Hey y'all! I is back with a chapter AND review respond thingies at the beggining ANDD something new called: THE TALK SHOE. yes the talk shoe. It's where I get y'know people from the story and we just..talk. So, yeah.

Reviewer Responses

MeoNg: Oh, I appreciate you liking my story! A thousand hugs! Yeah, anywho sorry 'bout that New Chapter. It got me irritated too. Haha, thanks for liking my summary too! And I oh-so hate typing on my phone. It's an iPhone so I'm like basically scratching at the screen because I have long nails. Ouch. I feel bad for my phone.

MewMeowMew: You didn't even review for that chapter but if you find this one, just saying HI! :D

lemonorangevanilladrops: Two very special words that you will not forget no matter what situation you get into or anything. You must and shall keep these two words in your head wherever you go at all times: Tee Hee...HAHAEHAHAHRHAHAHAHHHHAHA Whooo I wish I saw the look on your face! I'm starting to like IchiRuki. A little bit. ^_^ Oh and thx for the cookies. Yummie. :) BUT I WILL STALK YOU FIRST SO YOU'LL NEVER STALK MEE!- uhm..pretend i said nothing...

Now to start the story! You with me! Okay- wait Disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Do I REALLY have to do this? Oh well, as long as it gets on your nerves and prevents you from reading the story. I. No. Own.

Chapter Three

Ichigo's POV

Ouch. What just happened? I sneaked up behind Rukia in her house, and suddenly I hear some old man say "I'm home!" and the next thing I know, I'm being shoved into a dark, cramped, air-tight, somewhat soft, small room.

"What the..." I said, kind of loudly.

"Don't talk!" I heard Rukia say. I was about to reply by saying a very loud "OK" but I thought twice. If I was mature, then Rukia would think I'm a grown man. Then she'll fall for me like those other 478 girls that stalk me. I made up that number. But I bet it's more!

"Rukia, I heard some noises. Anything going on? Hmm, well as long as you're not hiding a boy in your closet." I wonder who that old man was. I heard him walk out the door.

"Whew" I heard Rukia say. Then suddenly, the old man walked back and yelled "I SHOULD CHECK YOUR CLOSET!" Oh crud...

Rukia's POV

"No! Don't! My closet's very messy!" I yelled. Byakuya just smiled and opened the door. I almost died in my head, but when I saw my closet, there was nobody there. Byakuya, still smiling, ruffled my hair and walked out of my room.

"Good job, Rukia! It's clean AND there are no boys in there!" He closed the door. I waited a while and finally opened it.

"You can come out now..." I looked around my closet. He wasn't there..."Where the fu-" Suddenly, my drawer opened and hit me. Specifically my lip.

"SUPRISE!" I saw Ichigo in the drawer. With...my BRA on top of his head?

"Wott da? Gitt outta dare!" I just realized my mouth was full of blood. And it was swollen.

"Oh crud.. Sorry, Rukia, I didn't mean to..." Ichigo tried wiping my mouth with his hand. I pushed it away.

"Erf, dang eet!" I ran to my bathroom (connected to my room) and spat all the blood out in the sink, and rinsed carefully.

"Ichigo! Don't do that!"

"Do what?"

"Jump out of drawers! My lip hurts! It's PURPLE!" I shouted. Idiot.

"Sorry! Here, maybe I should suck on it.." Ichigo bent down with his tongue sticking out. I felt myself go strawberry red. (A/N: Haha..get it?)

"EWW! Don't touch me-" The door swung open, and I saw...

That's it for now! Sorry, it was really short and I left you on a cliff, about to fall off. Teehee! And I was tired..Well not tired but I wanted to get on Skype.

Welcome to the Talk Shoe!

Hosted by animeluver101! Oh, and Keigo.

Tonight, we have Rukia and Ichigo with us!

101: Hey, how was today?

Ichigo: GOOD! :D

Rukia: Okay...

Keigo: YES!

101: That's not a yes or no question...

Keigo: No.

101: Anywho, I have no idea what to say here.

Keigo: Me too. Umm... Let's see, Rukia, was that "strawberry blush" part of the script?

Rukia: Huh? Wha- Erm...

Ichigo: 8D Well...? xDD

Rukia: It was part of the script!

Ichigo: No it wasn't.

Rukia: It was!

Ichigo: LIAR.

Rukia: What? You are!

Ichigo: HOW AM I?

Rukia: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. I SHALL SETTLE THIS! KUDO BYAKUYA SOMETHING NUMBER ONE HUNDRED! *light bolts out of hand*

Ichigo: GRRRR! FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN! BANKAII! *sword thing and dramatic moment and hollow mask comes onto Ichigo's face* OW OW WHATTHE HELL? WHY THE HECK IS THIS ON MAH FACE?

Rukia: Looks like I've won! Now to finish this.. *gets out sword*

Keigo: STOP! It hurts me to watch as my FRIENDSS fight!

Kon: Yeah!

Ichigo and Rukia: *tackles them*

101: erm...uhhh... That's it for now! BYEEEE! AND REVIEW MY LOVELIESS!