Round One was beginning.
James and Sirus decided to start with Mrs. Norris. Fred and George would go for Snape.
James had the toilet paper and Sirus the Butterbeer. With the map levitating in front of them they saw Mrs. Norris in front of them. She came closer and closer until she was 2 feet in front of them. "Patrificus Totalus" James muttered. Mrs. Norris was immobile. Sirus poured the Butterbeer on her and James coated her in toilet paper.
They carried the limp cat to were they knew Filch would appear in a minute. They waited under the invisibility cloak and watched as a look of horror appeared on filch's face.
They waited till he stormed away muttering about peeves to start laughing.
"They don't have a chance." Sirus said
"We are the Marauders" James said
Fred and George sneaked along to the dungeons where they knew the teenage Snape was. They had sneaked some love potion into the fire whiskey.
They walked up to Snape and George said "Here, have some Fire whiskey, we nicked it from Slughorn's private cupboard."
Snape grabbed it from George's hand looking doubtful. He drank deeply. Fred knew it worked when Snape started flatting his hair and fixing his robes.
They lead him to were Umbridge was waiting out-side. Snape walked confidently over to her and kissed her full in the mouth.
He put so much force into it that she was knocked over. He didn't stop but continued on ever more passionately.
To the twin's surprise Umbridge didn't force Snape away.
"Probably never been snogged before." Fred laughed
"Yeah," George agreed, "Look at teenage Snape snogging 75 year old Umbridge that's totally going to win."