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A/N::: Thank you to all those who reviewed and/or read my fanfic. I love your reviews.

:::My Corner of Randomness:::

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

:::This has been, My Corner of Randomness:::

WARNINGS::: male x male, Mpreg, and slight course language

Conrad walked through the cluster of trees within the castle walls without a sound. He wasn't upset. Just tired.

His day so far had consisted of running around the castle, just as he had woken up, chasing a run-a-away robot made by Anissina.

Then he had been called by Yuuri, he had wanted to play some baseball. Of course, Conrad had suggested it wasn't the best idea in the world but Yuuri had pulled a 'pout' moment and he had caved.

They had been about to go out to the field when Wolfram had bumped into them and Yuuri had fled, Wolfram perusing him.

Conrad had followed then to insure Wolfram wouldn't try to half-kill the king, and after awhile, he was left alone, which was a relief because he didn't want Yuuri playing baseball when pregnant.

After today, he wanted to be all alone for the rest of his life. "Captain."

So much for being alone. "Yozak." He nearly hissed.

Yozak blinked and backed away a step. "Why so cold?"

Conrad sighed and his shoulders fell from being tense to relaxed. "I'm not being cold. I just want to be alone."

Yozak shook his head and stepped closer to the other. "I know. You're feeling left out."

Conrad blinked. "What?"

"I said; - "

"I know what you said. Why would you think I feel left out?"

"Well, for one thing. Heika is pregnant, and I've heard Lady Cheri talk with Greta about Gwendal may passably be as well."

Conrad crossed his arms over his chest, eyes narrowed from annoyance, eyebrows lifted, head titled to one side. "Are you suggesting I want to have a baby?"

Yozak's blue eyes wondered up to the sky in thought, the burst out laughing.

Conrad blinked, arms falling to his sides. "What is so funny?"

"Imagining you pregnant!" Yozak coughed out, cheeks red from the laughter.

Conrad rolled his eyes and stomped his foot when his lover didn't stop laughing. "Knock it off!" Damn, he was allowing himself to get flustered over this small thing!

He didn't have a reason to feel left out and Yozak had no reason to laugh! If he, Conrad, were to conceive, it wasn't as if his stomach were become large, so why was Yozak laughing?

So lost in his thoughts, Conrad hadn't noticed Yozak had stopped laughing and have pulled him into his arms in a tight, inescapable embrace.

"Y-Yozak!" He stuttered, trying to push the must stronger man away but to no avail.

"If you want a baby, we can arrange such."

Conrad paled and reached up to pull on the blue-eyed spy's nose. Yozak let go from the surprise and pain, yelping and moving back, effectively freeing his nose.

"Don't even joke!" Conrad hissed and turned on his heal, walking-storming- away.

"Anissina! Stop that thing!" Greta cried, diving behind a chair.

There was a twelve foot tall hair brush, its handle split up the middle to become legs, no arms and the brush part bent into a mouth and somehow, it could see or it just knew where Greta was.

"Anissina!" Greta squealed louder as the brush stomped towards her, shaking the ground with each step, which made Greta lift a good two inches from the ground.

"Working on it!" Anissina answered, messing with her machine she had deemed a fail then tried to use Gunter and then THIS happened.

"Why is it only after me!?!" She cried, ducking when the mouth came down on the chair, biting the back of it off.

"It's your hair brush! You DNA is infused! I believe that's the reason!" Well, so it can't see, its just a Greta-seeking-eater!

"Anissina!" Greta's voice was a smidge calmer but annoyed.

"Yes?" The woman answered, looking up from her task at hand.

"STOP INVENTING!" Greta shouted, falling flat to the floor, hands on her head.

"Oh, blame me but don't order me to stop inventing, if I were to stop, I'd go insane!"

Little late for that!

"Enough!" Greta stood and raced for the door, throwing it open, she ran, her hair brush following.

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"Matte Yuuri!" Wolfram shouted while chasing after his soon-to-be-husband.

"Oh come on Wolf! I just want to play a little baseball!"

"Yuuri! Your pregnant and you cannot play your silly sport during! Its dangerous!"

