"Holy shit! How many shots is that for them?" Dinah asked.

"15 and counting…" Helena giggled.

The two women looked over at the bar. Shayera was barely standing, and Wonder Woman was feeling less than, well, wonderful.

"15 shots…how am I doing on the over under?"

"2 more and you win." Dinah answered.

"Bartender! Another round for my friends."

Shayera and Wonder Woman groaned. Huntress slapped Diana on the back. "Two more to go. Got it in you?"

"Ugh…" came the response.

"Come on. 2 more shots and we'll be officially hankered." Huntress garbled.

"Hankered? You mean hammered sweetie." Dinah laughed at her girlfriend.

Huntress shrugged. "Whatever. This is fun!"

Diana looked at Shayera. All 3 of her. "I don't know if this is such a good idea."

Shayera shrugged her shoulders and propped herself on the bar. "What the hell…"

The 4 women downed another round.

"One more!" Huntress giggled almost falling off the barstool. As the bartender poured the final round, a group of men approached the women. Huntress noticed them and leaned over to Canary.

"What was it you said about bar fights earlier?"

Canary looked at Huntress and then at the group of men making their way over.

"No, Helena, I shaid no."

"Shaid? Is that a word?"

"Helena, don't start something."

"What if they start it?"

Dinah rolled her eyes. "IF they start it, well, I can hardly hold you mountable, excountable, whatever. But if this goes north…"

"South…"

Canary burped and felt a little alcohol come up. "Gross. As I was sayin', if a fight breaks out, well, I want you to do my favorite move."

Huntress laughed and almost fell off the stool again. The group of four men made their way to the bar and ordered drinks. One of the men eyed Diana up and down. Well, what he could see of her anyways. He had no idea what she looked like since her face was planted down on the bar.

"Hey sweetheart, you want another?" He asked.

His friends all laughed.

Huntress leaned over and whispered in Dinah's ear, "Now?"

"No Helena."

The guy leaned over Diana's backside and shoulder. "Hey, I'm talking to you. I gotta great cure for a hangover."

Diana responded by lightly slapping his face with the back side of her hand. She still didn't lift her head off the bar.

"Now Dinah?" Huntress whined.

"No."

The guy laughed and slapped Diana's ass. Diana's head shot up, her eyes wide.

"Now?"

"Wait dammit."

Diana turned around and slurred, "Did you jush slap my ass?"

The guy laughed. "Sure did sweetheart."

Diana smiled and started laughing. Huntress, Canary, and Shayera all looked at her confused. Diana threw her arm around the guy's neck and grabbed his left hand with hers. She leaned them both over the bar.

She slurred once more smiling, "Thas sextual rassment."

The man grinned. "Yeah. Plenty more where that came from."

Diana sighed, "Thas what I thought." She jerked his left arm out from underneath him and slammed his forehead onto the bar. She spun him around and sent him flying across the room. His 3 buddies immediately rushed Diana.

"Ok Helena, have fun." Canary grumbled.

Shayera tackled the first man before he got half way to his target. The second man was kicked in the back by Canary. Helena rubbed her hands and giggled. She jumped on her bar stool and then jumped feet first. She grabbed the third guy around the neck on her way down, effectively slamming him face first onto the floor.

"BULLDOG!" Canary squealed.

Huntress laughed on the floor. "I aim to P-U-H-L-E-A-S-E!"

And that is when all hell broke loose in the bar.

The Batmobile rolled up to Ralph's Watering Hole. Batman hopped out and scowled. Huntress…he thought. When he walked into the bar, everyone was fighting. He stepped over two guys wrestling on the floor, and quickly dodged a beer bottle that went whizzing by his ear.

"There you are," he grumbled.

Huntress was standing on a pool table launching balls into the fray. He walked over and grabbed her hand. He flung her unceremoniously over his shoulder and walked back outside to the Batmobile. He put her down and she slumped against the vehicle.

"Don't move." He barked and went back inside.

He looked around again, this time spying a familiar blonde. She had just landed a right hook, and was opening her mouth when he caught her. Quickly he covered her mouth and grabbed her around the waist. He got about two steps before she bit his hand.

"Ow, dammit Dinah. Stop squirming."

He walked outside again. Huntress was now sitting on the ground, leaned up against one of the tires. He dropped Canary on her backside next to her girlfriend.

"Stay." He grumbled.

He walked back in and looked around. He heard odd shouting from the men's room. He made his way into the restroom. That's where he found Shayera giving some man a swirly. She pulled the man's soaking head out of the toilet, and leaned over his shoulder. "Well?" she asked.

"Lady, I swear. Aquaman ain't in there!"

"Huh. Oh well." She let go of his head and he fell to the floor gasping.

"Batman!" Shayera giggled as the cloaked figure scowled.

"Shayera, are you finished?"

"Honestly? I shoulda finished hours ago." She mumbled and stumbled out of the stall almost falling. Batman grabbed her arms to steady her.

"Where's Diana?" Shayera asked.

"She's here too?"

"She was I think."

"C'mon Shayera, it's time to go."

Batman walked Shayera out. The Huntress was now laying on the ground giggling. Canary was squirming on the ground uncomfortably. Batman leaned Shayera against the Batmobile. He looked down at Canary who was still squirming.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I have to pee."

Batman rolled his eyes. "Hold it."

He went back inside and looked around. Where is Diana?

He finally found her sitting on the floor behind the bar. She was sitting next to a man who was as equally drunk as she was. They both had bottles in their hands and he heard them singing, "If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman…"

"Diana." Batman approached.

She stopped her song and looked up. "Bats! Hey come join us."

"I don't think so. It's time to go."

"Awwww, but we didn't get to the end."

"Diana, come on before someone gets hurt or realizes who you are."

The drunken man laughed. "She's Wonder Woman! Hey does that spinning thing really change your clothes?"

Diana laughed and stood up. She extended her hands out from her sides, and while still holding onto her liquor bottle, she began to spin in a circle. She got around once before stumbling into the bar. In between fits of giggles she replied, "Nope. Doesn't work."

Batman couldn't help but crack a small smile. "Come on Diana. Shayera, Dinah, and Helena are waiting outside for you."

Diana leaned down and kissed her drunken friends forehead. "Gotta go with Batman. Otherwise he will get mad. He has a shit-ty dispozishun sometimes."

Diana stumbled out of the bar and grabbed Shayera. "There you are. Did you find the underwater kingdom?"

"No." Shayera pouted.

"Awww…s'okay. We'll look again later."

Shayera giggled and began aggressively kissing Diana. Batman grunted and looked down at the ground. He narrowed his eyes. "Where is Dinah?"

Dinah's head popped up slightly on the other side of the Batmobile, but only her head.

"What are you doing?" Batman grumbled.

"I told you I had to pee."

"Dinah, get…" Batman's thought was interrupted by Helena's moaning.

"You guys, I feel like shit. Seriously, I think…"

Batman's eyes got wide. "Don't!"

"Too late," came the weak response. And with the utterance, Helena threw up on Batman's boots.

A/N: This story started serious, and will be headed back that way soon. But I had to do a bar fight. I hope you all laughed. Let me know what you think...