Disclaimer: Still not mine. Don't own "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" either.

A/N: When I say "all the family" I'm including Tanya and her coven - just to let you know. ;] Warning: Spoilers for At World's End and lime-y goodness. And I'm SO, SO sorry for the long wait! I'm in the process of moving across country and it's really hectic getting everything packed!

EAN: I would make this better - I would. But I'm sick, I don't feel good, and I just want to get through the end of this editing hell. So bear with me. I wasn't really planning on rewriting anything anyway... So wait, why am I even writing this..? Ignore my ramblings please.

Chapter 3: Christmas

Four days had gone by since the "incident", as Dad called it. It was Christmas day, one of my favorite days of the year. No one really celebrates holidays in our house anymore, but Mom always insists on it. "For Renesmee" as she always says. I was walking downstairs with her and Jake when Dad started yelling about something.

"What? Oh, c'mon!"

"What is it, Edward?" Bella called.

"Lots of humans, vampires, and werewolves came to visit," he groaned.

"Is my pack here?" Jake asked excitedly. We all ran down to meet them.

"You want a list of everyone walking down the driveway right now?" he asked sarcastically. All the family had gathered at the front door with Edward by now; we nodded. He sighed in defeat. "Zafrina, Senna, and Kachiri; Siobhan and Liam, Maggie; Charlie and Sue; Billy; Sam and Emily; Jared and Kim; Paul and Rachel; Embry, Seth, Collin, and Brady. Oh, and the new wolves we had never been introduced to. Matt, John, Ryan, David, Luke, Connor, and Carlos are their names. And according to them there was a new wolf shortly after we left named Miranda, another female - like Leah. She isn't here today, however. She, Quil, and Leah stayed to protect the area."

"Zafrina is here?" I asked excitedly. I had always loved Zafrina.

"Wow, that's almost the entire pack..." Jacob commented.

"I know something the rest of you don't!" Alice squealed in a singsong voice.

"I can't believe everyone came for Christmas!" Bella said happily.

Emmett whistled loudly. Everyone stopped talking for a moment to stare at him in response. "Guys, we have to let them in! You can chat later!" he boomed in his big voice.

"Of course," Carlisle said curtly, walking past everyone and opening the door for our guests.
Zafrina was at the front.

"Carlisle! How nice to see everyone! Oh, I can't believe how much you've grown, Nessie! And to imagine it's only been five years..."

"Zafrina! It's been forever!" I pushed myself to the front of the room and gave her a big hug. "Senna. Kachiri," I acknowledged them. They nodded as they followed Zafrina into the gigantic living room. Siobhan, Liam, and Maggie walked in next, also nodding in our direction.

"Nessie! Wow, you've ... grown!" Charlie practically yelled as he walked in with Sue.

"Aw, thanks Grandpa," I said, blushing a bit.

"Jacob!" Billy exclaimed as Sam wheeled him inside the house with Emily following close behind.

"Dad!" Jake said excitedly. He jogged up, gave him a big hug, and wheeled him into the living room with everyone else. The rest of the crowd passed by as well.

As we all filled into the living room I heard someone scream, "KATE!" I think it was Paul, but I couldn't be sure.

"Sorry! Sorry! I'm just so nervous with all these people here!" Apparently Paul had bumped into Kate and gotten shocked. Haha, I thought that was kinda funny. In the corner of my eye I could see Dad laughing at my thoughts with me.

Once we were all settled in the living room, Alice had a vision. "Aw, why didn't you tell us Charlie?"

His face went deep red. "Well, I didn't ... think it was ... Sue and I are getting married!" he finally spluttered. There was lots of "Congratulations!'s" and "Good for you!'s".

"Who wants to know what I know?" Alice sang again.

"Just spit it out!" Emmett yelled.

"Alright, alright! No need to get all touchy. Anyway, Emily is pregnant!"

"Wha- I-I am?" she asked excitedly. Sam's face lit up.

"You didn't know? Well, you're having a boy on August 17th."

"Woot!" Sam yelled. He got up and danced wildly. Everyone laughed at him as he swept Emily into his arms and started spinning her around. After a minute he sat her back down and grinned from ear to ear.

"Well, now that all the news is done with, how about opening presents?" Esme suggested.

"Yes, presents!" Alice agreed.

By the time everything was unwrapped I had gotten a new mp3 player, a huge flat screen TV for my room, a DVD player, a laptop, several CDs, lots of music downloads, and tons of new clothes - obviously from Alice. As I hung them in my closet I noticed that some of them were a bit big for me - I found this odd, as Alice could always tell what size I wear. When I was done I walked downstairs to the kitchen to find everyone drinking wine and having a great time. Edward and Alice were definitely drunk by now. Hmm ... it's a holiday. Maybe a little fun would be nice...

"Jake!" I whispered in his ear.

"What?" he whispered back. He obviously wasn't drunk.

"Almost everyone here is drunk."

"Yes... And?" He wasn't understanding.

I took his hand and showed him an image of us cuddling and watching a cheesy romance movie.

