AN: *Giggle Snort* I love this one…Naruto is so OOC but it's actually funny.
Naruto: I'm what?
ME: Nothing, luv, just read this *hands paper*
Naruto: Okay *reads it* Please read and review this story because the authoress finds this very funny and there's a smidgen of…WHAT?
ME: Just read it.
Naruto: A-A s-smidgen of NarutoxHinata...
ME: There you go it wasn't so bad. By the way where's Sasuke?
Naruto: H-He ran away…
ME: What? But this story is about him! Ungrateful bastard! Come on Naruto lets go hunting for wild duck butt hairs!
Naruto: E-EH?
*Drags Naruto as he squirms and shouts*

~Day 6~

"NARUTO-KUN, please for heaven's, God's, and my sake…HELP ME!" I plead as Naruto continues to ignore me. After that little antic with the fan girls he has never spoken to me…not even once…and it's killing me!

"No." he mutters softly as he slurps his noodles hastily.

"Pretty please with cherry on top?" I continue to plead as he continues to ignore me.

"Why should I?"

"Because I think I might be in love with him." I quickly cover my mouth as I realized what I just said. He looks at me disappointingly.

"Not you too Mizu-chan…I thought you were different…like Hinata-chan." He blushes a little when he says Hinata's name.

"No, no, no…I am not in love with him…I can't be I just can't…My father's going to kill me. His going to bury me in a God-awful place, dance on top of my grave, and shout 'BURN IN HELL' as I watch silently as he gets it on with another woman." I bang my head on the table as wallow on the mishap of my stupid heart. I could hear Naruto sigh as he places a tablecloth under my forehead as I continue to bang it despite the obstacle. He places a hand on my shoulder as I look up to see his disappointed face gone.

"Are you sure you're in love with him?" He asks monotonously.

I look at him happily. "You're right I'm not in love with him…I'm just mildly attracted to him. You know? like how your attracted to cute teddy bears and puppies."

"I'm not attracted to teddy bears or puppies." He interrupts briefly.

"Oh, who am I kidding?" He grunts at my usual job of ignoring him. "…I'm in love with him." I was about to bang my head on the table again but Naruto stops me.

He fights the oncoming headache by rubbing his forehead briefly then turning to me and asks, "Are you sure…are you absolutely sure?" He raises his eyebrow.

"Sure as Romeo's love for Juliet."

"Who?"

Now it was my turn to look surprised. "You know…Romeo? Juliet…star-crossed lovers…Shakespeare? Oh forget it. The ninja educational system has failed you once again Naruto." I proceeded to bang my head again on the table.

"If it's actually true then why are we talking like it's a bad thing?"

I look up and pout. "It is a bad thing. The very worst. I CANNOT fall in love with anyone under any circumstances. It's a sin. A cardinal sin. And I broke it…Naruto hand me your kunai knife…" I say as I put out my hand.

"Why?"

"Because I'm going to stab my heart and see if the 'feeling' stops"

"HELL NO! Look, just breathe…you're not thinking straight."

"DAMN RIGHT, I'm not thinking straight…I'M IN LOVE!" I place my head on the table as I weep in horror.

"Mizuki if you're in love as you say then express it…what are you so scared of?"

"Yeah and while I'm at it why not just put a huge bull's-eye at my back for the assassins and another one on my chest for the fan girls. Thanks a lot Naruto," I mumble as he sighs in annoyance. "I'm doomed, damned, hopeless, and done for." I continue. "Naruto why don't you just kill me here to make it less humiliating. I'd rather have a rumor going around that said that I died in the hands of a ninja than a die because of love…I don't want to scare little kids into thinking that love is a big hairy heart monster that takes peoples' lives."

"You know you're over exaggerating right?"

"I'm not…" I mumble softly. "I do think that little kids will think that love is a big hairy monster that will take people's lives. Kids are stupid and they'll believe in anything."

"Ok, first of all kids are not stupid they're just KIDS…and secondly I wasn't even talking about that."

"There's no point in telling me lie's Naruto…" He twitches in annoyance. "Why don't you start writing my eulogy and let it say that if Akamaru even thinks of peeing on my coffin I'll haunt him for life…make that out to Kiba-san as well."

Naruto grunts annoyingly as he stands up and walks away.

"Where are you going?" I shout over my shoulder.

"Home!"

"But…but you haven't even started with my eulogy…" He ignores me as he continues to walk away. "I NEED YOU START MY EULOGY! IF YOU DON'T I'LL HAUNT YOU TOO…" He continues to ignore me. "I'M NOT KIDDING! I'LL PUT YOU IN A WORLD WHERE RAMEN HAS BEEN BANNED!"

After I shout at him to come back again. I give up as he continues to ignore me…partly because he was probably too far for him to hear me now…I sigh as I walk towards my apartment… "I can't believe he won't even write my eulogy." I kick the invisible rock in front of me, "And he won't even kill me…some friend he is." I mumble softly as I continue to walk away. What kind of friend does that?