(Rocktusk farm a hut outside the gates of Ogrimmar, a Blood elf warrior female recovers slowly from a counter attack, WARNING PERSPECTIVE CHANGE! You are now seeing thru the eyes of Tai)
The cold slowly started to fade away from my system, the pain was so excruciating that I was completely oblivious to all that was happening around me. I opened my eyes only to see a blurry world, "Ughhh…" I haven't felt this hung over since the party at Saltheril's Haven when I woke up naked with three guys equally as naked . I remembered what happened as everything slowly started to come back to me. Staying on the ground so I could play dead till I was fully ready to strike a weird smell crept up my nose. It smelled like… hmmm it smelled like sex. It must be just be my injury messing with my senses. As my eyes adjusted further I saw my axe only a foot away from my face I could reach and grab it but I had to know where that asshole was so I could strike him down in one fluid movement. Scanning the room I saw movement the hammock against the wall the Death knight was on top of someone… Wait, the death knight was gay? No wonder he spurned my advances. I tried to control my laughter as I saw his face covered in jizz, it's not like I haven't shared his situation from time to time. But it was refreshing to see someone who came off so menacing brought down like this, he did seem to be enjoying himself though.
"Ok my little friend let me see if I can return you the favor" he removed his armor I stared at his naked body and licked my lips. Not too shabby he was going about this quick. He lifted whoever he was planning to do up putting his legs up to his hips and started to position his hips outside his partner's entrance. Now was my chance I quickly jumped to my feet and grabbed my Ax "Die Zombie!" I screamed as I struck the back of his head with the butt of my weapon. Ha! He didn't see it coming he toppled out cold right on... "Rei! What the fuck are you doing?" He let out a big yelp as the jerk knight lay unconscious on top of him. "Tai! Your ok! Ah!DAMIT" I stared trying to piece together what had happened. "Rei… explain…" I glared at him wondering every possibility except the obvious. "Ah well you see I was worried about you going after him all on your own, so I stealthd and hid following you, when he attacked you i… I unstealthd and tried to help you then…" beads of sweat trickled down his forehead and he had a look on his face that made it seem like he was in pain. Then it hit me "So you decided that fucking him was the best course of action?" my hands griped my ax so had it sent splinters into my palm. "I was scared i wasn't thinking clearly, can you help me out? I am stuck." Just push him off you wuss." His face was flushed with red. "Well you see the thing is he had his hard cock prodding my ass about enter me, when you knocked him out… you sort of knocked him in as well"
I paused and considered this for a moment. "HAHAHAHAHA are you serious?" I clutched my sides and bent over laughing all the while Rei glared at me "Your being a pain in the ass right now" I quickly retorted "At least I don't have a pain in MY ass right now" I went up to them and spanked the Death Knights ass hard. I think that made him go the rest of the way in because Rei's eyes went wide open then rolled to the back of his head "ok ok but I thought you fairies liked it up the pooper" I said as I grabbed the deadweight off Rei and pulled the death knight off fast. Hearing a plop as he 'exited' Rei he squeak then sighed with relief as he let his legs down and slowly started to lift his body. "Ima have some fun with him now too" Rei looked at me worried "Tai please don't do anything else haven't we gotten into enough trouble already and what do you mean by that anyway?" I bound his hands and feet with some rope I spotted under the hammock as Rei got clothed. I threw him over my shoulder and started off back to the city Rei trailing behind me struggling to run and put his shirt back on at the same time. "Hey where are you taking him Tai? What are you planning" he asked as we entered the main gate two guards gawked as we passed. "It may have been wise to put some cloths on him first" Rei muttered in a low sarcastic voice "Naw you think?" we entered the inn and Rei protested "What are we doing here? I thought we were going back to our hovel" my ol' pal Morag stared at us as we entered the door "Hey Blondie how many times do I have to tell you, stop bringing naked or half naked men into my bar!" I chuckled at him and propped my baggage up in the bar stool next to mine only to have his head fall forward and thump against the counter "oh don't be such a spoil sport Morag and get me some Mulgore Firewater, one for my good friend here" He shook his head and went off the get my drinks I blew a raspberry with my lips as I tried to block out the constant droning that kept dribbling out of my brothers mouth which by now sounded like this to me. "Tai blah blah blah uncivilized blah blah blah naked blah blah blah" Morag put both drinks on the bar and walked off to tend to a passed out troll drooling on the bar "Bottoms up!" I shouted downing my drink then looked over to my passed out compadre "Hey if you're not going to drink that and you want me to have it then don't say anything at all" he didn't stir I took the drink mockingly from in front of him and gulped it down
Now drunk I started to converse with the Orc sitting in the stool to my left "So then after I got a few drinks into him…. Hic! I finally got Thrall to agree to sign my chest Haha! Top that" I proclaimed downing some more Firewater. "Well Did I ever tell you about the time I met Varok Saurfang? I asked him to sign my massive pectoral muscles. He backhanded me instead, which is why I sometimes forget things now. It was totally worth it" I stared at him for a few seconds then put my arm around him and laughed "Hahahaha that's why you're my favorite green skin Orkus, your stories top them all" suddenly I felt a sharp pain run down my side and I fell off the bar stool clutching my side which was now quickly losing all feeling. "Ah! What the hell!" I looked at my attacked it was Rei his dagger in hand "How many times do I have to tell you? I hate resorting to violence. Don't worry it's just a scratch but I coated my dagger in numbing poison so you'll be incapacitated for all the time I need" He scooped up his boy toy over his shoulder and headed out "GET BACK HERE!" I yelled in vain as he turned and disappeared. Well this was just great now what am I going to do? First things first I had to get what I needed "Morag I need you!" he responded "What is it?" I cheerfully replied "Give me some more Firewater I need a pick me up"
(End of Chapter three) ^.^