Hi! I'm trying to update more, so it would make up for the ridicuously short chapters... ^^'' (and so xXVictoriaMidNightMoonXx won't send her ninjas to get my cookies O_o) But...WHERE DID MAH REVIEWS GOOOO? You evil people aren't giving me my reviews! Lol, JK, but seriously. I thank you people that are actually REVIEWING, but y'all people that just STORY ALERTED should REVIEW! ...if you want. I'm not forcing you to (kinda), but it would really make my day if you reviewed. C:
Keigo: Um yeah sure...
101: PS I'm kinda having a writer's block, so I might have a sucky chapter...
Keigo: Yep!
101: YOU SHUT UP!
Keigo: O_O
Reviewer Responses
xXVictoriaMidNightMoonXx: NO NINJASSS! Thanks for the reviews, I really hope it was getting good! XD And you're actually pretty great at English! :)
angelic93: Yep, Hitsugaya's daily life: 1)Wake up 2)Train 3)Take out random hollows 4)Think of ways he can save Hinamori 5)Save Hinamori 6)Get thanked by Hinamori 7)Lecture Rangiku 8)Sleep
SinoviVaatell: Rock Lee! LOL. But what does that other thing say? I can't really make it out :S " WTYUXTAPOSICION"
ayame028: I love pick-up lines. ;P I've never actually used them before...Well I guess I have once. It didn't work out so well... (Me: Hey, Keigo! When I saw you, I thought I saw the sun rise! Keigo: Are you insulting my rear end? Me: O_O'')
mrsbeiber: GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I like PuckXQuinn, BrittanyXMike, WillXEmma, TinaXArtie, etc. I don't like Kurt or Rachel. They're annoying T_T
Thanks, reviewers. You guys rock! Rock LEE! LOL, no. PS there will be LOTS of love triangles in this story, so there'll be a lot of pairings.
Disclaimer: I don't Bleach. :C Or Rock Lee/anyone. :C Or pudding :C
Chapter 10
Rukia's POV
I happily munched on my tuna sandwich, which was very juicy and yummy. Byakuya made it for me. It tasted gooood. Orihime, Rangiku, Hinamori, Yoruichi, Soi Fon, Tatsuki, and some other girls were eating lunch with me, currently talking about relationship statuses. All of them, which were single, were talking about how they had crushes on people, etc.
"Who do you like, Tatsuki?" Orihime asked.
"Me? I think I might like that new kid...What's his face...Ichigo-kun!" I looked up.
"Ichigo?" I felt something weird in my tummy. It felt like it was twisting and turning in circles for some reason. Probably because I hate Ichigo so much. I think...
"Yeah. He's pretty hot. He even has his own fanclub!" she exclaimed. "But I hope we have that kind of relationship, you know, how like the playboy gets the random girls and have 'it' with them, and then I come along and the fall in love with me. We probably are going to have one like that." My stomach didn't feel so good. I could feel Hinamori looking at me. Then, she mumbled something; she said it so fast! She could consider being a rapper because I could barely make it out! (she was next to me)
"That's more like Ichigo's and Rukia's relationship currently..." I felt a surge a happiness rush through me. I mean- HORROR!
"What did you say?" Tatsuki asked loudly. Very loudly.
"N-nothing!" she replied, covering her face in defense. I blinked.
"Sureee. Anyways, who do you like?" Tatsuki aske Momo.
"Weell... I don't like anyone," she lied. She obviously liked the H-I-S-T-U-G-A-Y-fill-in-the-blank guy. Then she added, "But I like Aizen. And I'm pretty sure Kira likes me." That was true.
"Orihime?"
"Mmmhh... I'm a bit embarrassed..." Inoue said.
"Spit it out!" a girl said.
"Ishida...or maybe Ulquiorra...but I DON'T KNOW!" she yelled, shyly. Heh. She liked two guys.
"Aww! Ishida's so cute!" Rangiku squealed. Orihime looked up, looking evil.
