A Series of Usagi
Summary: he hates how much the greens affect her, especially when he is around
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Usagi, Cloud, others mentioned
Pairing: UsagixCloud
Cloud almost sighed when he saw a familiar mop of ruffled feathers/hair sitting amongst the chocobos. He should have known that she would be here. "Usagi, come out of the herd and stop eating the greens." He told her. The mop of feather/hair twitched before popping out of the pile of sandwiched bird bodies. Cloud's eye nearly twitched when he saw the sheepish expression combined with the greens hanging out of her mouth. 'Will not laugh. Will not laugh.' He repeated in a mantra. He froze when he saw a very familiar nut hanging from her mouth. 'Oh shit.'
"Usagi, go take a long cold shower and stay in your room." He ordered, moving back slowly. Oh how much he wished Tifa was here right now, she always knew what to do when the half-human/chocobo hybrid ate a breeding nut by accident. Said girl no longer had a sheepish expression but one of pure hunger and something that Cloud was not ready to deal with right now.
"Cloud-" said man shivered when he heard the tone of her voice "you know that ever since I first met you, I've always noticed that you faintly smell of greens. Why is that?" Usagi was slinking toward him steadily, and from the hazy look in her eyes Cloud knew that she was losing her sense of self. Cloud became more worried than ever.
Every time she forgot she who, or rather what, she was, she always reacted to her most base of instincts in accordance to the situation. This proved to be useful when her gold chocobo genes gave her advantage in battle, but when instances like this happened no man or woman was safe from her when her breeding reaction was put on steroids. The excited trills of the herd were not helping the former experiment's mindset or his worry either.
Forget Sephiroth and JENOVA, nothing survived when his lover/clone/sister set her sights on something.
"Hey Spiky what's tak'n so long?! Get'n your g'rl away from her cous's isn't too hard!" Cid yelled before stepping into the pen. He too froze when he saw the state of the hybrid before cursing to kingdom come. Pulling out his PHS, he speed-dialed and put it to his ear. All he said was, "I'm gon'na kill who-ever left breed'n nuts out for the git to find."
Usagi smiled before beginning a chase that would bring nothing but chaos and humor to the AVALANCHE group for exactly five hours, fourty minutes, and thirteen seconds.
Vincent counted.