A Series of Usagi

Summary: playing peace keeper between a vampire and a ninja is not what she signed up for

Crossover: Tsubasa

Characters: Fai, Kurogane, Usagi, Sakura, Mokona, Syaoran

Pairing: minor FaixUsagixKurogane and SyaoranxSakura

Usagi felt a tick pulse over her eye as she watched for the fourth time that morning a "Chase-and-Kill-the-Idiot" game start up. She had no idea why the group's resident vampire had decided that today of all days he would try to drive Kurogane insane and make him chase the reasonably insane vampire all over the Castle of Empresses, but if it was something stupider than usual she was going to skin both of them.

Syaoran, Sakura, and Mokona trembled as they felt the killing intent emitting from the enraged rabbit reach its peak. They had never seen the ex-senshi this angry during one of the chase games before, though truthfully it maybe because this time they had accidentally caused Usagi to lose hold of her pipe and crush it.

They had learned that touching the smoking pipe was always a suicidal notion.

Usagi seemed to finally loose it because out of nowhere she screamed in rage and grabbed the ears of the passing vampire and ninja. She dragged them out of the dining room, the yells from Kurogane and the teasing from Fai fading as they were dragged farther away.

Three days passed.

Sakura, Syaoran, and Mokona were frozen in frightened-awe as the two males ate their food without a single word, polite and not doing anything that could suggest that they usually would be in chase right about now. They watched as the two tried to pick up the last dumpling.

Just before a single word could be spat between the glaring/smiling duo, Usagi cleared her throat and passed them a cold stare. Both of them froze for a second before they zipped their chop-sticks away from the dumpling with a nervous muttered apology. The remaining three of the dimension-hoping group gulped when all Usagi did was give them a too-sweet smile and replied, "You're forgiven."

They did not wantto know what she had done to get such compliance from the two.