Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter... And after writing this, that may be a good thing.
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The zombie chapter
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In a single grave that was continuously being struck by lightning, and was soon going to fall into the sea, despite it being almost five kilometres away from any type of ocean or even salt water, two corpses were about to awaken. They were Lucius Malfoy and Lord Voldemort. After being struck by lightning so many times, the two corpses were no longer the pictures of health they had been before they died. And due to this fact, they both woke up as zombies.
The Lucius zombie saw his reflection in his mirrored tombstone and immediately started crying at the loss of his former beauty. He did have to admit that his hair looked good though.
The Voldemort zombie hit the Lucius zombie over the head for being so narcissistic. Lucius' zombie head fell off and Voldemort feasted on his brain.
Still not content - zombies are greedy, and evil wizard zombies doubly so - Voldemort walked down to the village to find more brains to feast on.
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Elsewhere in the country...
A plot bunny appeared in the Malfoy Manor garden, eating the lettuce and carrots that were supposed to be used for Draco's sandwich later that day. The gardener, who wasn't a writer and didn't know the importance of this particular bunny, killed it with his shotgun promptly.
Ginny, who had witnessed the death of the plot bunny, had a grave dug for what she thought was just a regular bunny, and held a funeral ceremony for it after lunch, forcing everyone she and Draco knew to attend. It was the largest funeral for a rabbit ever recorded. Wizard or Muggle.
The writer mourned silently, and then had no idea where to go on from there.
For some very odd and obscure reason that no one is quite sure about, Draco decided to dabble in necromancy. Ginevra told him not to, but he pretended to have a case of selective hearing at just that moment. He was still sore about his out-of-character moment in the previous chapter and was going to resurrect the dead plot bunny to annoy the author. Again, Ginevra warned him not to do that, and again, Draco ignored her.
Later that night, as midnight struck and the full moon was high in the dark sky, Draco opened his Necromancy for Blonde Wizards book.
What he didn't know was that, just just like other regular bunnies, this particular plot bunny had multiplied. Even if it was supposed to be dead, it had somehow managed to create more plot bunnies of its kind. Draco soon discovered that he had just resurrected more than one plot bunny, and due to a misinterpretation of a particular potion ingredient, the plot bunnies weren't actually alive. They were zombie plot bunnies.
Luckily enough, they simply hopped away after being brought back to life, and continued to multiply as they went in search of carrot brains.
The author, with her carrot brain garden, was especially annoyed after Draco released the zombie plot bunnies, and promised her revenge on the wayward character.
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End of the second chapter.
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