Disclaimer: I don't own the Host club (anime or manga). Kaori, Hikari, Tamiki, Moriko, Maple and Kyoko does belong to me... and yes I know I am not creative when it comes to names so leave me alone!
Chapter Three
"I hate you!" Hikari yelled
"Well I hate you more!" Kaori yelled back
"Fine then!" Hikari yelled
"We're through!" they yelled together
They both stomped out of the room through different doors. Everyone in the hostess club just gave a blank stare not knowing what just happened.
"Did they just break up?" Moriko asked
"You make it sound like they were dating or something" Kyoko said
"Is that their first fight?" Maple questioned
"I hope not. They wouldn't know how to make up if so" Tamiki said
Everyone just looked at each other not knowing what to do with the fight. Should they do something or just wait and see what happens tomorrow? They decided to wait and see.
The next day Hikari and Kaori walked into the class room like any other day but they were yelling at each other the whole time while walking to their seats.
"What are those two fighting about?" Haruhi asked
"No one knows" Hikaru and Kaoru said
"They just started to yell at each other yesterday" Tamiki added
"You can be so stupid sometimes!" the two girls yelled at each other "Me? You're the stupid one... Stop copying what I'm saying!"
Kaori and Hikari then started shouting even more. Soon after the yelling they started to throw things at each other. Everyone ducked out of the way as they continued to throw things.
"Doesn't this seem kind of familiar?" Haruhi asked
"...Are they acting then?" Kaoru asked
"We must spy on them!" Hikaru said
"When you say spy you mea stalk, right?" Haruhi questioned
"...Of course not" they said in unison
"Sure. But leave me out of it" Haruhi said and took her seat
After school Hikari and Kaori headed to the hostess club through different ways but ended up arriving there at the same time. When they saw each other they shot a glare and began to fight over the door. Everyone in the hostess club and host club were able to hear the fight right outside of their doors.
"Would they stop fighting and come in?" Moriko asked angrily
Soon everything got quiet and the door to the hostess club suddenly fell. Everyone looked at the door then Hikari and Kaori who stood there with wide eyes to what just happened.
"See what you did!" Hikari yelled at Kaori
"What I did? You're the one that was so careless and broke the door!" Kaori yelled back
Kaori and Hikari continued to bicker. It was so bad that the hostess club couldn't even open that day. The host club wasn't going so great either since they were able to hear the yelling and the crashing of things from the other room.
By the time it was time to go home the hostess club was a mess and everyone was hiding in the closet making sure they don't get hurt from the flying objects. Everyone slowly came out and was shocked to see that everything was messed up.
"The teachers won't be too happy about this" Kyoko said
"Neither would the janitors or the chairman" Moriko added
"How are we suppose to clean this up?" Tamiki asked
"Have her do it!" Hikari and Kaori said pointing to each other
Everyone let out a sigh since they were still fighting even though they are probably going to be in trouble tomorrow. After cleaning the room everyone went home but Hikari and Kaori walked different ways from their normal do. As plan Kaoru and Hikaru followed them from a distance. Kaoru was following Kaori while Hikaru was following Hikari. When Kaoru were close to Kaori's house he was trapped by a net and was hanging in a tree.
"That's what you get for following me!" Kaori said with a smile
Kaori then walked away and Kaoru was alone in there. While he was trying to figure out how to get out of the net his phone began to ring. The called was Hikaru.
"Hello?" Kaoru answered
"Were you able to follow Kaori all the way home?" Hikaru asked
"No, I'm stunk in a tree. What about you?"
"No, I'm trapped in a cage surrounded by little dogs..."
"I'm so happy I decided to follow Kaori instead of Hikari right now"
"You should be! These dogs are trying to eat me! Call Moriko to get us out of these traps!"
Hikaru then hung up and Kaoru dialed in Moriko's number hoping she would answer. When she did answer Kaoru was relieved.
"You have no idea how happy I am right now" Kaoru said
"Don't give me that crap! I was taking a nap! You have no idea how tired I am from cleaning the Tanaka's mess!" Moriko yelled
"But this is important" Kaoru said
"What?" Moriko yelled
"I'm stunk in a tree and Hikaru is going to be eaten by dogs!" Kaoru explained
"Well too bad!"
