(647): Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
"Smart Casual"
Seamus was standing in front of the door to a fancy apartment on the fourth floor of a very posh building, partly wondering how he came to be there, and partly thanking any higher beings for the fact that he had the opportunity. From beyond the two-inch thick wood, voices drifted into the hall, fluctuating as the inhabitants wandered from room to room.
"Oh, I thought you'd decided on the purple," one girl was saying. "It's so comely on you. And you said yesterday that you wanted to trial those new dress robes you purchased with Astoria last week."
It sounded like Daphne Greengrass, a former classmate from Hogwarts. The tell-tale clatter of high heels on floorboards moved into the area directly behind the door and Pansy Parkinson's brusque speech emerged more clearly into the hall.
"Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts."
Seamus almost choked on air. God almighty, someone up there had to be blessing him.
When the door to number nine opened, its numerals glinting gold in the faint light of dusk, it revealed Pansy, resplendent in a bright, tight-fitting, scarlet mini-dress, and Seamus had to school himself not to let his jaw drop to the ground.
"You look incredible," he managed, utterly gobsmacked. Pansy smiled coyly.
"Thought you'd like it," she replied, winking saucily. Then she pressed her red lips to his cheek, wiped the stain off in an expert movement, and pulled the door shut behind her. "Now, we have an entrance to make, Finnegan."
She tweaked his ear to break the stupor her appearance had settled him into, and then, laughing gaily, she tugged him into the elevator so they could make their way to the Apparition point.
Seamus gave an additional, grateful prayer up to any gods that might be listening.
End.
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