"How would you know?! You never stopped to learn about the game!" Yuuri was beginning to slow a bit.

"I've seen you play!" Wolfram was catching up to Yuuri.

Yuuri finally stopped and leaned his weight on the wall. "See, you haven't got the energy to run for a few short minutes, so you won't be able to last in a game."

"Know-it-all." Yuuri winded as Wolfram moved to stand beside him, the blonde placing a hand to Yuuri's hand and shoulder, just incase he fell.

"YUURI! WOLFRAM!"

Both turned to see their daughter running towards them, her face mixed with fear and anger.

"Greta? What's wro-?" Yuuri's question was answered before it was fully voiced.

There, running after Greta was a giant brush.

"Anissina made some invention and I left my brush by it! It only follows me!" She huffed as she hid behind Wolfram, brown eyes on her two fathers.

Gunter was currently on the floor of Gwendal room, eyes shut tight, a think stream of tears running down his cheeks. He was acting like the drama queen he was.

"Gunter…"

"Why didn't you tell me sooner…"

"Gunter?"

"How could you keep something like this from me…?"

"Gunter!"

The long-silver-haired man bolted up into a sitting position, legs crossed, hands flat on the floor. To bad he wasn't facing Gwendal.

"YOU HATE ME! THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!"

Gwendal rolled his eyes and looked around. What did he have to throw at the man on his floor? He settled for the book he had been reading, so he'll lose his place, so what? It'd be better than listening to this mans sobs.

"GUNTER!" He threw the book just as the man turned, landing on his forehead.

"Ow!" He gasped and fell back, eyes swirling from being dizzy.

"I do not hate you."

And Gunter recovered, sitting up, stars in his eyes. "I did not tell you because I am not for sure."

"Then why not go to Gisela…" Gunter asked/suggested, tilting his head.

"I thought she went on a trip…"

"Yes, but she has returned." Gunter smiled and ran to Gwendal, grabbing his wrist he pulled him out the door, or at least tried to.

"OH! Come on! We must find out!"

"And if I'm not!"

"I'll be sad but OK! Now COME ON!"

Anissina sat in Greta's room with the invention that mutated the hair brush. "Oh, why did it mutate the thing?"

She hit the machine.

"You were supposed to change the color of hair, clothes and many other things."

A large crash sound had her wincing, one eye closing. "I'm hurrying!" She muttered.

She re-opened the metal door where all the wires were located. "OK, OK. Blue wire to the green, then the Yellow to the purple…wait…or was it the red…"

She held the purple and red colored wires in one hand and the yellow in the other. "Or was it the Green to the Yellow and the Blue to the red? So where does the purple go?"

As she worked the machine began to smoke. "NO! Stop! Smoking is not healthy!" She picked up a hammer and hit the spot where the smoke was coming from.

She pushed the machine away and held her head in thought. As another loud BAM, CRASH, and SMAH were heard she groaned. "This is complete chaos!"

The hair brush slammed into the stone wall, knocking a thin chunk out of the wall. Thankfully, no one was hit, except the hairbrush, which was a good thing for the three.

Wolfram stood in front of Yuuri and Greta, his sword in hand.

"Do I want to know how this happened?" Wolfram asked, eyes never wavering away from the giant, evil hair brush.

"Um…Anissina's color-changing-kun did this."

Yuuri sighed and his face fell. "Well, we can mark it and file it in the fail folder." He muttered.

As the hair brush got up again, Wolfram decided to save his energy and just simply summon the element of fire.

Both Yuuri and Greta ducked behind a large flower pot as fire invaded the corridor. After a few moments that seemed like an hour, the fire faded, peeking out from behind their hiding place, Yuuri and Greta looked around.

Wolfram was standing in the same spot he had been, in front of him was a pile of ash.

"I vote to put Anissina in a straight jacket and lock her up." Yuuri said, walking over to Wolfram, looking at the pile of ash.

"I second!" Greta chirped and Wolfram simply smiled and shook his head.

"What?" Both wined at the blonde as he placed his sword back in its sheath.

He turned to them and almost laughed at how they looked.

