HI! So I decided to update quickly, so what? You gotta problem wit dat? 'Course you do. Dude, we're like besties, duh. :P Sorreh, I'm in hyper mode/Hollow mode (hahaha...not funny?) so I figured I would type fast and think quicker so I can get this over with- I MEAN...i love you. ^^''

Keigo: Why am I here? =_=

101: Oh, please. You're just trying to act like the cool one, again.

Keigo: (tries to ruffle hair to make it look cool and hot) (Fails)

101: You're so weird. Anyways, did you watch Glee last night?

Keigo: YES I LOVE DAT SHOW..not as much as Bleach

101: :D FREE COOKIES TO ALL GLEEKS! W00T!

Reviewer Responses

falconrukichiki: Hahaha, I'm trying to add a lot of triangles, competition, and pairings in this, so don't kill me if I write: "...and then Rukia married Kiego the end." Well...maybe not, I'll stick to IchiRuki. Ish.

mrsbeiber: LOL I don't have too much of a grudge against him. It's just that after I saw him in CSI...O_O Let's stop talking about that... Harhar I might add everyone's favorite, HitsuHina in this! I've never read chapter 423, never seen it. I will take a look at it right now! ..waiting for it to load...I HATE YOU, SLOW COMPUTER- ah~ it loaded! I lovee youuu slow computerr C: Now in reading... READ IT! Oh, did I mention that I would add RangikuXGin? And 423 is...cute. Well, actually...it's PROOF! lol i hate it. JK JK! I'll add it to another chapter.

ayame028: Just wait and seeeee... ;) I like Renji too :D He's pretty cool, if only those eyebrows...How could anyone groom something like that way? Like when he wakes up: "I'ma brush my teeth and my eye brows...and shampoo my eye brows...and clean my brows, and wash, rinse, comb, brush, disinfect, smoothen, gel, repeat. Oh, yeah and let me tie my hair. (ties lazily)

XxVictoriaMidNightMoonxX: NO NOT MAH COOKIEESSS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Keigo: Calm down...) AHHHH! I WILL MAKE THEM CHAPTERS LONGER! (Renji: How about my eye brows?)

animeluver101: hey, where'd my reviews go?

Disclamier: animeluver101 doesn't own Bleach or the characters or anything.

Chapter 9

Ichigo's POV

Yaaawn. It's been two weeks since Rukia and I's little "game" started. So far, she's...w-winning. She's pretty good, for a girl. Don't get me wrong, I don't love her. She's just a friendly neighbor. With beautiful eyes... Wha-NO! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. I wish we were something more... Oh, shut up, Kon! So you FINALLY realize it was me? I bet you're confused right now. So, long story short, "Kon" is my Conscience. I know its stupid...But i was born weird! I was born with different personalities, and with a conscience, etc. Dark Ichigo/Hichigo was my other personality while Zangetsu was supposed to be my Inner Parallel thing, but I haven't met him yet. I've met him once, but only so he can make me find a "special box". Loser.

Forget about that, now let's talk about here and now.

Here: My house

Now: Morning of 1st Day of School

Yeah, I kinda feel nervous, not really, more in the mood to tease Rukia. Why do you wanna tease Rukia? Huh? Umm..Cause...It..keeps my mind off things? Neh, that sounded more like a question. Yeah, h-heh. Um...Because...because...Oh, yes! Her reaction is just funny to watch! That's it! Suuuurree-

"Ichigoooooooooo~!" I could hear my dad flopping down the stairs. Crap.

"Oh, oh, ICHIGO! You are growing up SO quickly! I can't believe you're in MIDDLE SCHOOL NOW! You are SUCH a BIG KID!" Right when he was about to embrace me (his hugs are as bad as Rangiku's and Orihime's TOGETHER at the SAME TIME) I extended my arm, so his face would land perfectly on top of it. CRACK! There goes his nose.

"Dad, I'm in High School. Don't embarass me," I said.

"WHY YOU-" my dad plunged at me, outta nowhere. We soon started to...what's the right word...wrestle?

"Hey, you two, cut it out!" Karin interuppted. "You two are gonna embarrass ME!" I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever. I'm leaving; I'm gonna pick up Rukia now. Bye," I waved. Wait- what did I just say? Rukia? Pick-up? HUH? Just as I left the house in my car, I saw Rukia come out of her's. She wasn't in a car, and she was walking somewhere.

"RUKIAAAA!" I shouted, rolling down the window. "WHERE'YA GOIN'?" I saw her roll her beautiful eyes. Beautiful?

"I'm going to school. DUH!" she hollered. "There's a bus stop near the lake!"

"THERE'S A LAKE?" I didn't know that.

