A/N: One of my favorite pairings! Quite familiar with Yuushi and Gakuto courtesy of baby sis who adores Dirty Pair in particular. Oh well, I have to admit that Oshitari is hot. It was fairly easy to write this one. Do review! -iirse
Warnings: Definite slash, though not explicit. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Disclaimer: Original names, characters and places don't belong to me. I don't own anything except the general ridiculous plot-less plot and OC(s), if any. Yadablah.
Dirty "Firsts"
ONE. First Lapse/Mistake
"I'm sure my ass is fascinating, Yuushi." Gakuto deadpanned. "Thanks for the compliment, but please get your head in the game so we can trash these morons? You keep lapsing in covering me!"
As a particular look crossed the blunette's face, Gakuto knew he had made a mistake in his wording… Somehow. But then, Yuushi's mind was always in the gutter, so kami knew what perversions of the redhead's sentence he could create.
TWO. First Absence
Gakuto was never one to be patient. Once he realized how annoying it was without Yuushi around, he immediately snapped out his cellphone to call the pilot his family retained.
He was going to surprise and annoy his tensai for annoying him by leaving. Who cares if Yuushi leaving had been for 'legitimate' reasons and he had promised to behave? Yuushi knew that the promise he'd extracted was one made to be broken anyway!
THREE. First Sense/Impression
Coolly curious indigo eyes met fuming blue. Oshitari Yuushi considered the defeated redhead who refused to back down with curiosity. Mukahi Gakuto took the measure of the scrutinizing blunette, who he felt was mockingly looking down on him.
"You'll have to keep up with me, if you intend to stick with me in doubles!"
FOUR. First Tears
It was normally Gakuto who cried. The redhead couldn't, now that he thought about it, ever recall seeing Yuushi cry.
Until now, that is, as he walked away.
"I'm sorry, Yuushi. But we need to end this, if only for your own good. This thing between isn't healthy."
FIVE. First Makeup
Yuushi was always thankful Gakuto didn't cake his face, being male. He didn't anticipate the redhead not returning the sentiment and doodling on his face with his 'nee0san's concealer and lip products. And that was after coating his tanned skin with foundation that rendered his complexion akin to the geisha's of yore – though it was admitted streaky.