Okay thennn...I'm angry. Some guy named Nick Simmons is copying Bleach (and Hellsing) into an American comic called "Incarnate"! Anyways... Awkward moments just happened right now...

1) I said "You're really weird" to somebody, and that person replied back by saying "Me too."

2) People were discussing the Twilight "Team Jacob" and "Team Edward" and the same person that said "me too" (when it was her turn) , she said "TEAM JUSTIN BEIBER!"

3) I was trying to turn on my friend's laptop to write this, so i clicked on the button to start it. But it wasn't working, so I asked the owner about it. She laughed and grabbed the laptop, and she hit it against her head mulitple times. It turned on. Poor her. And poor laptop.

4) We went to McDonald's, and my friend's cousin asked the cashier, "Umm, yeah, I'd like the Original Chicken Sandwich, but without the chicken, please."

5) We were walking in the park, and so we were bored, so we played Marco Polo. So this my friend's cousin's friend was the one with her eyes closed. We played the game and when she said "Marco!" I realized she was heading towards a pile of dog poop. Two others noticed too, so we all yelled "POOP! POOP! POOP!" She opened her eyes and dodged the crap, but everyone in the park was staring at us.

6) This one happened right exactly about six seconds ago. We came back from the park, and my friend's cousin (who lives like, in the other side of this country), said she thinks she forgot her bag at McDonald's. It had her cell phone, MP3 Player, earphones, diary, make-up kit, and her wallet (with only a little bit of money) . She said it was ok, and didn't bother to go get it. (Me and my other friend are planning to go get it and give it to her by the end of today as a surprise though.)

'Kay, isn't that weird? Well, it was. Sorry for stalling, and let's get back to the show! Did I update too fast? Or too long? Hmm... But people, tell me which fanfiction I should do after this one! I might do a one-shot while making this, but oh well. I still need an answer. (Go to the very bottom to see everything.) Now for Reviewer Responses! (17 reviews? Awesome!)

Reviewer Responses: I give no response to ones who have not reviewed, (EHEM STORY ALERTERS)

lemonorangevanillaraindrops: Mmhph, where'd you buy these cookies? They are DEE-LISH-US! Yeah, anywho, that chapter confused me too. I was half asleep. Thanks for being the only one who voted. :) FFVII is yer vote? Kay then! TifaXReno...? I'll think about it. But Yuffie is awesome. Plus, I stalked you. I now know everything! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STOPPED ALL THOSE GIRL SCOUTS FROM SELLING ME COOKIES!

youtubesam: Wow, you MADE MY DAY! :D You: FAVORTIED, REVIEWED, STORY ALERTED, and FAVORITED AUTHOR! Yoo arr ah mayz eeng! (You are amazing!) I'm so glad you laughed! I smiled and laughed whe I read that you laughed when you read this story and so you wrote it on a revie- Okayy I really don't get myself now. THANKS THOUGH! (I stalked you too. Do you have a youtube? Cuz you know, you're youtubesam...)

ayame028: Teehee poor Rukia... don't you worry, things will get worse, :)

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Keigo: Um..I think you should start the story now.

101: Don't rush me!

Keigo: No, cereally. (points) *Angry mob with pitchforks*

Keigo: (faints)

101: OKAY I'LL START JUST DON'T HURT ME OR YOU'LL NEVER GET THE STORY!

Angry Mob: (puts away pitchforks)

101: Good! Sorry, let's go.

Recap

Oh crud...Oh crud..Somebody help me...

Chapter Five

Rukia's POV

I woke up with a start in a closet. Hmm.. strange.. this wasn't my closet. Ugh, what the-? My throat hurt badly. It felt like I had been suffocated. Funny, I didn't remember anything from yesterday. Since it was dark I felt around for a light switch or a door handle. ...AHA! Door handle found! I pushed it open and saw Ichigo talking to something. He was holding it up, and...it was a doll? It looked like a bear..or a lion...Wait-why am I here? Is this Ichigo's room? Why is Ichigo playing with a doll? Hehehehe...Ichigo... Sixteen year old... Playing with dolls... Heheheheheeheeeheeee... Mmmhh...

"!" Whoops. I let that one out. Ichigo turned around with a weird look on his face.

"Ah- R-rukia! You've woken up.." Ichigo went over to pat me on the back. Oh woo, this was hilarious! I shoulda caught it on camera.

"!"

"What?"

"Oh, oh, ehehehe!" I can't stop..

"What's so funny?" He tightened his grip on the stuffed animal.

"Y-HAHAH! Y-you- pshh! YOU HA-HARHAR- YOU HAVE- (wheeze) YOU PLAY WITH-!" This was getting annoying. Whoa, I'm crying! Because I'm laughing?