"Why do you think it's called Lakeview?" I shrugged. "OI, RUKIA, DO YOU WANNA RIDE MAH CAR?" I offered, pointing at my car. "No!" She is really stubborn. As she started to walk, I drove my car in sync with her. I stuck my head out the window.

"Ya sure?"

"GO AWAY, ICHIGO!" she yelled, flailing one arm up. Heh. She looks like an idiot when she does that.

"I'll run away if you come with me."

"Shut up!" Time for Plan B.

"Are you Jamaican?" She looked at me.

"No, why?"

"'Cause Jamakin'me CRAZY!" You guessed it, pick up lines. She just sighed.

"Are you a squirrel?"

"What?"

"You're drivin' me nuts! Hey, I think I smell something burning..." Rukia looked around, wide-eyed.

"Oh, nevermind, it's you, you're smokin' HOT!"

"Shut up, Ichigo, just let me get in your car!" she yelled and climbed in. I thought so. The rest of the ride was a quiet ride. So, I started a conversation.

"Sooo,"

"Don't talk to me."

"Umm.."

"Shut your mouth."

"Wha-"

"It's a green light. Go," she pointed at the road. I started driving.

"C'mon, let's talk. It's my first day here. You should be supportive of your boyfriend," I teased.

"I know, but-" WHAT? I could tell the same word went through her mind, because she gagged.

"You think I'm your boyfriend?" I asked. She hit me.

"SHUT UP AND DRIVE!" That reminded me of the song. I started singing. I got hit for that, too. Soon, we arrived at school, and were sent to the gym to wait until the bell rang. Then we'd go to our 1st period. (We got our schedules at Open House) I followed Rukia to her circle of friends. I recognized some of them like Orihime, Rangiku, and Hinamori...but the rest said the same thing.

"IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?"

We said different things.

I said: "Yep."

She said: "Shut up."

Then, the annoying bell rang, and we left the gym and to our first period. Let's see...Biology...with Mr. Toshiro. Hitsugaya Toshiro. I remember this guy's name...Nah. S112. That was the room number. So it was in the S Hall...It took me a loong time to find it. I realized Rukia was in my class, and so was that Hinamori girl. She kept staring at Mr. Toshiro, and he stared back. Once he dropped a paper, dodged in front of her, and screamed: "I'LL SAVE YOU!" I can tell that he's obsessed with saving her. Or he's just crazy. The rest of the classes were boring, we just got sign-up sheets, syllabi, and a lot of girls wanted me to call them, so they left their number in my agenda, while other guys gave me a lot of flyers saying "JOIN THE _ TEAM/CLUB!" You see, I was the hot, new guy, and everyone wanted me in their club. Anyways, then came lunch. YESSS! I heard that this school's lunches were really great. Either that, or sarcasm. I got a tray, and tasted a fry. Reallyyy good. HM. I was going to sit with Rukia, when I heard my name being called.

"YO, ICHIGO-DUDEEE!" I turned around. There stood Ichimaru Gin, Tousen Kaname, and Aizen. Behind them were Renji and Shuuhei. "Sit wit' us, man!" So, I did. I got to know them, just today. They're pretty cool, and all of us got popular pretty quick, cause I'm hot.

"So, how're you and Rukia doing?" I heard Gin say. I looked up. He was talking to Renji.

"W-well..um..."

"They broke up!" Shuuhei said a little too happily. I wonder why...?

"AW, THAT'S SAD, MAN! HAHAHAHAAAA" Apparently, Gin doesn't think it's too sad.

"Wait, you two were dating?" I asked. All of them nodded. "Ew" I said a little loudly.

"I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY, STRAWBERRY!" Renji yelled. I threw a fry at his forehead- wait he didn't have one. It's covered with eyebrows.

"Too bad for you, tomato, though," I said. He raised an eyebrow.

"Why?"

"Because," I said. "She's my new target."

"YEEEAH, THAT'S MAH MAN!" Gin patted my back, and Renji (and Shuuhei) stood there, mouth opened slightly. Man, this was gonna be a great year.

Sorry that it's short! I'm tired and I got HW to do! Well, at least I updated! XD OH yeah and here's my NEW summary for the VK Story i'm planning on:

Rima falls in love with a criminal/thief/gangster/murderer, Shiki, while getting accidently spotting him in action. The Secret Agency comes in asking her info and wanting her to join them so they can hunt Shiki down. She agrees because she thinks she can get to see him one more time (BTW Shiki doesn't know WHO the crap she is) . In the agency she meets everyone (as in Cross Academy) and etc.

Do you think it' good? Suggestions?

OH AND BTW, ROCK LEE IS COMING IN THE NEXT CHAPTER (WINK)