(540): Is it bad that when he gave examples of 'stalking' behaviour, I either have done or would do most of them?
"Behavioural Studies"
The fifth year students were exiting the Great Hall in a bustle of conversation and laughter, having enjoyed the talk by the two guest speakers from the Auror department. A flame haired girl and a round faced blonde gathered their books and trailed the others out, beginning the climb to the Divination classroom with a decided lack of enthusiasm.
"Auror McAlistair was very good, didn't you think." Lily Evans asked her friend.
"You just liked him because he gave you some new ideas to dissuade Potter." Alice answered knowingly, bumping her hip against the other girl.
"I did not!" Lily protested, but Alice just raised an eyebrow and countered, "S.I.N.G."
"I saw your eyes light up." She added before the red head could deny it again. "You were memorising it, I could tell. You practically begged him to let you try it."
"Solar Plexus, Instep, Nose, Groin." Lily conceded quietly, smiling evilly as she finished. "Precocious Potter and his pet moron won't know what hit them."
"I'm pretty sure the teachers don't support violence, Lily." Alice noted drily, rolling her eyes. The war between the red headed girl, James Potter and his best mate Sirius Black had been ongoing since first year and it didn't appear to have an end in sight – nor was there a clear winner, despite the two-on-one advantage. "Anyway, I was more interested in Jamison. He was a right looker – all muscle and tan and blue eyes. I'd like to take an invisibility cloak into his bedroom."
The blonde smirked, clearly imagining that image, but then paused in her speech, appearing to be deep in thought. Cocking her head to the side, she finally asked in an innocent voice, "Is it bad that when he gave examples of 'stalking behaviour', I have done or would do most of them?"
Lily snorted out a laugh in a very unladylike manner.
"I wouldn't advertise that." She replied, her voice laced with amusement. "Oh Alice, you make me feel so very sane sometimes – I hope Frank knows you're a nutter."
Alice blushed, but smiled nonetheless. "He should. I might have tailed him for two years, but eventually he cottoned on."
"You're crazy," Lily laughed, shoving Alice towards the ladder that was the entrance to the classroom. "But you're also the single most entertaining friend I could ever have."
The End.
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