Eyes wide, mouths in a small pout, and arms crossed. If someone didn't know they were father and daughter, that someone would believe they were twins.

"A straight jacket and locking the woman up would not hold her."

Yuuri's sighed heavily. "Hate it when you're right."

"Which is all the time." Wolfram smirked and Yuuri lifted his head.

Wolfram held his hands up and pointed to Greta. "Greta said it."

"Who's side are you on!" Yuuri wined, looking at his daughter, she smiled a smile that had gotten her Yuuram, her bearbee that had turned to glass.

Gwendal sat in Gisela's office behind a light blue, near white, curtain with Gisela. Gunter was on the other side pacing so much he was creating a breeze.

"Stop pacing damn it!" Gwendal growled as Gisela stood to go get the results of the test.

"I cannot help it! I'm nervous!" Gunter peaked his head in. "What should we name him/her?"

Gwendal rolled his eyes and shook his head with a sigh. "We do not even know just yet."

Gunter stuck his lower lip out in a pout and turned, walking to the desk not near Gwendal, plopped into the chair and pouted with his arms crossed.

Gisela walked back into the room and saw her father pouting and rolled her deep green eyes.

She walked to the curtain and disappeared behind it.

After a few moments, Gunter's patient tank was on an all-time low.

"So is he?" Gunter asked, pulling back the white curtain separating him from Gwendal and Gisela.

"Out." Gisela ordered her father and he shut the curtain back in place.

"So? Am I?"

"Well, do you want the truth or lying?" She asked.

"Well of course we want the truth." Gunter said, pulling the curtain apart again.

"Father. Out." Gisela ordered again and he nodded, pouting, he re-shut the curtain.

"Truth." Gwendal confirmed and Gisela nodded.

"What?"

"You are pregnant."

Lets just say Gwendal pulled a Gunter and fainted.

Greta ran around in the large nursery that was for her new baby brother or sister. "OH! I cannot wait for him or her!" She squealed and bounced around the room, admiring the crib and then the curtains and the carpet.

"OH! I have something to add! Be right back!" as she bolted out of the room.

"Wow, she is just like Mother." Wolfram said, side-stepping to avoid being run over.

Yuuri smiled nervously and nodded. Just then Blood appeared and Yuuri jumped, eyes popping. Wolfram stepped back, eyes wide but not completely freaking out.

"Don't do that!" Yuuri hissed, hiding behind Wolfram.

"Wimp." Wolfram huffed.

"I was surprised!" Yuuri defended.

"Anyways." Blood said, watching the two. "I was just wondering, when do you plan to tell your parents about our baby?"

Yuuri blinked and Wolfram glared. "First, the baby is not ours as in you included, he or she, is Yuuri and I's."

"Well, I am Yuuri really, but whatever. So?"

Yuuri shook his head. "I already told them…"

"You what?!?" Wolfram yelled, turning to glare at his fiancé. "When did you do this!?! And without me!"

Yuuri held his hands up, walking backwards away from Wolfram. "I told them when Murata and I and our friends went back to earth!"

"If you were going to tell them I should have been there as well!" Wolfram continued, flames leaping into the depths of his eyes.

"And this is the reaction I assumed would happened." Blood said, his arms crossed, his normal bored expression on his face.

"What?!" Both boys snapped, turning to face Blood.

"I said, I knew Wolfram would react this way. Which is why I wiped the memory of you telling you parents from their mind. And from Shori's."

"WHY! It was hard enough the first time!" Yuuri wined.

"Well, this time around. I will be with you when you announce our happy news." Wolfram smirked, apparently liking Blood more than he had a few moments ago.

A/N::: ((A/N::: *first part of Chap* huh, Conrad sure is acting OOC…o_o"))

First Yuuri, now Gwendal!?! NO, NO more pregnant people, well, no more pregnant men for the time being PLEASE!

This story really is becoming Chaotic…damn…did I pick a great title or what? I picked the title before I began planning the chapters…-_-" Can you believe it?

Sorry for this chapter being shorter than the others.

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BTW::: My Poll for W x Y's baby name, I may use the top two voted names. One for Y x W's baby name and the other for G x G's baby name. ^-^