Hey...SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING, I GOT CAUGHT UP IN SCHOOL WORK AND YAAA...Oh, and I got some really great news down by the talking shoe. Anyways, today, I feel like...making a bunches of GRAPES happen. ;)
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Muahahahahahaa...they might be great to me though...Oh well, my sixth sense of humor is dropping now :( so you'll have to deal with it.
Reviewer Responses but since 101 is busy directing the actors who haven't memorized their lines, Keigo will be responding.
sayap hitam: Hiiiiii, I'm Keeiiiiggoooo. :P Sooooo,, did you know I like Vampire Knight? I'm not supposed to because I work on Bleach and stuff and I am a billionaire, so... (101: NO YER NOT) Yes I am!
Mel: Yes, I know, animeluver101 is very funny, but I am better, and Tite Kubo is waayyy better.
youtubesam: Ooooh, I'd like to watch a video that you'd made! Thanks for the review, if 101's happy, I'm happy, and If I'm happy, Kon's happy, and if Kon's happy, you're happy, 101's happy, and (101: SHADDUP!) ok, ok, ok!
XxVictoriaMidNightMoonxX: Hahahaha, you're funnyyy...sorry for short chappie, and cliffy, but thanksies for the vote.
Misaki4everdead: Ninjas? I finally get my day on the beach and then suddenly...SAND NINJAS? Ugh, I don't deserve thissss! (101: uhmm yeah you do)
Blueberry Absinth: Hilariousness comes in handy!
lemonorangevanillaraindrops: All of my friends say: "My Aunt Suzie's or my Grandma Ruth's homemade cookies." I say "Lemonorangevanillaraindrops' virtually-made cookies! Teeeheeheeehee! (101: Gosh, Keigo, you're so girly!) Hey! (101: A vote for VK, and a vote for...Fruits Basket! thanks)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT FAMOUS! :(((( But i am to you...right?...RIGHT? x-0
Chapter Six
Ichigo's POV
I started to pucker my lips. Rukia was going to kiss me. And apologize for making fun of Kon. I moved closer...closer...closed my eyes...I could feel the heat off from Rukia's red face and felt her breath. I could hear her stutter and say my name. I touched her cheek, and I felt her jump a bit. I laughed quietly and moved closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Close- BLTTHHWWWWWWWWWWW...pewng! What the fu-? DID I JUST FART? I sniffed the air. WHOA, OUT OF ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN RUIN A MOMENT, THIS ONE? Rukia was red-faced and laughing her head off. I had to think of an excuse, fast.
"H-Hey, Rukia, w-why'da f-fart?" I asked.
"I didn't! HAHAHAHAHA, this has b-been really fu-funny..hehehe," Rukia laughed. "First I find you playing with stuffed animals, and then when you try to kiss me, YOU FART! Ahahahahahahaaa!" Score one for Rukia. This was embarrasing. Suddenly, Rukia covered her nose and started coughing.
"Rukia?" I rushed over to her.
"What'd you eat?" She coughed. I paused to think.
"I ate some eggs, a burrito from Taco Bell.."
"THAT WAS RETORICAL! HELP ME!" Rukia shouted. While coughing. I didn't know my farts were THAT bad. I rushed downstairs to the kitchen.
"Pssst, Ichigo, I think there is a maniacal freak stalking us and writing everything we say on the computer for reviewers to read..." my dad whispered to me from behind the counter.
"Uhm, cool!" I kicked him aside and grabbed a glass and filled it up with water.
"ICHIGO? WHY ARE YOU FATHER-ABUSING MEEe?" my dad cried. I ignored him and ran up back to my room.
"Rukia, drink!" She shook her head, no. "This isn't a time to flirt with me, Rukia!" She tried to kick me, but ended up coughing. I quickly opened her mouth while she was coughing, and poured some down her throat. I could hear her gulp.
"Ok, Rukia, are you feeling good?" Pause. COUGH!
"Ichigo, is there anything happening in there? I hear you coughing!" I heard my little sisters shout from the other side of the door. Uh oh. I needed to make Rukia stop the coughing!
"COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH!~ WHEEZE SPUTTER ~ COUGH COUGH!" Rukia wasn't doing so good. I had no choice. I pressed my lips against hers, and felt her struggle. She tried to cough, but I wouldn't let her.
"Mmmph!" I said, and heard the footsteps walk away from my door. I stopped kissing Rukia and looked at her. Wide-eyed, pale, and messy hair, I swore I saw her smile. At least a little bit. It was there. I swore it was.
Oooooooohhh, why do I always leave you with cliffhangers? IDK. MAYBE I WANT YOU TO REVIEW... Well we all learned one lesson. To make Ichigo Kurosaki kiss you, all you have to do is make him fart, laugh,and start coughing.
Orihime: *COUGH COUGH* HEELP!
Keigo: OKAY!
Orihime: No, not you!
Keigo: D:
101: Hahah, today's Talk Shoe guest is Orihime Inoue!
Orihime: Yay! :D
Keigo: Yep.
Orihime: So...What was the good news?
101: Kay. You guys sent your votes in for the new story after this one thingy. Now, I've counted them in. I've found the idea. I've-
Keigo: (clings onto Orihime) This is dramatically-scary!
Orihime: *whacks*
101: umm..yeah. VAMPIRE KNIGHT WON!
Audience: (pause..) !
101: This is what I have in mind for it:
Probably titled Secondary Characters... Mainly about Shiki and Rima, with KainXRuka, the love triangle between Kaname and Yuuki and Zero, it's gonna have Truth or Dare, visiting somewhere on "vacation" (an invitation from ANNONYMOUS! It's gonna be OC and BADDD), kinda horror and humor...And Romaceeeee..Rated...T?
I will take suggestions!
I was also thinking about having more interaction between me and you readers. Sooo, I'm wondering if you guys would like to create your OC of your choice, and whoever's the best, will be in a story! :D
Anddd also I've been watching this new anime (its also a manga) called Kaichou-wa Maid sama! and it's reallyyy good, just if you wanna watch something new.
Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
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Chrome: Eh?
101: HEY, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, YOU BELONG IN KHR!
Chrome: e-eh sorry...
Hibari: Don't insult her, or i'll bite you to death! (both leaves)
101, Orihime, and Keigo, and Kon: What the hell was that about? Anywho...
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