We're having such fun with this in Chemistry:)
Ron why are you so fat, what are you a WHALE?
-Harry
I am not fat! And just because I can speak whale doesn't mean that I am one!
-Ron
It clearly does Ron, don't tell me you're fat AND stupid?
-Harry
You're fat and obese Weasley.
-Snape
You not fat Ron, you're just chubbily cute.
-Hermione
You're the stupid one Harry, you made a 'D' on your potions essay! And Snape that's verbal assault, I can sue you! But thanks Hermione, I looooove you.
-Ron
Eww fatty and smartie love!
-Draco
Silence Mr. Malfoy, you're just jealous. Now it's not assault if you like it Weasley.
-Snape
It sounds like you're going to rape him. RUN RON!
-Neville
"He can't run, he's too fat!
-Harry
Ewwwwe- Eweeewww
-Crab and Goyle
You guys don't even know how to spell your names.
-Draco
Yes I do.
Grabe, ha I did it. IN YOUR FACE MALFOY!
-Crab
Crabbe, go stuff your face in a toilet.
-Harry
I already do that you stupid Harry!
-Crab
Goyle, can you please do something about this guy?
-Draco
What? I'm sorry I was in the bathroom.
-Goyle
No one cares about your needs buffoon!
-Ron
You're the baffalo Weasley!
-Crab
It's buffoon, you buffoon.
-Draco
I'm so gonna kick your butt in Quidditch Malfoy.
-Harry
In your fantasies Potter!
-Draco
You have fantasies Malfoy?
-Ron
I have fantasies with me as a fairy.
-Crab
Shut up Crabbe.
-Draco
Crabbe, no.
-Harry
Potter, yes.
-Crab
You're uglier than Snape's mother.
-Harry
Wow! That's pretty ugly…
-Ron
She wasn't ugly Potter, just very hairy. Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor for insulting my noble lineage.
-Snape
Unicorn turds.
-Harry.
Props to you if you can tell me where the line "Unicorn turds," comes from. Review! :)