Soul Eater+ Naruto+FMA

A: Sup? Well to tell you I'm pretty well. Today we have... (mother) Medusa. Yep. She's like the only mother for Mother's Day. Don't worry she's locked up.

(mother)Medusa: ...

A: Do you like this story? And why?

(mother)Medusa: I guess I like the husband I have.

A: (barfs) Say your part.

(mother)Medusa: Abdul does not own Soul Eater, Naruto, or FMA. He does own the idea of me with Orochimaru.

A: (barfs)

Chapter 27: Escaping Assassination

Abdul was walking, humming a tune, and listening to Kidd's problem. Abdul got a job when he listens to peoples problems and solves them. I forgot the name of it.

"I mean... I really like Medusa... She's so beautiful... But that stupid Fletcher boy stole her... How do I get her back?" Kidd said between sobs. Abdul just stood there.

"Well?" Kidd questioned impatiently. Abdul just stood there.

"WELL?" Kidd shouted furiously.

"I think maybe you should show your greatness in the way you can. Be you. You should be respectful and be a good friend." Abdul stated.

"That's all?" Kidd asked.

"Yep. That's what my parents told me." Abdul replied.

"Then that means your parents are a**holes!" Kidd shouted. Before you could say "uh oh" Kidd was in the wall with bruises everywhere. Abdul just walked away making cracks in the ground everywhere he stepped.

Meanwhile, Pride and Greed were sneaking around the corner off the A.S.U crashing through the window. Abdul gasped and got into a fighting stance.

"Hm... A shorty like that FullMetal boy." Greed sneered. Ed who was at the other side of the school, appeared before you could even smile. Abdul popped a vain and Ed shouted

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SPROUT AMONG THE TREES!" Greed chuckled. Pride just revealed his ultimate eye and sneered,

" I'm suprised. Abdul did his voltagan eye. Ed put his alchemy gloves on. Ed was about to clap when Greed slashed at Ed ripping some of his shirt. Abdul sped towards Pride and jumped in the air. Abdul tried to punch Pride but Pride dodged doing a backflip and pulling out his sword. Abdul made a katana out of electricity and clashed his sword with the Humonculus's sword. Ed transmuted Greed's armor and punched Greed. Greed just slashed Ed's shirt right off making all the girls around him have nosebleeds including a little trickle from Winry. Abdul transmuted his katana into a scythe. He twisted it and blocked Pride's slashes. Abdul threw ninja wires at Pride wrapping him. Abdul sent a electric shock that coarser though the wires paralyzing Pride. Abdul put his scythe to Pride's head and sliced his body in half. Killing him.

Ed clapped his hands and made a rock mouth and trapped Greed.

"This won't stop me!" Greed shouted. Ed just slashed Greed's Head of and transmuted his body to a statue. Abdul incinerated the statue, killing Greed. Abdul and Ed went to report to Lord Death.

Over at Maka and Soul's dorm Medusa was listening to Kidd.

"Whatever I... love you!" Kid shouted. Medusa just stood up and kissed him on both cheeks to stay symmetrical. After holding it for 3 seconds she let go and said,

"I that what you wanted? Well, that doesn't mean anything between us."

"Yes ma'am..." Kidd said dreamily. Kidd walked out the dorm spinning around spouting about symmetrical nonsense.

On the other hand Abdul was walking when a bunch of people came to him. Yep, Abdul's problem solving career had started.

A: Please beg people to read my story! Ask all your anime friends! And people on fanfiction! Happy Mother's Day!