Chapter Two: The Grand Finale!

"I'm bored! And I still hurt! Get me some Advil Zarbon NOW!" Frieza whined as his dead henchmen clustered around him. Though they all said they were sorry, they were probably laughing their butts off inside Frieza knew, but he couldn't do anything about it as long as it was inside, but if he saw as much as a smirk, cast or no cast, that guy would be going straight to HFI-Oh, wait they were already there, so he would have to just beat him up. Frieza thought ending his mental ramblings I'm just glad nobody else is going to beat me up, because Vegeta went back to the living and Broly is under constant watch, but the authorities might let him go just for a laugh, they wouldn't would they? Frieza got up and shouted impatiently

"WHERE IS MY GOD-DAMNED ADVIL, ZARBON!" Zarbon rushed in, he also had a cast, but he had took less damage, and gave it to him then left.

"NOW LEAVE!" Frieza shouted at his henchmen and they all did just that.

~One Month later~

Frieza was feeling better and was walking to where Cell was staying to try to con him out of whatever he got from the guards by usually beating them up, when Jeice ran up and told him, there was a newcomer to HFIL, and Frieza immediately cringed. Oh no! Maybe he'll beat me up too! He thought and went back to where he was staying, to hide. A few hours later the newcomer came in. Baby walked up to him and asked,

"Do you know who I am?" "uhh… no." Frieza said and Baby answered

"I am Baby, a genetically engineered parasitic Tuffle that was created to destroy the Saiyans, and unfortunately for you I know you took away from me the chance to massacre the Saiyan race like they did mine. So I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!" Frieza said

"Oh crap not again! The casts just came off" As Baby advanced towards him Frieza screamed,

"FATHER! BROTHER! ZARBON! CELL! Anybody?" and then Baby charged at him

"HELP ME!" Frieza screamed as Baby maniacally laughed. Zarbon walked in an hour later. He found Frieza missing his legs, and arms. His skin had a slight resemblance to putty after being beat up so much.

"Another cast huh?" Zarbon inquired

"Shut uhh… Fuckin up." Frieza said moaning with pain.

~Three days later~

Frieza was leaving the residence of the ancient (obviously evil) wizard they had found in the trusty HFIL phonebook. He had been completely healed and was feeling as good as new. He had just opened the door and walked out when he saw… An army of Saiyans! He estimated it was every single Saiyan he had killed with his fateful Supernova.

"AH COME ON! HOW MUCH WORSE COULD MY LIFE GET!" Frieza yelled frustrated, then someone threw a power ball. They all turned into Great Apes.

"I JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING!" Frieza screamed at the sky and then looked forward and gulped.

"I-I didn't mean to blow up your planet, you know that!" He said as they advanced then they all charged straight at him.

"P-PLEASE! NO! NOT THE-OOWW! NOO! AAGGHH! OOOFF! AAHH! NOT THE FACE! THIS IS WHY I HATE SAIYANS! OH CRAP-OOF I SHOULDN"T-AAH OF-OW SAID-AGH THAT!" He screamed and the sounds of roaring, biting, punching, and blasting echoed through HFIL. Afterwards King Cold found him as a puddle of white-purple goop. Somehow he survived and they healed him eventually.

Me: Hehe well that's all for this story. Oh wait I forgot the grand finale! OH FRIEEEEZA! Frieza: WHAT THE FUCK! *I whistle* Me: GET HIM! *suddenly, Broly, Vegeta, Baby, and the Saiyan race in Great Ape form appear in front of Frieza*

*Everything goes in slow-mo and classical music plays*

Frieza: NNNNOOOOOO!" *runs away slowly* Horde: RRRAAAGGGHHH! III"LLLL KKKIIILLL YYYOOUUU! KKKAAAAKKKAAARRROOOTTT! *The music reaches climax and the fist of the horde are about to make contact*

Frieza:NNNNNOOOOOOOO! *Your screen goes blank and you can hear blasting, punching, laughing, biting, and roaring* Me: Ooh! That's gotta hurt! Wow! Well see ya later! Whoa!