He laughed. "Alright, sounds fun." I led him to my room where I had set up my new TV and DVD player. "Your room?" he asked doubtfully. "But isn't this breaking your dad's rules?"

"Yes, and he won't find out because he's drunk."

"Nessie, let's just go to the living room and take Emmett along or something. I don't feel comfortable with this."

I sighed, a little disappointed. "Fine, you get Emmett and I'll start the movie."

I decided on "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End". It wasn't really a love story, but I thought it would suffice - and give something for Emmett to yell about during the battle scenes. I popped it in the DVD player and hopped back on the couch with the remote. Jake came back just then, tugging Emmett by his ear. I laughed at Emmett yelling and screaming like a baby. It was quite amusing.

"C'mon, Em, just watch the movie with us so we don't break any rules!" Jake begged Emmett.

"No, I don't want to watch a gooey romance movie and watch you two making out!" he yelled, trying to escape from Jake's tough grip - he was a werewolf, after all.

"It's not a gooey romance movie, it's 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'! And we won't make out!" I said.

"Ooh, a battle movie? Okay, I'm in," he said, plopping down on the couch with me. Hah, funny how a genre could change Emmett's perspective.

Jacob grabbed a blanket and threw it over us as he sat down, while I pressed play on the remote.

Will was now the captain of the Flying Dutchman. Elizabeth was getting ready to meet him on land for their so-called "honeymoon". I suddenly remembered something about this movie when Jake put his hand in mine. This next scene...

As Will kissed Elizabeth with his hand on her thigh I could feel Jake getting excited. My breath hitched as he slowly slid his hand up my dress.

He looked at me and frowned innocently. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing... Just..." Instead of talking, I showed him what I meant - but not with my gift. I slid my hand underneath the blanket, unzipped his jeans quietly, and gently rubbed his warm erection through his boxers.

"Oh... Nessie, you know we can't..." he groaned. "He WILL actually kill me this time, you know."

I quickly noted the "will" and the "this" subconsciously. That gave me enough courage to go for it. I silently took my dress off, letting Jake watch me intently. I then slithered out of my thong and stashed it under the couch with the dress. I noticed him also slowly crawling out of his clothes. Emmett was sitting beside me, totally oblivious to us under the blanket. I slowly moved towards Jake, teasing him a bit. He growled softly - which got Emmett's attention.

"What the hell are you two doing?" he asked.

FUCK! Stupid Emmett.

"Um, can we just, like, not tell-"

"EDWARD!"

"Shit, Emmett, you idiot!" I yelled. Me and Jake scrambled for our clothes, throwing them back on as fast as we could. The second we had got our clothes on Edward got there.

"Wha hazzuned?" he asked thickly. Ugh, he was so drunk he couldn't even pronounce his words correctly.

"They-!" Emmett started to say. Jake and I glared daggers at him, effectively shutting him up. He sighed, all playfulness gone. "Nothing happened. Go back to whatever you were doing before."

Struck by a sudden burst of trickery, I called out to Edward, "Dad, wait! You know those little rules you had set up for me and Jake? Well, I was thinking, since it's Christmas ... can you lift those rules just until all the company leaves?"

He looked confused at first but then nodded absent-mindedly, turned around, and left.

I grinned widely at Emmett. "See ya later, Em!"

Jake grinned at me, scooped me up in his arms, and ran up the stairs to his room. He threw open the door and kicked it back, jumping onto his bed and kissing me as he peeled my dress off. I tore his shirt off as well and started to unzip his pants again. He kicked them off, still kissing me passionately. All that was in our way now was our underwear.

"Nessie, wait," Jake gasped, breaking our kiss.

"Why?" I whined.

"You'll see." He got up and walked into his closet. He came back out a minute later, carrying something I couldn't see. He sat down beside me. "Ness, I don't think we should do this. Not when we could have a repeat of Saturday. That was ... well, frankly, the best day of my life ... but Edward almost lost it, babe. He almost bit me. You know what would've happened if he did..."

I groaned. "I know ... it's just so hard! I mean-"

He smiled at the unintended pun. "I wouldn't leave you hanging like that, though. That's why I have this." He pulled the unknown object out from behind his back. I gasped. It was a vibrator.

"Where did you- So, how do you- You're gonna use it on me?"

He grinned widely. "If that's what you want."

"Yes!" I quickly took my thong off, slipping off his boxers, too. As I slid them down I accidentally brushed my hand against his cock, making him moan and erect violently.

"Oh, Ness, do that again," he moaned.

I did, and he erected even more - if that was humanly possible; of course, we weren't exactly humans, now were we? I did it once more and he almost came.

"My turn, please," I said.

"Aw, but Ness I was about to come!"

"Exactly! We want to do that when you're in me."

"Ness, not today, okay? Maybe when we get back to boarding school ... MAYBE."

I sighed, absolutely pissed off. "Fine, be that way." I covered myself up in the tangled blanket, stuck my head on top of a pillow, and fell asleep in a matter of two minutes - all while he stared at me blankly.