"J-just kidding..." Rangiku shrunk back into her corner.
"Well, who do you like, Rangiku?" I asked, munching on a juicy carrot, putting my sandwich down.
"Hahaha...I don't know. 's pretty cool, but he's tiny! I could sit on him!" she giggled. (A/N: Don't worry, I'm a 99% RangikuXGin fan!)
I swear, Hinamori was about to cry. I changed the subject.
"You, Soi Fon?"
"Me? I-I like...somebody special, somebody who tutored me with math when I needed help with it, somebody I look up to, somebody I truly love..." Soi Fon went on and on and on and on and on, with her Shakespear-like poem... "That somebody... is beautiful." Inoue was crying because of how touching the poem was.
"Hmm.. Well, I guess it's my turn. I think that shop-owner, Urahara, is pretty cute," Yoruichi said, breaking the drama. I think Soi Fon's heart broke in two.
"Who do you like, Rukia?" Yoruichi asked me.
"I think she still likes Renji, although you broke up, right?"
"No, I think she likes Shuuhei-san, she hugged him on the Middle School thing!"
"Really?" Rangiku asked. "Wow! You got over Renji quick!" I shrugged.
"I don't know. I guess I have some feelings for Renji. I like Shuuhei as a friend, though," I replied, which was true.
"How about Kurosaki-kun?" Hinamori asked. All eyes were on me now, and Tatsuki was glaring.
"I-I don't care a shit about him, he's my neighbor! And he's a perv! I don't like him at ALL!" I hope that's true. I don't like lying. Kind of.
"Mmh.." Hinamori wasn't believing me. Shit.
"GOOD! For a second there, I thought you were gonna say 'yes'! Oh and BTW, if I were you, I would just play around with Shuuhei and Renji, and see how they react," Tatsuki said.
"Umm..." I looked down. I felt extremely weird. Then, all those bad feelings washed away as soon as I saw my pudding sitting on my lunch tray.
Ring! That bell meant lunch was over. Sad face. I didn't get to finish- or start- my pudding! I felt a hand touch my shoulder.
"Rukia, are you allright? You don't look so good..." I turned around. It was Rangiku.
"O-oh, it's because..." I looked at my pudding. I fell down on my knees, and I could feel my dark aura surround me. I could hear Rangiku backed away.
"D-did I sa-say somethan-I mean something-g wr-ahem-wrong?" she asked, scared. Then, I broke out. My pudding means a lot to me.
"MY PUDDINGGGGGG!" I screeched.
"E-eh, Rukia?" Orihime was obviously scared, too.
"MY POOR PUDDING!" I was making a scene. But, I didn't care. It was my pudding we were talking about! "Oh, noes!" Suddenly, an arm swiped my legs off the ground and caught me in a bridal-style. Then, a DELICOUS spoonful of pudding went in my mouth.
"Hrmpgh?" I looked up. There, in front of me, was a bowl-cut hair-styled, green turtle-neck shirted, bushy eyebrowed boy.
"No worries, young, youthful girl; you WILL, I repeat, WILL, eat this pudding! No matter what!" he yelled. I swallowed my pudding. I was already starting to like this guy. He let me have my pudding. I stared at my savior.
"What's your name?" I got another spoon-ful of pudding.
"I am the youthful 's apprentice, Rock Lee!" he made a genius pose, without dropping me. He had a nice name. Kinda like Bruce Lee.
"Cool," I replied.
"Yes, very youthful," he nodded, giving me more pudding. "Y'know, you remind me of this beautiful pink-haired girl, but she ended up with this scary guy that's hairstyle reminds me of a chicken. (A/N: Guess who?) She was very youthful-" Out of the blue, a foot kicked Lee's face, and he went FLYING. Before I fell on the floor, another pair of arms caught me.
"WHAT THE HELL?" I yelled. Why? Because the orange-haired Ichigo Kurosaki caught me.