"Moriko!"
"Just joking. I'll be there soon. Don't worry" Moriko said cheerfully and hung up
Kaoru was so confused but he just sat there and waited for Moriko's arrival. After a while Moriko had finally came to Kaoru with Hikaru. He was shocked when he saw Hikaru's clothes eaten up by dogs and saw his frighten looked. Moriko then throw a knife at the rope that tired the net to the tree and just let Kaoru fall.
"Ow!" Kaoru cried
"What were you guys doing to get yourselves into this?" Moriko asked
"We followed the Tanakas home" Hikaru explained
"Why?" Moriko questioned
"To see if they were faking the fight like we were" Kaoru explained
"I'm sure they wouldn't do that" Moriko said
"It's possible though!" the two said
"How about you just leave it alone before I just let the dogs eat you next time" Moriko said
Hikaru and Kaoru then hugged each other in fear that it's possible that they will die by getting eaten by dogs.
The next day Kaoru and Hikaru came to school with another plan to stalk the Tanaka girls. They were writing it down and reread it until it was perfect and unable to fail. Suddenly Tamiki popped up out of nowhere.
"What are you doing?" Tamiki asked
"We want to know what those girls are up to" Hikaru said
"And we are willing to do anything to figure it out" Kaoru added
"Didn't Moriko tell you to leave them alone?" Tamiki asked
"But we need to know what they are you too!" the two yelled
"Okay but you two will regret this" Tamiki said
Tamiki then walked to her desk while the Tanaka girls came in. But this time they weren't even yelling, they weren't even looking at each other. Everyone was shocked and scared of what could happen next. The rest of class remained this way.
When the Tanaka girls arrived to the hostess club after school everyone was worried since they haven't said a word since yesterday.
"What's up with those two?" Kyoko asked
"Yet again, no one knows" Tamiki answered
They were so worried that they didn't open the hostess club for another day. They were too busy discussing what they should do about Kaori and Hikari.
"Maybe they're tired and don't want to fight for today" Maple said
"Or they're so depressed that they can't talk to anyone until they make up" Tamiki said
"Or they yelled at each other so much yesterday that they lost their voices" Kyoko said
They continued to list the possibly until it was time for everyone to go home. Everyone from the hostess club then joined the Hitachiins and followed Hikari and Kaori home. But change in plans, they went the home in the same direction. They continued to follow the two until everyone was trapped in a big hole in the ground.
"How is this possible?" Moriko questioned
"This feels like Pokémon. And we're the Pokémon trainers that got stunk in team rockets' trap" Maple pointed out
"We can't believe you all fell for it!" Hikari and Kaori said in unison and burst out laughing
"So they were faking it!" the Hitachiins yelled
"I missed you so much" Kaori said and hugged Hikari
"Not as much as I missed you" Hikari said hugging her back
"I wouldn't think they would be the true devils" Tamiki said
"We told you they were faking it!" the Hitachiins yelled at Moriko
"I didn't know!" Moriko yelled back
"We weren't really faking the whole thing. We did disagree on something" Hikari explained
"Disagree on what?" everyone asked
"Which Hitachiin is gayer. I said Kaoru" Kaori said
"And I said Hikaru" Hikari said with a smile
"Then we realized we never had a real fight so we started one" Kaori explained
"And that's how everything started?" Kyoko asked
"Yep!" Kaori and Hikari answered with big grins
"...So how are we getting out?" Maple asked
"Find out on your own" Hikari said
"It's punishment for following us" Kaori added
Everyone then started to complain but Hikari and Kaori just ignored them and skipped off without a care of what happened to them.
"What now?" Moriko asked
"We can't call anyone since there's no connection down here" Tamiki said looking at her cell phone
When everyone heard that they gave a stare at each other.
"HELP!" everyone yelled
I didn't get three reviews on the last one but I felt like posting this one up. Sorry if this one is like ten times shorter than the other two but i ran out of ideas for this. I hope you enjoyed it. I shall post up the next one after three comments/reviews so please review it if you like it. Thanks for reading