Soul Eater+ Naruto+FMA

A: Hey I so happy! Im on spring break! I'm going to sing the happy song! If you know it sing along with the words! I don't own it...

Happy Song: I am really special cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm so d*** happy that people are jealous of me. When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing this song. It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long. Oh-oh-oh I'm so happy I can hardly breathe! Puppy dogs, Sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth! Watch out all you mothers I'm happy as hardcore. Happy as a coupon for twenty dollar whore bwahaha. (music) I can't do this now I'm not happy... I AM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME! LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SO D*** HAPPY THAT PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME! These are my love handles and this is my spout! If you tip me over than Momma say knock you out! I AM SPECIAL I AM HAPPY I AM GONNA HEAVE. WELCOME TO MY HAPPY PLACE NOW GET YOU S*** AND LEAVE! I'm happy I'm good I'm... I'm outta here! SCREW YOU!

A: Don't be offended! These words aren't to my fans, but to all those hators out there! XP

Tsubaki: (claps) Wow. I never knew you could sing!

A: Oh. Well not really. Ok what do you like about this story and why? Is there anything I can do?

Tsubaki: I like it because I get to be with my friends. Oh you could stop Black*Star from getting hurt so much.

A: Sorry no can do. He's an idiot. Idiots get jacked up.

Tsubaki: :(

A: Your part Tsubaki.

Tsubaki: Abdul does not own Soul Eater, Naruto, or FMA, but I guess he does own the right for Black*Star to get beat up.

Chapter 17: The D.S.U

There were a couple of "bad guys" walking towards a school. It's name was: D.S.U (Demonic, Supernatural, United). The evil brought it together to destroy the A.S.U. The leader was... no one... yet. For now there was only Orochimaru, (mother)Medusa, and a revived Dante.

" We need to gather the Kishin's fragments." (mother)Medusa said (Orochimaru revived her). Medusa was now engaged with Orochimaru. Everyone chuckled menacingly.

Meanwhile at the A.S.U Lord Death called a meeting with 3 particular groups.

" We have a huge problem, (mother)Medusa, Orochimaru, and Dante are trying to revive the kishin." Everyone gasped.

" Excuse me Lord Death, but (mother)Medusa is dead." Maka inputed. Soul nodded.

" So is Dante!" Ed and Al shouted!

" Orochimaru revived each." Lord Death said frowning. Maka clenched a fist, Soul huffed, Ed and Al tightened. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kidd, Liz, Patti, Black*Star, Tsubaki, Chrona, Medusa and Fletcher put on determined faces.

" So I need you guys to go stop the Eruka, the Mizune, and Envy from getting a body part for Asura." Lord Death instructed. Ed's mouth dropped all the way down when he heard Envy the humonculus. Everyone went to their dorm rooms and got ready. Everyone went to Las Vegas, their destination. They went 2 days before to settle in. They went to the indoor water park to chill. Medusa (on purpose) wore the most skinny bikini in the world. She wanted to impress Soul, but only got impressed by Kidd and a few other boys. Kidd beat them up to be with Medusa, but was turned down. Patti ran down the water slide instead of sliding. Liz just talked to this boy she liked. Maka read a book and Soul ate a Kishin bar. Maka and Soul weren't together when they found out how it was a trap by Sakura and Naruto. Speaking off them they Sakura watched Naruto making a whirlpool with his rasengan. Black*Star was repeatedly getting dunked by Abdul. Tsubaki just sighed. Ever since Abdul beat Sasuke Sasuke got no girls. Instead all of the girls wanted Abdul. He coldly turned them down. Ed stayed upstairs with Al. Winry and Russell did too. Fletcher tried to play beach ball with Chrona, but Chrona kept running from the ball.

Eventually Everyone went inside, changed, and went to the restaurant. Naruto had to beat the waiter because he was flirting with Sakura, which is why they were kicked out. Everyone went to bed hungry thanks to an idiot. Abdul noticed a demonic soul.

A: Cliffhanger! Hahahaha! You will have to wait to find out! Please send ideas! Please come on! We want better specials!