"Hey, I couldn't have that weirdo get to have you, feed you, AND carry you," he said, smirking. Then, he gave me more pudding. I spat it out.
"Y'know, I could recieve a thank-you!" Ichigo yelled.
"Why would I say 'thank you', idiot?" I yelled right back at him. He sighed, then looked at me.
"You got some pudding on the corner of your mouth," he whispered. Then, he started to bend down, with his tongue slightly out, and boy he looked hot-NOT!, and came closer, and closer, and I could feel my cheeks get redder and redder...But then, Ichigo got kicked in the face and I got caught by Hisagi Shuuhei. De ja vu. What is up with guys?
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"No. Can you put me down?" I hissed.
"Sorry!" he put me down. Then, Ichigo came back.
"What'd you do that for?"
"You were harrassing her!"
"No, that youth-guy was!"
"You were too!" Goodness, guys are idiots!
"Y'know, this is perty funneh," Ichimaru chuckled, standing behind me. I turned around.
"Well, I guess..." This guy makes me feel uncomfortable. Maybe because Byakuya didn't like him. Aizen and Tousen came. I were friends with them.
"You're pretty popular with guys. Midget the Man-magnet," Aizen teased. I hit him.
Ring! The bell rang. I was saved by the bell, but I was also late for the next class. And I didn't have an excuse because lunch is an hour long.
"I gotta go, see ya!" I yelled and ran for my locker.
Hi! I know this was bad, but what the heck? I at least updated :3 and Rock Lee came as a guest appearance :3 And there were mentions of SasuSaku :3 And Ichigo got jealous :3 And Rukia was confused :3 And I set all the couples-ish up :3
Hoped you had fun reading!
Talking Shoe!
101: It's been a while, right?
Keigo: Yeeeeah! I feel goooooooooooooooooooooooooood :]
Kon: Guess who today's guest is?
Kiego: The one and onl-
Kon: I TOLD THEM TO GUESS!
Keigo: Fine, fin-
Kon: I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
Kiego: But, I was just-
Kon: SHUT UP!
101: Byakuya?
Kon: NO!
101: Rock Lee?
Kon: NO!
Rock Lee: :'C
101: Then, who?
Kon: Guess!
Keigo: WE ALREADY GUESSED, IDIOT!
Kon: ~sigh~ FINE! IT'S ICHIMARU GIN!
Audience: YAY! (aplause)
101 and Keigo: O_O
Gin: Thank you, thank you, welcome, welcome!
101: U-umm...
Keigo: D-don't k-k-k-k-kill-l-l meh...
Kon: HEY! :D SOOOO...WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WORD?
Gin: Death... :]
Keigo and 101: :S
Kon: SO. COOL! WHO'S YOUR LOVE INTEREST?
Gin: If I told you, I would have to kill you. :]
Keigo and 101: -faints-
Kon: WHOA~! tHaT's So CoOl!
Gin: Heh. :]
Old Man Yamamoto: You know you look really Asian when you smile
Gin: SHUTUP, OLD MAN! YOU LOOK MORE ASIAN LIKE THAT GRAMPA FROM THAT SHOW ABOUT DRAGON PENISES! (Dragon Balls)
Old Man Yama: T_T
Kon: YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL! ANYWHO, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, BAI BAI!
101: Are they gone yet?
Kon: Yep
101: Whew, good! I got some news! Kaien is the going to be the guest for the next Talking Shoe, and then Renji, and then idk...
Also, for you IchiRuki fans, I recently found a blog that has all this IchiRuki proof, (INCLUDING MANGA PICTURES! :D)
Check it out! If you want the link, here it is: (I'm trying to make it so it doesn't look like the link or something, and idk how so don't sue meeee)
http
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xrukiachanx
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After you got that down, you can check out the entries and stuff, but the proof is: (add this to then end of the site)
2008/05/28/
click enter.
It might take a while cuz of all the pics.
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