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Outside of the door of the Basement of Doom, there was one heck of a party going on in the Seventh Heaven of Fun.
AVALANCHE, the Turks, the Commissioner of WRO, Red XIII and, surprisingly enough, Rufus Shinra were sitting in Seventh Heaven's bar, the only sober people being (Maybe) Tifa, Nanaki and Cait Sith, since he was only a robot.
The only thing Tifa was thinking was the fact that it's a wild orgy OUT there. But since there was no sex, it was a wild hammered $#% party. She couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.
And practically beside her.
Well, since I type so, we'll start with what's happening front.
Tseng and Elena. Kissing buddies. Sitting in a corner.
Reno, Rude, Reeve, Cid and, surprisingly, Shera, having a quiet a wild drinking game. Drink, drink and continue drinking. And a bit of wild kissing on Cid's and Shera's side. Apparently, Reeve didn't partake directly since he didn't want to get literally hammered with the hammer. Just drunk but not completely. Partial drunk, ya know? Either way, the party of 5 was really drunk. I mean SUPER drunk. Except Reeve; partial SUPER drunk. LoL.
And very, very surprisingly enough, Rufus and out of all the people, Barret, and Nanaki were having a conversation. For Barret and Rufus to actually talk like civil people must mean that they'd have the hell of a hangover tomorrow. And they'd never get rid of it.
Cait Sith was sitting on the bar counter, his legs swaying back and forth as he watched the events taking place in the bar. He'd never ever forget what they were doing. Lucky for the Planet, he was busy recording the precious wonderful moments on the ingenious video camera. Black mail now has a whole new meaning! Which's meaning I'm unaware of. Too bad Yuffie isn't here…. She's the most potential source of embarrassment when she's drunk.
And beside Tifa? Well, Cloud was sooo drunk; he was busy keeping Tifa stuck onto his well-built chest. His chin was atop her left shoulder and he was busy smiling like a lunatic who was whispering some really, really dirty lunatic things to her. And they actually was making Tifa blush like a lunatic as well.
Ah, deflowering love. Wtf?
So, yes, practically, it really was a hammered $%# party? Why again was it organized? Well, Cid came up with the sudden idea to have everybody get-together during the nearing weekends. Everyone had come as asked, but Rufus and his dogs (Sexy ones too) decided to drop in for a visit as well. So they met, les glares, and bla-de-bla.
And as for getting drunk; well, not everybody has the world's most perfect control and Rufus certainly wasn't anywhere near it cause soon enough, he was joining the Turks in the drinking game. Which involves…drinking and some more drinking…I guess….
Anyways, sooooo, back to topic. So later on, Rufus the Drunk joined an even more drunk Barret (And Nanaki) in a civilized conversation on how moogles populate.
Luckily enough, Cloud decided to take a time off from his delivery (Of babies -COUGH COUGH-) service on that particular day.
So, that's how the story had formed and how eventually the party was hammered, stoned, beat, whatever.
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Okay so this is the third chapter describing what exactly is happening outside of the doom-room. And um, forgive me for the lateness, but, believe me, there was this really really long story on what happened with the computer cable. You don't wanna know or would you like to have another Yuffie here? Nope, not me. Because she so talks too much, and her talking-ness is bugging me quite a lot. Oh, and, dear readers, I'm currently unaware for what to do for the ending, so uh-
Please, suggestions are welcomed and needed so very much right now. Thank you. And excuse my stupid creator for her retard-ness.
Oh, and you know the drill. Notify in case of mistakes cause we didn't have time to proof-read it, I guess.
And um, could somebody tell me what AU is exactly? I'm not so familiar with it cause nobody actually writes what it means. They just type down AU, and that's it... I guess... What did I tell ya? Retard. Shut up.