OH MY KON, I YAM SOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! I have a bad reason because our Internet service shut down one day and couldn't turn on, so I couldn't do anything about it! A THOUSAND APOLOGIESS! Oh, and thank youu for the reviews people. THIRTEEN REVIEWS! :DDDD I literally jumped for joy. (I know that because I checked on my iPhone.) Does anybody know if you can update through mobile? If you can, then that means...MORE CHAPTERS QUICKERRR! :D

Ichigo: Woopee

Kon: Why is it "Oh my Kon?"

101: uhm...

Rukia: SHADDUP (hits kon)

101: okay... Review Respond time!

Reviewer Respond Things

MewMeowMew: yeah you should REALLY get an account. Then we can PM eachother! C: Thanks for the review. Wait-you're too lazy to make an account, but you could find this story even though you're lazy? WHAT? Haha. Fangirl.

falconrukichiki: Yay, a new reader! Thanks for liking Ichigo. I work hard on him. And thanks for THREE reviews, hell yeah! :DD

lemonorangevanillaraindrops: No, I must leave you with a short chapter, cliffie, AND not update in a long time! xD JKJKJKJKJK JUST KIDDIN'! Thanks for the cookie and review, although I couldn't taste the cookie because you shoved it in so hard that I swallowed without chewing. :/ OH YOU STALKED MEE! Yesh, I like FFVII. Advent Children. But I'm not creeped out so HA! Time for me to stalk you :)))) BE. WARNED.. _

XxVictoriaMidNightMoonxX: Forgot yer comment...Well...IT'S OKAYY! I'LL JUST SOB IN THIS CORNER! Hahaha, I like Burger King better than McDonald's. :) And chocolate is verryy yummy. :)))

Now let's get this partay started. Keigo! Disclaimer.

Keigo: (ehem) DISCLAIMER, COLON. ANIMELUVER WON-OH-WON DOES NOT OWN BLEACH comma, EXCLAMATION POINT comma, EXCLAMATION POINT! IT IS OWNED BY MY CREATOR, TITE KUBO period.


Chapter Four

Rukia's POV

The door opened and it was... Byaku- Renji? Orihime? Rangiku, Shuuhei, Ulquiorra? (and Keigo) I kicked Ichigo off of me.

"Wha-? Wai-? Hu-? W-What are you guys DOING in MY HOUSE?" I said. More like screamed.

"I have no idea!" Orihime chirped. Gosh, she can be annoying in times like these.

"Why? Where we interuppting something?" Rangiku raised an eyebrow.

"NO! But why are you-"

"Like she said, we don't know. Your brother answered the door." Ulquiorra said, not even looking at us. I cursed under my breath.

"What...were you..doing?" Hisagi asked a bit red. Was he sick? "I'M NOT ALLOWING A SICK PERSON IN MY HOUSE!" They looked at me. Whoops, I accidently said that outloud.

"Eh-um..Eto...Toeto..." I stuttered.

"Uhm..forget her, she has problems, anyways we were just having some summer fun..." Ichigo said. Everyone turned their gaze at me and then Ichigo, then back at me, then back at Ichigo...Silence...

"NO we WERE not!" I yelled.

"Or were you?" Inoue questioned.

"I-we weren't!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Hmm?"

"I'm sure!"

"Yes?"

"Yes!"

"No?"

"Yes!"

"Really?"

"YESSS!"

"No"

"YES!"

"No.."

"YESS!"

"No...!"

"YESYES!"

"Nono."

"NO- Wah-YES I MEAN YESS!" She tricked me.

"Ahahaa! Rukia-chan-chan, that always works on you!"

"Rukia...chan chan?" Ichigo looked at me. "...! OH! OH! IM CRRYING! AHAHAHA!"

"Oh just shut up!" I yelled.

"Oohh, my that's funny... Whew!" I glared at Orihime who was teary-eyed.

"I'm sorryyy Rukia-chan-chan!" She pulled me into a tight hug.

"N-No, it-it's finee!" I wheezed.

"OH MY I LOVE HUGS!" I could hear Rangiku shriek and hugged me too. I thought I was going to die.

"Group hug!" Now, that was Keigo. And I felt the wind knock outta me. I pushed them all off and fell to the ground, gasping for breath.

"What...The...Kon?" I managed to say.

"Well then LADIES, and GENTS, and KEIGO, I guess you should leave now." Ichigo said.

"I'm not leaving till I know what you were doing." Renji finally spoke.

"Me too!" Everybody chorused in. I couldn't object because I couldn't breathe. And NOBODY WAS HELPING ME.

Ichigo sighed. "Then I'll tell you what we were doing. She was trying to kiss me." OH MY- WHAT THE FU- WHAT? I choked. And fell. And was ignored. I watched as Orihime and Rangiku had the face when they watch soap operas, Hisagi was pale, Renji was..the color of his hair, Ulquiorra wasn't there..., and Keigo was the same as the girls. Ichigo was apparently telling a story which probably wasn't the truth. And I couldn't do anything because I WAS DYING! What should I do?Oh crud...Oh crud..Somebody help me...


No Rukia's were hurt in the making of this! (Rukia choking and sulking in a corner)

Sorry for the badness of this chapter. I got lazy right after the Reviewer people thing. So that means no Talking Shoe today.

Keigo: AWWWWW

And I left you with a cliffie-ish. Sorry. Sooo...Pretty pretty please review if you want a better chapter that actually makes sense quickly! :DDD

Oh and I might make a new fanfiction. But I don't know what it should be about. Here are the choices (answer in a review):

A) Harry Potter

B) Vampire Knight

C) Katekyo Hitman Reborn

D) Final Fantasy

E) Fruits Basket (maybe)

F) Other

I DON'T DO CROSSOVERS. OR TWILIGHT. AND THOSE ARE THE ONLY ANIMES I WATCH. SO NO OTHERS. Thankss :)

Anywho, review! PLEASE!

Goodness i am so tired..