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Envy: Are you sick or something?

Liveit2loveit: SHUT UP ENVY!! And yes I do *achoo* have a cold... a very terrible cold.

Envy: *chuckle chuckle* haha. the little puppy is sick-

Liveit2loveit: SHUT THE FUCK UP ENVY! *A-AH-Ah* I think it went- *ACHOOO* Fuck. anyway enjoy the story. BTW I DO NOT OWN FMA CHARACTERS. I just proudly own all the characters that aren't in fma that are in this story. enjoy.

Moonlight Shadow 14) Barbie Doll

Envy and Malice entered the mansion silently. Envy went up to his own room. He was still in pain from Malice's sudden burst of energy. He actually had seen an energy bubble like that before. The reason he didn't tell her was because it had to do with his past and he never liked talking about his past. Hohenheim Elric. That name made him hate the world. He sighed and lied down on his bed. He was too tired. He was asleep within seconds. Downstairs, Malice was pacing the living room, waiting for Blasphemy and Wrath. When Malice thought she'd blow, they strolled into the living room grinning. Blasphemy handed the hair spray bottle over to Malice.

"Don't worry, he's dead asleep. You're all clear." Malice grinned maliciously and strode up the stairs. She couldn't wait to see what happened. She silently entered the dark room. Its walls were painted black. Directly across from where Malice was standing, the whole wall was a window. The bed was on her left, pushed up against that wall. In the bed was the monster, deep asleep. She tiptoed over and started dyeing his hair pink. He shifted positions and Malice froze. The only thing she heard was

"Sure, I'll dance with the chicken." Malice tried hard not to laugh her butt off. It weirded her out, but she would never let him forget this. She quickly finished up and quietly ran back to the living room.

"It's all yours guys." She said, holding in her laugh. They nodded and slipped in to the monsters bedroom. Well, Wrath did and Blasphemy put two dozen eggs in front of the doorway. He quickly rubbed soap all over the wooden stairs. He stood at the bottom of the stairs with Malice, snickering. In the room Wrath knew just the trick to get him up.

"HEY PALM-TREE, WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE EDWARD!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Envy flew out of bed.

"WRATH!" he screeched. Wrath dashed out of the room, leaping over the eggs. Envy ran straight through them, his feet soaked in egg yolk. It made him grossed out, and two times more furious. At the stairs, Wrath slid down the banister and Envy made the mistake of stepping on the first step. Wrath landed on his feet beside Malice. Envy flipped and slid down the stairs. He landed in a heap on the floor in front of the three. The troublemakers busted out laughing like hyenas. Lust, Greed, and Temptation had rushed in the room to see all the commotion. Lust and Temptation gasped, while Greed, Malice, Blasphemy and Wrath were laughing. Envy healed and stood back up.

"WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?" he hissed angrily. Blasphemy and Wrath pointed to Malice. She looked at them.

"Hey!" she said with a startled expression. Envy crouched low and advanced a step towards Malice. She took a step back.

"Hey I didn't know you were a wanna-be Barbie doll palm-tree." Stated Greed laughing even harder.

"Good one sir, the pink does look good on him." Stated Blasphemy. Envy whirled around.

"What pink?" he asked in a rather calm tone that scared

Malice even more.

"Your hair dufos." Said Lust rolling her eyes. Envy's eyes widened and he ran to the bathroom.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!?" he screeched. He calmly walked down the stairs.

"Actually Envy. It was my idea to do that. I forced Malice to carry it out." Stated Greed, proudly smirking. He looked around then ran out the front door. Envy not too far behind.

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY!" shouted Envy. Malice winced, thankful for the save. She was confused. Why would Envy want her to stay away from Greed? He didn't seem that bad. She started to walk away when She heard Dante's voice.

"Malice, would you mind joining me in my office?" she asked in her sickly-sweet voice. Malice turned around and followed Dante into her office. Dante sat in her chair and motioned for Malice to sit in the chair across from her. Malice sat down.

"I hear you're improving in your training." Malice nodded and Dante sighed.

"Please be easy on Envy. He's just as new to this as you are. He may be the strongest, but he's also the weakest. Remember that. You are dismissed." Malice huffed, then got up and left the office. "He's the strongest, but he's the weakest. What does it mean? It doesn't make any sense at all. Grr, I hate riddles." thought Malice, stalking past everyone in the living room and heading outside. Still in deep thought, she didn't even glance up at the two male homunculi that were watching her stalk off.

"Where do you think you're going?" asked Envy. Malice didn't hear him and kept walking. Envy growled and stalked after her, momentarily forgetting the pink. Greed laughed and went inside the house.

I hope you enjoy the story- *Achoo* sorry.

Ed: Go get some medicine if you're that sick.

Liveit2loveit: I already did. It's not helping at all though- *achoo*

Al: I hope you feel better- Hey maybe Reviews would help!

Ed: Yes pleeze review and it'll help if you don't let Envy know that we were sorta responsible. REVIEW PLEASE!

Liveit2loveit: yes please review.