Disclaimer: Twilight is owned by SM, not me. Lyrics belong to UnderOATH.

A/N: Hey guys, sorry about the wait (How many times have I said that now..? I'm starting to feel like a bad author! Haha…), the move took longer than expected! (And I forgot that we wouldn't have Internet for almost a week after we got here... *slaps face*) This is kind of a filler chapter, but I hope you like it! R&R please! Warning: Little-itty-bitty-tiny lemon.

EAN: That thing the phone "sung"? Yeah. Those lyrics don't belong to me either. They belong to UnderOATH. The band. *adds to disclaimer* Warning: Language.

Chapter 7: Pregnancy?

"Hello?" Emmett said.

What? Emmett? I thought.

"Um, can I talk to Rosalie?" I asked hopefully.

"Sorry, Ness, she's not here right now. Can you talk to me or Jasper? Everyone else is on a hunting trip for a few days," he explained.

Shit.

"Um, I'll just wait… Will you tell her to call me when you can?"

"Yeah, sure. Oh, Ness, before you. Guess what?"

"What?"

"I found out something about Amanda. She's related to Nahuel… Meaning she's a half-vampire! She knows what's happening and she's worried that the baby might kill her… So, if you wouldn't mind, would you tell Nahuel that he might want to visit his newly found half sister?"

"Sure, sure… But … whoa! How did you find out?"

"Well, I asked her what she knew about vampires and she asked me why I wanted to know. I told her that I was one and then she explained everything. She told me who her parents were and said that she knew she had a half brother somewhere but had never met him. Then I went on to tell her about Nahuel and everyone, and later told her that I had been drunk and really couldn't be with her in the long run. She was sad but understood.

"Anyway, how are you?"

"Uh, just fine. So, why doesn't Rose have her phone in the first place?"

"Oh, I don't know, I think she just forgot it or something."

"Okay, well I'll talk to you later, Em."

"Okay, bye!" We hung up.

" 'I'm the desperate, and you're the-' " my phone sung a minute later.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Ness! I heard you wanted to talk to Rosalie?" Alice asked.

"Um, no thanks, Alice, I'm okay until you guys get back…"

Silence.

"Alice?"

"Oh! My! God! Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" Alice whisper-screamed furiously. "Why do I see you talking to Rosalie in two days saying that you might be pregnant?"

"Um, Alice, is your vision okay? Of course I'm not, that's crazy!"

"If you say so…" She sounded thoroughly unconvinced.

"Well, talk to you later, Alice!" I hung up quickly before she could say anything else.

"If you are then what the hell are we going to do? We can't tell Edward or Bella because we know that they'd freak out. We really can't tell anyone anything in my opinion…" Jake was pacing our room, Nahuel staring at him with a blank expression.

"You could always get an abortion if you are," Nahuel put in carelessly. We glared at him. "Sorry, sorry…" He put his hands up in defense.

"For one thing, as you of all people should know, my skin is much harder than a human's should be, so that would give me away instantly. For another, point-blank NO," I said firmly.

"Just a suggestion," he shrugged. After a minute, "Well… I'm almost embarrassed to be saying this, but do you want me to go buy you a pregnancy test or something?"

I shot my head up and stared at him. "Uh…"

"If you wouldn't mind…" Jake said for me awkwardly, trailing off.

"Alright, I'll go out and get one right now, I guess…"

"Well, here goes nothing…" I stepped into the bathroom with the test nervously.

"Ness?" Jacob asked anxiously.

"Jake, do you really think that it takes one second? Give me a minute!"

"Sorry, I'm just really nervous!"

"Well, so am I!" I snapped. After following the directions on the package... "There, I'm done…"

"And?"

I walked back out of the bathroom and threw myself into his arms. "Oh, thank God! It's negative!" I cried.

"I thought you were an atheist?" he laughed.

"Oh, you know what I mean!" I playfully punched his arm. "Oh…"

He put me down quickly. "What's wrong?" He sounded concerned.

"No-nothing… Just a wave of vertigo, that's all - oh hell." I scurried back to the bathroom and threw up for the fourth time today. As I was rinsing my mouth out, Jake rushed in.

"Are you sure it was negative, Ness? You just seem so sick … with all the symptoms."

"I'm fine," I said firmly. "Just give me a second to lay down… It's probably just food poisoning or something like that. I haven't been feeling too good since we got here, anyway."

"Well … okay. I'll just be studying, so if you need me just say so."

"Okay, thanks Jake."

"Ooh, baby, YES! Harder, harder, oh please… Oh, God…"

Apparently I was dreaming some type of disgusting porn of my best friend and some hot chick I didn't know.

Nahuel was rubbing her clit something mighty, his erection throbbing as it pushed in and out of her at the speed of lightning.

"Oh, Goddddd… More," the blonde girl breathed heavily, bouncing up and down on his cock.

"Oh, yes, Miranda! I want to feel you all over me…"

So her name was Miranda? I thought I'd heard that name recently…

Miranda rubbed her clit furiously, still riding Nahuel, who at that point was pinching her nipples in a way that looked downright painful.

It was at that point that I felt a bit of wetness seeping through my underwear and realized, with a great shock, that I wasn't dreaming - I was watching my best friend fuck a girl I didn't know! I screamed with the realization.

They froze and turned to me and screamed as well. Childishly, I threw a pillow over my eyes and ran out of the room and into the hallway - where I was met by Jake.

"Don't go in there… Apparently someone is having a sex-fest and I was woken up by it! No one bothered to shoo me away! Whoever she was, her name was Miranda and she was a really hot blonde!" I said all in one breath.

Jake froze. "Di-did you say Mir-Miranda?" he stuttered.

"Yes, I said Miranda! Why?"

"Be-because Miranda is part of the pack," he said in an undertone.

Realization dawned on me as suddenly as it had a moment before. Miranda. The same wolf that Sam had been talking about.

"Oh. My. God. You're right! Do you think she imprinted on him? And why is she here in the first place? And why is Leah?"

"Well, Leah looked more sad than she has in years, which either means that she imprinted and doesn't really know what to do about it or she still hasn't and is getting even more depressed. As for Miranda, I've never met her except in my head, so I have no idea why she's here. Maybe the same reason as Leah, but I'm not quite sure why she's here either…"

"Yeah… You know that that made almost no sense as to why they're here, right?"

"Yeah, I'm weird that way…" he chuckled.

"Well, this is a problem! I'm exhausted and I want to go to bed but I can't because someone didn't bother to go somewhere else to have sex!"

"Hey, it's not like it's my fault that you're tired and dizzy and all that other stuff…"

"Yes, it is your - I mean, both of our faults! I lied! I don't know why, but I lied! I'm pregnant, Jake! I'm pregnant!"

A/N: I love cliffys! 3 Oh, and a half-dozen virtual cookies goes to FreaKiki for lots of reviews and guessing about Amanda! : )

EAN: Oh yeah, Nessie was TOTALLY checking Miranda out. XD