Dan Vs. The Demon Sisters

-Epilogue 1 : Panty and Stocking's Drive Home-

The sun was starting to set as Panty and Stocking were traveling back to Daten City. Brief had fallen asleep in the back seat, which was unfortunate for him, because he was missing a great view. The highway was currently stretching right next to a huge shoreline, and the blazing orange sun was reflecting off of the waves of the ocean. The Anarchy sisters, however, were to engrossed in their conversation to notice the scenery.

"It fucking figures," Stocking said, sliding down in the passenger seat. "We drive all the way out here and work our asses off, and we don't even get any fucking Heavens out of it!"

"Yeah, it fucking bites," Panty said. "One minute, we're having dinner, and suddenly, the fuckin' Afro-Priest gets a call from some bitch saying she's found the Demon dykes out in god-knows-where, and we've gotta drop everything and go."

"And to top it all off," Stocking added, "We get fucking halfway there before we notice that Geek Boy's stashed himself in the back seat," she jabbed her thumb towards the red-head currently blissfully dreaming. "So on top of everything else, we've got to fucking babysit him."

Panty nodded in agreement, then sighed. "Whatever, it all worked out in the end, didn't it? I mean, we got to kick the Demon Sisters square in the asses, plus Dan used that vortex bomb thing to send 'em some place." She gave a short chuckle. "That was fucking excellent, I wish I could've seen their faces."

There was a short period of silence as the conversation drew to a close, then Stocking brought up a new subject.

"So, you never did tell me what happened between you and Dan the other night," Stocking said.

"Nothing happened, would you drop it?" Panty said irratibly.

"Oh come ooonnn," Stocking pleaded. "It's not like you to screw someone and not say anything. Just tell me, okay?"

"I already did tell you, nothing happened." Panty explained.

Stocking paused for a second. "Wait... you mean..."

"That's right," Panty said. "We find a nice quiet spot to screw, I make it pretty obvious that I want his cock, and he fucking leaps out of the car like I just electrocuted him. Then he starts running down the road, trying to get back to the house on foot, and it takes like half a fucking hour for me to convince him to get back in."

"So, bottom line is," Stocking said. "You tried to fuck him, and he shot you down."

"Between you and me," Panty said. "I think he might be gay for that Chris guy."

"I think we all kind of got that vibe," Stocking agreed. "Hell, I'll bet Geek Boy even picked up on it."

Just as his "name" was mentioned, Brief shot up, screaming, causing Panty to lose control of See-Through for a moment and veer wildly to the left. Once she regained control, she turned to the back seat and started shouting at the boy.

"God Geek-Boy, what the fuck is the matter with you?" She yelled. "Are you trying to get us all fucking killed?"

"Oh, Panty, I just had the most awful nightmare!" Brief said, shaking slightly. "You were all chained up, and the mayor was there, and Garter... but then I woke up, and Scanty was there, and the blankets-"

"God, would you get a fucking grip?" Stocking shouted. "So you had some kinky, fucked up wet dream, so what? Just go back to sleep, we'll be back home in about an hour."

"Yeah... sleep... that'll be nice..." Brief muttered, already drifting back off. Once he fell back to sleep, Stocking turned back to Panty. "He's really a fuckin' handful, isn't he?" Stocking said.

"I guess so," Panty said. "Let's just get back home, I haven't had a good fucking in days."

"Ugh, that's more than I needed to know," Stocking said.

They passed a roadsign saying "Daten City: 100 miles" just as the sun slipped below the horizon. They both breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that in just a while longer, they'd be home.

-Epilogue 2: Where Are the Demon Sisters?-

Thousands of millions of miles away, a chunk of concrete drifted through the inky blackness of space. A short distance away, a jet black limosine floated through the void.

"I still can't believe the nerve of those ingrates," Kneesocks said, floating around the cabin of the vehicle. "We peacefully surrender, we take our leave, and they send us to space."

"It's deplorable behaviour, sure," Scanty agreed, drifting about at the other end. "But we musn't dwell on it. We might as well use this time to prepare that report for father."

"We can't work on it here, all of our files are back at home, remember?" Kneesocks pointed out.

"Oh, of course, how foolish of me," Scanty said. She paused for a moment, as if listening for something. "Say, do you hear something?"

"What?" Kneesocks inquired.

"It almost sounds like there's someone calling out to us," Scanty said. "'Hey! Hello! Excuse me, you in the black vehicle! Could you be a sport and help us out?'"

"Don't be ridiculous," Kneesocks said. "We're in space, who could possibly be out there?"

"I suppose your right," Scanty said. She peered out the window, and through the darkness, all she could see was the concrete that had come up with them and a couple pieces of what was probably space junk. "It probably wouldn't be in our best interests to dwell on the matter."

"Of course," Kneesocks said. As she drew closer to the driver's compartment, she knocked on the dividing glass. "Fastener!" She called to the driver. "Take us home, please!"

The red creature occupying the front seat nodded, and pressed a button on the dashboard. A pair of rockets appeared from the back of the limo, and flames shot out of their rear. The vehicle blasted through space at a blistering speed, and was gone from sight in seconds.

"Wait! No, don't leave! Come back! Come..." A voice shouted out, as the vehicle blasted away. "...Shoot, that's just my luck, isn't it?"

The small, round ball shook its shining blue eye back and forth, cursing its luck. "Unbelievable, first people I see out here in weeks, and they ignore me! It's mad! I even saw one of them look at us! ...Although, I suppose they might not have spoken english... they certainly didn't look human, at least from what I saw anyway... maybe I should've tried some sort of... remote communication signal with the... ship's computer... or something. You know, figured out their... hailing frequency... oh well, better luck next time, I suppose." The ball sighed, despite not having a mouth, or lungs. "Better luck next time."

"I'm in space."

"You sure are, lad. Yep... you are in space."

"Space."

Atuhor's Footnose: Well, it's been a wild ride. Hope you all enjoyed Dan Vs. The Demon Sisters! I'd like to thank you readers that began reading before the story was finished, for seeing it through to the end, and you readers that have just blown through this in an afternoon, for giving the story more attention. I'd also like to thank the creators of Dan Vs. and Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, for creating two fantastic shows. Here's hoping PSG gets its second season, and Dan Vs. keeps going on strong.

One note about this chapter: Brief's dream in the Panty and Stocking epilogue is actually a reference to another PSG fanfiction on this site: Just Another Day by kazikamikaze24. It's a fantastic, well written story, though it is a little bit on the gruesome side, so it is not for the kiddies. Still, I highly suggest you check it out, though only if you've seen all of season one, as it contains a few spoilers.

Also, to anyone that didn't understand the second half of the Demon Sisters epilogue, go play Portal 2. And even if you did understand it, go play Portal 2. In fact, just close your browser right now, and go play Portal 2.

Alright, so to those of you that are still here, once again, I hope you enjoyed Dan Vs. The Demon Sisters. Later days!

-EverSoNitro