Bella POV

We stayed in Port Angeles for a few hours, planning, without mercy, Emmett's dare. But since it was a school night and I being human, we headed back around 8 so I could get my sleep. They dropped me and Edward off first at my house before going home.

"I'll see you up there." Edward said before disappearing around the side of the house.

I walked in the door to a silent house. I started up the stair and could hear Charlie's snores coming from his cracked door. He hasn't been getting much sleep lately considering that it was March Madness on TV. I continued to my room where I found Edward sitting on my bed. I was so exhausted from planning that I just laid next to him and immediately passed out.

When my alarm rang the next morning I woke up to an empty room. Edward must've already left to get ready for school… I thought to myself. I continued to get ready myself and was soon outside waiting when Edward drove up in his Volvo.

"Morning beautiful" He said as he got out to open my door for me.

"Morning to you too" I replied "How're things at the house?" I asked after he climbed back in the car.

"Ugh, don't even get me started! Emmett's driving all of us crazy!" He said as we started down the road.

"Aw I'm sorry, but just think of it this way: after today we can officially stop playing this stupid game…" I smiled to try and cheer him up.

Edward smiled "That's true…how'd you get so smart?" He asked jokingly.

"I learned from the best!" I leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Just then we pulled into the school parking lot. As usual, Edward walked me to my first class before kissing me goodbye and going off to class himself. The rest of the day passed by in a fog and before I knew it the final bell rang and I was in the Volvo on my way to Cullen's house.

When we got there, Edward and I walked hand in hand up the house. When I walked in the door everything was quiet. All the Cullens (besides Esme and Carlisle) were sitting in the living room having a stare down. The air was filled with an intensity that was pressing down on everyone.

"Alright," Emmett said "Now that Bella and Edward are here, let's just get this over with…" He had a look on his face like he was going to be sick.

Good. I thought to myself, I know it's mean but he does deserve what he's getting. As they say, karma's a bitch.

"Okay," Edward said "I guess I'll start. First you should know that this dare will take place tomorrow. So Emmett, the first part of your dare is to…" he paused for dramatic effect, "Go to the store and buy bright red paint and right on your jeep 'Come see the Emmett strip show at lunch today!' on both sides. Alice? I believe it's your turn."

"Then you have to change into these" Alice said as she held up a pair of chaps, cowboy hat, and boots "And go on the center table at lunch and sing 'It's Raining Men' while you start to strip. Of course the principle will stop you before anything goes too and probably send you home with a suspension. Where shall he go next Rosalie?"

"Well" Began Rosalie "Since you so kindly made me tell Carlise I was in love with a married man, you have to go home and tell Esme that you are in love with Jacob Black. "

"NOOOO!" A terrified looking Emmett yelled out.

"Oh yes" Said Jasper "But wait, it's not over yet. Next you have to drive to Jacob's house and throw eggs at his window until he comes out."

"And lastly," I started "when Jacob comes out you have to tell him 'Jakey, I know we are mortal enemies but I just can't help my feelings anymore. I love you. And… I want to have gorgeous vampwolf babies with you!"

The look on Emmett's face was priceless. It was a mix of disgust, anger, sadness, and confusion. For a second I kinda felt bad for him, but then I remembered that he made me tell Charlie I was in love with Alice, and the pity was gone.

I hung out at the Cullen's house for a couple hours after that. We all played a few board games and then watched 'Burlesque'. When I say 'all' I mean everyone except Emmett, he disappeared right after we told him his dare and no one has seen him since. He's probably somewhere practicing 'It's Raining Men' in his cowboy outfit… I chuckled silently to myself at the thought.

After the movie, Edward took me home. Charlie had ordered pizza so I was off the hook for dinner. I was so eager for the next day, I felt like a little kid on Christmas Eve. I barely slept.

In the morning I rushed to get ready for school. I waited for Edward outside like normal. When he picked me up we rode to school in silence, both eager to start the day. When we pulled into the school parking lot I almost peed my pants.

There, standing next to his jeep, was Emmett dressed in the outfit Alice had wanted him to change into, but not until lunch! He was leaning against his jeep, next to the bright red letters that read 'Come see the Emmett strip show at lunch today! Oh yeah!' And then had a big kiss mark.

Oh boy…

Dear ,

I can't even begin to say how sorry I am.

So to make it up to you, I have decide to post two chapters and the epilogue all in one day to reward you guys with being so very pacient and kind. I didn't recieve one hate letter :)

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DS