Bella POV

Everyone stared at the door that Alice had just walked out of. Everyone's expression was the same: jaw dropped and eyes wide. It was so quiet that you could hear the sound of everyone breathing.

Suddenly Emmett started laughing. Slowly everybody followed his lead and laughed too and then continued on with their conversations and lunches as if nothing had happened. I was the last to recover.

"Come on Bella, let's go!" Edward whispered in my ear as he grabbed my hand and we ran out the door. "Do you mind if you miss the rest of your classes?" He asked. All I could do is shake my head as we got into the Volvo and drove away.

"What about everyone else?" I asked as we left the school parking lot.

"They're gonna meet us at the house. Emmett couldn't wait to give Rosalie her dare!" He replied. Now we were pulling up to his house and I could see Alice's Porsche in the driveway.

"Is she mad?" I asked Edward.

"No, actually she enjoyed it! She loved being the center of attention although she would have preferred to choose and wear her own clothes. But all in all she always wanted to perform." Edward said with a smile on his face.

"Well that's great! I'm glad she's not mad at us." I said, my voice full of relief. I heard the sound of tires approaching as we got out of the car. I turned around to see Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper in the convertible.

All of their faces had different expressions. Emmett's said 'I know something you don't know!', Rosalie's said 'Oh crap, it's my turn.', and Jasper's was full of anticipation. They parked and got out of the car, Rosalie last. Together we all walked into the house and sat down in a circle. We were soon joined by a smiling, showered, made up, cute clothes wearing Alice.

Rosalie POV

'Oh god here it comes…' I thought to myself as I looked around at everybody in the circle.

"Now, as you all know- it's Rosalie's turn." Emmet said. "Now to start off, since she is my wife and I don't want to go without sex this week, I say that Rosalie's dare is to go to the local Fork's church and interrupt someone's wedding. Bella?"

"Ummm…" She looked at me nervously. "Then you have to tell the groom that you're in love with him. Edward?"

"Tell… him…." He said between gasps of air because he was laughing so hard. "That… you're pregnant with his baby!" When he finished everyone started laughing. I glared at all of them but just like during everyone else's dares, they ignored me.

"Then," Started Jasper. "You have to go home and tell Carlisle that you are going to run away and become a nun because you're a sex addict and are in love with at married man!" Everyone lost it and fell in heaps at the ground.

"And finally," Alice said. "You… have… to walk out singing 'The road to truth is without sex and addiction. This song is truth, not fiction' at the top of your lungs!"

This was ridiculous. My family had gone crazy. How could I tell Carlisle that I'm going to become a nun?! 'Oh they will so regret this!' I thought to myself.

Then without another word I stormed out the door and got into my car. I could see everyone coming out of the house and piling into the Volvo, still smiling.

I started the short drive to the nearest church. When I got there I could here a priest saying "Do you Jane promise to love and to cherish Jack from this day forward until death do you part?"

'Well I really hope that these two people love and trust each other or they'll never recover after this…' I thought as I slowly go out of my car and walked to the door. I took a deep breath and shoved the doors open.

"I object!" I yelled to a stunned group of people staring at the crazy lady who just barged through the doors. "Jack! How could you lie to me?" I said to the groom as I walked down the aisle. "I love you! And… I'm pregnant with your child!" I yelled to the stunned engaged couple.

"What?!" Jack said. "No! Jane she's lying! I love you and I've never met her before in my life!" He said this frantically looking at Jane, trying to get her to believe him.

"Well see ya." I said as I ran at a human pace out the doors. From inside I could here glass shattering and people confused and hysterical crying and yelling. 'Well if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be…' I thought to myself as I walked toward my car.

I could see my family laughing hysterically as they got back into the Volvo. They had watched the whole thing from one of the windows.

I got in my car and started the short drive home. Once I got there I went directly up to Carlisle's office. 'Well here goes nothing…' I thought.

"Carlisle!?" I yelled as I barged in. "I'm glad you're here. There's something I need to tell you! I'm…. running away to become a nun!"

"What?" Carlisle asked confused. "Why?"

"Because." I said. "I'm a sex addict and I'm in love with a married man! I just can't deal with it anymore. Goodbye." I walked towards the door and started to sing the song Alice told me too. When I closed the door I took one last look on Carlisle face and silently burst out laughing. He looked so lost and confused!

I went down stairs and saw everyone laughing so hard, that if they could, they'd be crying. Bella actually was crying…

"Ok." I said. "Now that that's done I think that there's something that 5 of us need to do. Come on." Alice, Jasper, Edward, and Bella all followed me out understanding what I meant.

"Wait guys!" Emmett called after us. "This isn't fair! You can't brainstorm my dare!"

"Oh. Yes. We. Can." We all said flashing back to what he had made us all do. One by one we piled into the Volvo. Edward drove us to Port Angeles and didn't stop until he knew that Emmett wasn't trying anything sneaky.

"This is going to be fun!" I said and everybody nodded.

"Emmett," Alice said to no one in particular. "It's time to get a taste of your own medicine." We all grinned wickedly and started to plan.

Dear Twilighters,

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!!!

I don't know what happened! I won't even make an excuse because it is unexcusable that I abandoned you and this story for so long!

Anyways, there were two winners of the contest. I want to thank them sooooooo much for entering their brilliant ideas: JaCkSoN RaThBoNe Is MiNe and Mrs Emacular!

I also would like to thank some others who submitted wonderful ideas but I didn't end up useing them: awesomnessivness, edward-love17, Harmony352, and TopazandBlack4evababy!

Thank you to everyone that submitted their ideas and I really hope that I can update Emmett's dare ASAP and hopefully this time it won't take me 2 years (yikes!).

I love all of you guys sooooooo much!

DS