Yep...I knew it. Two reviews. (T_T) OH WELL- at least I got a few story alerts! Oh, yeah, andif you people recieved a story alert, but there was nothing there..it was a false alarm =_=" Ya see, whenever my computer freezes up, I start to click randomly at places... And when it unfreezed...I had uploaded new chapters, so I deleted them. Sorry... So this is an apology chapter. (or an excuse to get reviews) HAHA I wrote unfreezed... xD .. So this is an apology chapter.

Ichigo: Not funny...

ME: Shaddup and do the disclaimer.

Ichigo: animeluver101 does NOT own anything. Literally. :P

ME: Wha-? YES I DO! eff you. _

Chapter Two

Rukia's POV

"You see, Rukia, when you grow up and become more mature, like me, you will have to tackle more responsibilities. Especially when you have children, which I hope will never happen, but again, you are a woman and women are more helpless then men are..." Byakuya was giving one of his lectures. Again. It had started because I was hungry and so I asked for a snack. Ugh...

"And then when you leave me I'll have nothing else to do except maybe join the military or go to art school...Rukia?" Byakuya looked at me.

"Are you done talking?"

"Oh, ehem, sorry. Uh.. What were we talking about again?"

"I was hungry."

"Yes, yes. Um, why don't you go to the grocery store and buy some stuff? Oh yes! I need you to buy some stuff there, too. I'll text you what I need. Okay?" He was obviously finding an excuse to get me out of the house because he was embarrased.

"Okay, Byakuya! See you later!" I closed the front door behind me and smiled. I like embarrasing my brother. It's really fun. I started to walk onto my driveway (I don't have a car YET) , waved to one of my neighbors who was mowing the lawn ("Hi, Mr. Kenpachi!") and his daughter ("Hey Yachiru!") and kept walking-then stopped. My other neighbor's house was standing in front of me. And Ichigo was laying down on a lawn chair. Oh snap... I could just walk past him, but then he'd notice me.. Or I could walk away from his house, but the other neighbors would think I'm weird. Or I could run-

"Hey, Rukia." Whoops. I was thinking too much that 1.I looked like a fool standing with my hand to my lips and another to my hips, standing really still and 2. Kurosaki was walking towards me.

"Bye, ugly," I pushed past him.

"Hey! Where are you goin'?"

"Away."

"Harsh! That's really mean to say to your boyfriend!" I stopped. He moved in a week ago, but I had to say this a billion times.

"I'm NOT your GIRLFRIEND!"

"Oh, so now you break up with me after saying some mean things.." Boys talk too much. I just walked away. Haha.. Success. I made it around the corner without him noticin-

"Rukia! Wait up!" I made a run for it. Y'know, I run pretty fast. I can run and run and run and not get tired...Well, kind of. I looked behind me and saw that Ichigo was catching up. Dang! C'mon! Faster..Faster..FASTER! I ran out of the neighborhood and turned right. Crossed the street, ran across the sidewalk, passed a restaurant and a beauty salon, and into Publix. Whew. I caught my breath turned around,panting. That orange guy wasn't there. I had lost him. Yes! I grinned and walked to the shopping carts and realized people were staring at me.

"Oh..(pant).. h-hey... (pant) N-nice wea-(pant) weather," I said and took a basket instead. I smiled while nodding, and took out my phone from my pocket. (It's a Samsung Impression.) Ew. The screen was all sweaty. (A/N: I hate when that happens!) It read "One New Message from Byakuya the Brother :)" I really got to change his name. Anyways, I clicked on the message.

Get cereal, eggs, milk, donuts, Coke, and a snack. thanks and i wont b home when u come back. hitsugaya wants me 2 play poker w/him.

I shrugged and started to walk to the Dairy section. Eggs...eggs...While I was searching for eggs, I felt something tap my back.

"Rukia? Is that you?" I turned around and said," Ichigo Kurosaki, if that's you I am going to hit-" It wasn't him. It was my ex-boyfriend, Renji, two of my three best female friends, Orihime and Rangiku, (the other one is Hinamori), Ulquiorra, Keigo and Shuuhei.

"Oh, hi! Heheh..."

"RUKIA!" Rangiku and Orihime both jumped on me and hugged me (and you know how painful that can be.. O_O) ,Ulquiorra smiled and waved, and Shuuhei waited for the two girls to stop choking me and hugged me.

"We've missed you so much!" Rangiku and Orihime said in unison.

"Uhm..yeah me too...But not your hugs.." They laughed. I was serious.

"So, who's...Ichigo Kurosaki?" Renji asked.

"This guy-" (A/N: She gets interupted too much)

"Me." Ichigo was behind Renji, hands in pockets, casually. Then he looked at me, and his attitude changed to a pouting face. "Aw, Rukia, that was really mean of you to just run away from me!" My face turned red from either embarrassment or anger. I glanced at Orihime and Rangiku, both into fangirl mode.