"YOUPLAYWITHSTUFFEDANIMALS!" I finally managed to say.

"Wha-WHAT?" Ichigo's voiced cracked. I could tell. But I COULDN'T stop laughing. So, i pointed at the doll.

"Huh? Oh this isn't a doll!" he yelled. "It's alive! It can talk and see me and stuff! IT understand ME!"

"OKAY!" I said in a dufus voice.

"ERGH!" Ichigo palmed himself. But wait, why am I..

"Oi, Ichigo, why am I here?"

"I'll only tell if you say that you believe that Kon's alive." Stubborn.

"Oh, so it's named Kon?"

"JUST SAY IT! WITH MEANING!" Definition of immaturity: Ichigo Kurosaki.

"Kay fine! 'KKKOOONNN' is aliivvveee" I said, using airquotes.

"HEY! I SAID WITH MEANING!"

"No."

"YES"

"No."

"YES!" I sighed.

"Fine, Kon is alive. (cough) andfake."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"Just tell me why I'm here and let me leave!" I yelled.

"Okay, okay." Ichigo sat down on his chair. "You got knocked out yesterday after getting crushed by...umm..yeah, so I brang you here, so you can recover."

"YESTERDAY? Oh, **** (A/N: Fill it in with whatever you like) What is Byakuya gonna say?" I panicked.

"You mean that old man?" Ichigo asked me. I glared at him.

"I-I mean brother!" He corrected.

"Yeah!"

"Well, he saw us leave. And he was with a tiny, white-haired, old midget like you," Ichigo said. I death glared at him.

"I-I mean NOT LIKE YOU!"

"His name is Hitsugaya!" I yelled. I had respect for him. He was a bit...small...like me, so we shared the same pain. He was also like a brother to me, and great friends and business partners with my brother, who is a head manager of Soul Society: A Place Like Heaven.

"Hehehe... Hitsu-GAY-a..." Ichigo giggled. I smacked the back of his head.

"Stop giggling like a fifth grader and show some respect!" I yelled.

"OKAY, YES M'AAM!" Ichigo saluted and stiffened into a statue.

"Loosen up, weirdo," I rolled my eyes. Suddenly, I remember what happened yesterday.

"Group hug!" Yeah..That was Keigo..and then I got choked. Then Renji asked what we were doing...What were we doing.. Oh,yes! He hid from Byakuya and he hit me so he tried to lick my bruised lip or something... Then he explained something...What did he explain?

"Ichigo?"

"What?"

"What did you say when I was dying? Like, to Renji and Shuuhei and all my friends?" He started to chuckle. Then he smirked.

"I'll tell you-"

"TELL ME!"

"I'll tell y-"

"TELL ME!"

"I'll tell yo-"

"TELL ME!" (A/N: This seems like de ja vu. I guess that's what happens when you're under pressure, nervous, anxious, or wanting to know)

"Okay, I'm telling you!" Ichigo yelled. "Well actually...I'll tell you. IF"

"IF what?" I'm scared..

"BE QUIET! (ehem) IF..you give me a lil' kiss."

"Wha-? I'm leaving!" I headed for the door. Whoops- closet. Next door. Ichigo jumped in front of it.

"Nuh uh uhh..." Ichigo smiled. He reminded me of a scary movie I watched. Chuckee. Or was it The Grudge?

Ichigo leaned forward and puckered his lips.

Oh no... What am I gonna do?

Aaaaand, that's it! For now atleast. Read my one-shot! It's FFVII, and it's really bad, but oh well. It's Rated T for Turks. It might be a one-shot, depends on the reviews.

Keigo: But still read this one, I mean, this is the one with me in it :DDDDD

101: *Throws cookie jar at Keigo* Well actually you do have a point there... Soooooo...

Talking Shoe

101: hello, this is animeluver101, with Kenpachi today! may i call you...ken?

Kenpachi: No.

101:...uhh

Keigo: OH COME ON YOU'RE RUINING THE FUN!

Kenpachi : *glares*

Keigo: Nevermind...

101: Then can we call you KenKen?

Keigo: Yeah, KenKen!

Kenpachi: No.

Keigo: WHAT? C'mon, you gotta have a nickname, I mean, I'm Anno Ying! Rukia's Cheeky and Ichi's IchiIchiGoGo, and animeluver101 is one oh one-

101: ...Keigo...shuttup...

Keigo: Huh? What? (turns)

Kenpachi: (sharpening sword)

Keigo: ...! (runs)

Kenpachi: (chases)

101: 0_0 urmmmmhh...That's it for Talking Shoe..

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