So as i'm writing this I find that I should be updating my other story but I can't seem to write anything for it. So therefore I came up with a dozen of ideas for this one.
This is an Esplanie April Fools story so hope you enjoy the change of characters. I want to dedicate this to my sister Kristen because she's simply awesome :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the words I write. Any mistakes are my own.
When Javier Esposito had awoken that morning he had no idea he would be lying on a table for what was close to an hour now waiting for his girlfriend to walk into the morgue. He had woke up and gone in early claiming to have a sparring session with someone from Robbery. But yet here he was lying on the clean table in the morgue with a sheet over him waiting for Lanie to come through the doors.
After another few minutes of lying there he heard the elevator signal it's arrival onto the floor and he then heard the sound of heels moving across the floor. He lay perfectly still because for all intensive purposes of this to work out he was a dead man called Mr. R Doyle.
The doors opened and Lanie stared at the morgue there was something soothing to her about being in here. People thought she was crazy for working with dead people all day but she didn't care what they thought because after all they didn't have her job.
She walked over to the small office and took her lab coat from her chair, she checked her phone for any new messages she might have gotten before walking over to the table that was in the middle of the room.
"So let's see what we have today." She said as she reached for the edge of the sheet.
Fast than she could react Esposito sat up grinning and shouted. "Boo!" Lanie then let out a sudden scream jumping backwards.
"What the hell!" Lanie shouted her heart beating erratically. "What were you thinking?" She shouted again.
"Happy April Fools?" Esposito said shrugging his shoulder.
"Well that wasn't funny! What if I had something sharp in my hand?"
Esposito stayed silent he didn't realize have got so mad about something.
"I swear you'll be the death of me." Lanie said her heart rate returning to normal.
"Well let's hope not anytime soon." Esposito said placing his feet on the floor and getting up off of the table. "I wouldn't want to see you going anywhere anytime soon."
"Well then, I wouldn't try anything like that stunt you just pulled again." Lanie said. "Because if you do you'll be sleeping on the couch a lot longer than a week."
"A week!"
She looked at him with her hands on her hips. "Do you really want to test me?"
He sighed at her before he spoke again. "Fine, are we still on for lunch?"
"Make it something good and we're on."
He smiled and placed a quick kiss on her cheek before heading out of the morgue. "See you later Lane."
"If you don't get stuck in that elevator you will!" She called back.
As he was walking out he looked at the elevator before glancing back at the doors to the morgue. Call him superstitious or crazy but that morning on the way to the bullpen he took the stairs and by the time he made it to his desk Ryan, Beckett and Castle were staring at him because of his heavy breathing.
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has favorited this story and added it to their alerts :) Any kind of review is appreciated.