The lovely Day 5 installment of Notes During Potions:) Review, it makes me happy.
Let's blow something up in potions today Ron!
-Harry
Okay! How about the night troll hanging out in that corner?
-Ron
Ron, that's Hermione…
-Harry
Ohhh. Sorry Hermione.
-Ron
You should be, my used-to-be friend!
-Hermione
But you love me!
-Ron
Don't kid yourself Weasley, she loves me.
-Draco
NO I DO NOT! Harry is my new best friend!
-Hermione
Personal space Hermione. Personal space.
-Harry
Potter, ten points to Gryffindor for insulting Miss Granger.
-Snape
Wow this has never, ever happened before! Best day ever!
-Harry
20 points from Gryffindor for gloating. You disgust me…
-Snape
Awwww.
-Harry
Ha yay!
-Draco
Ten points from Gryffindor for Draco acting like a conceited idiot.
-Snape
Snape, you are being completely biased and unjust.
-Hermione
Ten points from Gryffindor for badmouthing my methods.
-Snape
Hermione!
-Harry and Ron
I hate boys.
-Hermione
Right with you sista.
-Crab
You're a boy Crabbe.
-Draco
No, I'm not sure what I am. That's what Harry was nice enough to tell me so I wouldn't be confused.
-Crab
Potter, curse you for this.
-Draco
Not my fault he was confused.
-Harry
Yeah!
-Ron
Shut up Ron. It's my turn to be in the spotlight!
-Harry
You're always in the spotlight Harry.
-Ron
Oh I know, you just need to stay out of it.
-Harry
I'm in the spotlight.
-Crab
Go die Crabbe!
-Neville
Yeah you tell him Neville!
-Harry
Hey guys did you know they now have Harry Potter dolls?
-Goyle
That's right, I'm an icon.
-Harry
Hah I'm going to play, "Who wants to Kill Potter," when I get home. I need one of those dolls. Goyle, hand over yours.
-Draco
No! I bought this with my own money that I stole from first years!
-Goyle
Give it here Goyle, I'm superior to you.
-Draco
No!
-Goyle
Five points from Gryffindor for this disturbance.
-Snape
Ha I highlighted all my names because I'm better than everyone else!
-Draco
You're such a conceited wimp!
-Hermione
Then how come I can bench 5 lbs? Oh yeah, go Draco Malfoy!
-Draco
5 lbs! I can do three, which is more than five, haha!
-Crab
I can do 250 lbs. I rule.
-Harry
Conceit alert!
-Ron
Ha I don't have to be conceited, everyone knows I'm awesome.
-Harry
This is Crab. I'm awesome and better than Haree and Dranco. I bully first-years and I love Geny Weasley.
-Crab
My poor, poor sister. I have to hide her before he eats her face off!
-Ron
No, Ginny's mine!
-Harry
No Potter! I have boyish good looks.
-Crab
You just made out with Cho Chang five minutes ago Harry!
-Ron
So…
-Harry
Player alert!
-Hermione
I'm better looking.
-Draco
Shut up Dranco!
-Crab
You just crossed the line toebum!
-Draco
500 points from Gryffindor. Learn to play nicely.
-Snape
Oh I'll play nice alright.
-Harry
What does that even mean?
-Ron
It means you're a fatty!
-Harry
What? I neva!
-Ron
What's up with the southern accent Ron?
-Hermione
I just watched Gone with the Wind. Go Scarlet!
-Ron
Why would you watch stupid Muggles and their stupid movies.
-Draco
Don't be hatin!
-Ron
Why are you talking gangster now?
-Hermione
Straight up G. Ronaldo's back in the hizzhouse!
-Ronaldo (formerly Ron)
Wow Ron, wow. How do you have any friends?
-Ginny
Heeeeeey Ginnnnnnyyyyy.
-Harry 3
I'm still with Dean Harry. Just chill.
-Ginny
Okaaaaaaaay. Heeeeeey Choooooooooo.
-Harry
You make me cry! I hate you!
-Cho
But I thought we had something?
-Harry
Your pointless love life is not for my class Potter, 100 points from Gryffindor.
-Snape
We need to stop passing notes.
-Harry