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Vince is seriously creeping me out! It's been some time already I guess, but ugh! It's more boring than hearing my stomach churn and that isn't nearly boring as this is! And worst of all, he's been just staring at me! Drink, stare, drink, stare and repeat! DRINKING, this whole time! Well, I'm drunk as well; I opened the bottle about a minute after Vinnie, the vampster started his lil private staring contest. And right now, I'm the lil voice that hasn't given in to the oh-so-awesome drunkenness.
Who the ^$# are you anyways?
Your ^$#ing conscious, you stupid ^$#.
I had one of those? WOWWWWW! OMG, are you like Chaos, or that Hell masker, or something like Galian the fluffy doggie! Are you like them? Do you have super powers or are you a demon or do I have to like become like Vinnie or do I have to give you a name or are you female or a transvestite male or something or maybe even homo-
SHUT THE HELL UP.
You know, you just had to ask, cause that's just plain stupid. I listen you know? Just say, like 'be quiet' or like 'shut the $#%^ up' like how Cid does and all, then I'd have gotten quiet you know. It's just mean to shout and shouting isn't nice because my so-called father shouts at me all the time. And the old fart isn't nice you know. Because he send me off to steal materia and then he treats me so badly, that makes me wanna screw his ass into Leviathan's mouth and then-
...
I am so not continuing this conversation with myself…
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Vincent was staring at Yuffie with no emotion, taking a swig every now and then from the bottle that didn't seem to end. A slight blush adorned his face and he seemed to sway a bit as well. Yuffie had her own bottle and was drinking rather heavily; a thick, glowing blush adorning her cheeks. This process continued for 10 min, Yuffie matching him with a glare instead.
And then, Yuffie suddenly stood up.
"VINCE, my boy!" Yuffie exclaimed loudly as she raised both her hands and the bottle into the air. "Oh I love you!" Yuffie exclaimed and then, she did the gun shot pose with her fingers. Vincent slowly kept the bottle down on the ground in front of him, expecting some action of some sort. "Now get ready to feel my !#!#$% love!"
And then she 'shot' Vincent with an audible 'BANG.'
And then Vincent toppled down from his chair and fell to the floor, his pointy clown shoes in the air, and the bottle undisturbed on the ground.
"Vince?"
No reply.
"Vince."
Still no reply.
"Pimp buddy?"
A cough, some more coughing, wheezing and then a weak reply of "Yuffie…"
"Buddy? Hold, I'm redirecting the call!" Yuffie kept the bottle down on the ground, the 'tink' sound echoing as she skipped over to were Vince lay motionless, even for his legs-that-are-in-the-air. And then, she saw Vinnie, whose tongue was hanging out with eyes loosely shut.
If she was sober, or even sub-conscious, she would've been laughing with a camera on her hand, with the promises of black mail. But because she is drunk and currently insane, she stumbled while going to his 'aid', sat down and took his head into her lap.
"Vincent! Don't die on me, pimp bud!" Yuffie exclaimed rather too dramatically, Vince's head lolling on her lap, as she proceeded to pull her hair out. And before she could make herself bald, Vince's presumably dry and cracked voice spoke out.
"Yuffie..."
"Yes, buddy old pal?" Vince coughed some more, his eyes now squinting at Yuffie's. There was a slight frown on his face and he certainly was panting. His legs were still in the air.
"I... Yuffie, I lo-"
"!"
"!"
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Filler obviously. Again, as said, suggestions VERY MUCH needed. And love too. Cause inspiration's like a small fleck of dust right now, and motivation is being rubbed by school pressure. So, PLEASE HELP US FOR THE SAKE OF LEVIATHAN AND YUFFIE'S BABIES! Thank you.
Uh, right...
Love needed, because you will get brownies. The yummy brownies covered with chocolate and made with even more love. :PP