OH. MY. KON. PLEASE. DON'T. KILL. ME! I am so so so so oh-so sorry that I didn't update in so long! I got caught up in SCHOOL! I've already had like, 864586341350135135 tests (exaggerating) and my ex keeps on coming up to me and saying "I love you~!" to me! I almost hit him. 0_0

Keigo: Who cares about your friggin personal life?

101: Everyone does! So shattap!

Keigo: MAKE ME!

101: ...Just...just...just shutup!

Keigo: Weeelll I'm not gonna because I'm doing the disclaimer! HA!

Disclaimer by Keigo: animeluver101 doesn't own Bleach!

101: Hahaha~ you're such a loser!

Reviewer Responses

Everlastingsakura- thanks! C: I was trying to aim for the funny for now, and then the romance in between and later! :D

mrsbeiber- Heh...And of course I'll add some HitsuHina if you want maybe in the next chapter, Mrs. Beiber.

lemonorangevanilladrops- OH I'M SORRY. DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WRITING 'RAIN'. WOOPS. THE LLAMA DIDDIT. SOWEE. teehee i said sowwee.

falconrukichi- Do you realize how much I love you? YOU REVIEWED ON EVERY CHAPPIE! :DDDD WHOA. I just realized 'Chappie' is in Bleach! Cool!

ayame028- Renji is personally my FAVORITE character...ish... (Keigo is #1 in my heart..JK) (Keigo: O_O)

OmgItsPocky- Haaaa~ i updated BEFORE you! I am OH-SO COOLL! BEAT THAT! TEEEHEEEHEEEE! -BELIEVE IT!- lolol but seriously you should update too. 0.0

Chapter 8

Recap
"You're that guy who's friends with Rukia, right?" Renji asked. I nodded, proudly.

"Yeeeah. We need to talk," he motioned his finger towards me, and pulled me away.

Ichigo's POV

Uh-oh. What the hell is happening?

"Red pineapple hair, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I asked, politely. That bastardly thing and his side-kick were pulling me out of the building and into the backyard of it.

"Shut up, strawberry!" That bastard replied.

"PINEAPPLE!"

"STRAWBERRY!"

"PINE-APP-LE!"

"STRAW-BEAR-E!"

"P-I-N-E-A-P-"

"SHUT UP, CHEERLEADERS!" the other guy said. I forgot his name already. Damn, my arms are getting tired.

"Hey, can I take a piss?" I asked.

"Yes," Pineapple replied, not letting go of my wrist. ...

"Soooo, can I pee?" I asked again.

"I said yes," Pineapple replied...again.

"Umm...I need to pee."

"Renji said yes," The other guy said. Oh, so Pineapple is Renji...

"Then, LET GO!" Idiots!

"Why? Be a man and pee in yer pants!"

"What? You're the one to talk! You guys were holding my hand the whole time!" I yelled.

"I wasn't holding your hand!" Renji screeched. Like a girl...

"What do you want anyways?" This was getting annoying. Renji took a deep breath and gulped. He kept on doing that for about...a long time. Finally, the other guy spoke up.

"He wants to know what you have to do with R-Rukia. Like h-her relationship status," he said. Rukia? Why?

"Why?" I wondered outloud.

"Because he's a jealous frea-"

"SHUT YOUR TRAP, HISAGI!" Whoa. His face color blends with his hair. Red. He faced me. "So, wh-what do you have to do with her?" I shrugged.

"Why do you wanna know?" Silence. Did I say something?

"Because he's her ex-boyfriend," Hisagi mumbled, gloomily. What's up with him?

"What he said." Renji pointed to Hisagi.

"What did he say?" I wasn't exactly listening, I was hearing.

"He said I was her ex-boyfriend," he said.

"You? Are Rukia's boyfriend?"

"WAS Rukia's boyfriend." That kinda bothered me. Although she was just my target, it still disturbed me. Dunno why.

"I know, he isn't really cut out to be her boyfriend.." Hisagi muttered. HAHA.

"I agree, I mean look at his EYEBROWS!" I teased.

"YOU," Renji pointed at Hisagi, "SHUT UP. YOU," he pointed at me. "ANSWER THE QUESTION."

"What question?" I was confused.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT QUESTION?' THE QUESTION!" Dang, this guy has anger issues. Then it hit me. He had claustrophobia!

"Do you have claustrophobia?" I asked.

"WHAT THE HELL? YOU IDIOT!" he yelled. That wasn't completly random! Was it?

"Ugh. Am I the only smart one here?" Hisagi said that.

"I'M THE SMART ONE!" Renji and I said at the same time. I was just first. We both glared at eachother.

"Immature," Hisagi mumbled and said something about Rukia liking mature people. This is annoying.

Rukia's POV

Ichigo was gone for a pretty long time. I'm starting to get worried. Wait what? Me? WORRIED? Ohhhh, no! hahaahaaaaaa, yeah right! Worrying over Ichigo? NO WAYYYY!

"Rukia, are you allright?" Hinamori touched my shoulder. "You're twitching."

"Yeah, you look like Ichigo when he looks at Dad," one of Ichigo's little sisters remarked. Ichigo. Ichigo. Ichigo. Ichigoo... UGH! I NEED TO FIND THAT BASTARD! I ran off, in search of Ichigo. It's not like I care. He has the keys to his car to go home. Yeah. That's the reason. I soon heard my friends yelling after me. They were slower than me, except for Momo, because we played sports, while they didn't.

"Ruukiiiaaa! Wh-What (pant) Are you duh-doinnnn'?" I heard Orihime ask. I didn't answer. I ran around the parking lot, scaring a few elders.

"Rukia (pant pant pant) are you ok? Where are we going?" Hinamori caught up to me.

"Ichigo," I simply answered. Wait, why am I being so frikkin obsessive over him? Hinamori raised her eyebrows.

"N-not Ichigo," I corrected. "I meant...Shuuhei!" I nervously laughed. Momo just chuckled and rolled her eyes. Orihime caught up, and before she could ask, we took off running again. We're idiots.

"Let's try the back..." Hinamori suggested. I nodded, and we ran.

Ichigo's POV

While we were arguing, I started to hear footsteps. And girls. GIRLS. Renji and Hisagi seemed to notice too because they turned around. Soon, a small girl with a bun came into view...and...Rukia? I swear, she looked straight at me! She was about to run to me, I bet to confess her feelings to me, when suddenly she switched direction, into..Hisagi?

"Ichig-HISAGI!" she yelled and hugged him. HUGGED? WHAT IS SHE DOING? WAIT-Ohhh, I see. She's doing the jealousy/hard-to-get thing. Well I can play at that, too.

That is it for today! Welp, gotta go, it's past midnight and I haven't changed to pajamas yet D: SO, now talking shoe today, I'm TIRED.

Kiego and Kon: :'(

BYE!

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