"You didn't tell me you hada a new boyfriend!" Rangiku shrieked.

"N-no, he's not my, my boyfriend.." I glanced at Renji who was a bit red. Lawl.

"Suurrreeee... So who are they?" Ichigo asked. Before I could say anything, Rangiku and Orihime beat me to it.

"I'm Orihime!"

"AND I AM RANGIKU!" They both smiled. Ichigo grinned and winked.

"I is Keigo!" Ichigo just ignored him.

"Ulquiorra Schiffer. Sixteen years of age. I have tasted blood." Ulquiorra said. He was usually quite. Sometimes he could be awkward.

"Uhm..Oh...kay?" Ichigo nodded slowly.

"Hi, my name's Hisagi Shuuhei," Hisagi smiled and shook his hand. Ichigo smiled back. Now it was Renji's turn.

"Renji.." Renji said through gritted teeth. Haha. Last school year I had decided to just be friends. I don't know if I regret it or not. :D

"Pleasure," Ichigo smiled evily. (A/N: Evily?) Boy, I thought they were going to kill eachother...

"So do you want to come shopping with us, Kurosaki-kun?" Orihime stared at him. When he didn't reply, she gave him his death stare of deathness.

"OKAY SURE I'LL COME" Ichigo was scared. Hahahaha- wait. He's coming SHOPPING with us?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They all stared at me. Whoops. Didn't mean to let that out.

"Are you feeling allright?" Shuuhei looked at me with kind eyes.

"Um.. Er.. Yes... It's just...Um...Never..mind..." I stuttered. Ichigo was smirking, and then he coughed. "I'll just shop.. alone!" I smiled and started to walk away.

"Here, I'll come with you!" Shuuhei offered.

"No, let me. I'm her boyfriend," Ichigo put his hands behind his head, grinning, and grabbed me and walked away. Shuuhei frowned, but shrugged. I would've kicked Ichigo hard on his..weak spot, but Renji's face was so funny, I let it pass. BUT, after we left their sight, I nailed him. Hard.

"ICHIGO, I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WILL NEVER BE! SO GO AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!" I yelled. A couple people stared. I just smiled and waved. Ichigo stood up and rubbed his cheek.

"Ohhhh, playing hard to get...Mhhhmmm..."

"EEEEEYYYYRRRGGGGHHH!" I let out some weird elephant noise and finished my shopping, ignoring Ichigo, of course. Once, when we-I mean I- was shopping, I told him to put a sock in it. Then he made this "BWAHAHAHA" laugh that was really weird, and everyone froze and stared at him. He said "Oh, please don't stare at me, it'll make my girlfriend embarrassed!" They all looked at me. Oh, and I'm not going crazy over him like those people in fanfictions that can't stop talking about someone. I seriously am not! I don't like him! Well, anywho, when I went home, I forgot that Ichigo was stalking me, so I went into my house (Byakuya was still playing with Hitusgaya) and sat down in my room. I watched some TV. When suddenly..

"Heyy, midget!" It was Ichigo. Screw life. Then, I heard Byakuya unlock the front door and come in ("I'm home!") . Screw life even more.

Nobody's POV (with Renji, Orihime, Rangiku, Hisagi, and Ulquiorra. Oh and Keigo.)

"Didn't you think he was cute?"

"NO! He was HOT!"

"Ohh, but I saw him first!"

"But he's Rukia's-"

"SHUTUP!" Inoue and Matsumoto, scared, jumped and saw a red-faced Renji.

"Sorry!" both said.

"Heheheh... Tomato Tomato Tomato face!" Keigo started to poke Renji's red face. Renji slapped him.

"Why are you angry anyways?" Rangiku raised an eyebrow.

"Maybe it was Rukia and her aquantince." Ulquiorra said quietly. Silence. Then, Renji had a mini heart attack, Orihime and Rangiku (and Keigo) burst out laughing, Ulquiorra was just..quiet, and Hisagi just shrugged and Renji recovered, he left. (The girls didn't notice, Ulquiorra seemed to had zoned out, Hisagi left also, and Keigo followed Hisagi)

There was definitly going to be some interesting drama.

SO! How'd ya like it? Yeah, sorry if it was reaallyy boring and adding to much Renji x Rukia x Shuuhei. And more apologies for being mean to Keigo. Anywho, PLEASE REVIEWWW! I need more. Special thanks to those who have reviewed: Mew Meow Mew (prob. Annonymous) and MeoNg! If you review, you can be on this list! AND also I could comment back on you! (I've always wanted to do that :D) I also give happiness and love to all those who have STORY ALERTED! But I don't write your names because you didn't review. :P But thanks for taking your time to read it.

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