and sat behind my desk. I wasn't there for more than twenty minutes when I heard my mates voice calling me from the other room.

"Major. I need you."

I was out of my chair and at our door before she even finished her sentence. She was blocking her emotions and her voice sounded off. I opened the door and immediately wished I hadn't.

"Oh, fuck me." I whispered.